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Quotable: Christina Aguilera Could Never Seriously Date A Woman

“I don’t think I could ever really be with a woman because that’s a lot of … Yeah, there’s a lot of estrogen and I’m a lot to deal with when it’s that time of the month, so I can’t imagine it times two.”

Christina Aguilera spoke to Out magazine for the June issue and revealed she’s too much of a punk to deal with another woman PMSing. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera Poses Nude On The Cover Of GQ Germany

Look! It’s Christina Aguilera naked on the cover of GQ Germany. I don’t know what the deal is with her latest everything-I-do-has-to-be-totally-raunchy campaign, but here is yet another example of it. I guess the lesbians-and-latex music video and the cunnilingus anthem weren’t enough. [Gigsblog] Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera’s “Woo Hoo” Is An Ode To Cunnilingus

Have you heard Christina Aguilera‘s new song? It’s called “Woo Hoo” (“Woohoo”? “WooHoo”?), it features Nicki Minaj, and it is about cunnilingus. Have other songs been written about going down on a girl before? Beats me. This is surely a contender for the “Most Impassioned Song About Cunnilingus of the Year” award at the next Grammy Awards. Technically, the lyrics are non-explicit, but they are raunchy in the innuendo department. I wouldn’t, you know, crank it at top volume at work. Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera Wants To Remind You She Is Edgy! So So So Edgy!


If Christina Aguilera used to be “dirrty,” the new video for her song “Not Myself Tonight” proves she is now straight-up filllllllttttttthhhhhhhhyyyyyy. There are bejeweled ball gags, and corseted gimp masks, and, and, and … Sigh. Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera Appears Poised To Drink From Doggy Bowl

Put that tongue away, Xtina, or I’ll cough and totally mess up your new video shoot! That’s a threat! Just kidding. This is a promo shot for Christina Aguilera‘s new music video for her song “Not Myself Tonight,” which debuts on Friday. I’m confused, but when am I not? One more, as well as a teaser clip for the video, after the jump… [ONTD] Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera Will Threaten To Shoot Anyone Who Coughs During An Interview


That’s not an exaggeration! She really will. Christina Aguilera‘s latest incarnation may not be dirrty — but she sure is bittchy. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Quotable: Christina Aguilera Is “More Sexual” As A Mother

“I think it’s important that he sees mommy not be ashamed for her sexuality… We’re art collectors, there are a lot of female nudes around the house. Max will be growing up in a house where it’s just the norm… It’s only weird when you shame it. I’m more confident and comfortable in my own skin. I think I’m even a more sexual Christina.”

Christina Aguilera on not hiding her sexuality from 2-year-old son Max on Atlanta’s Q100 radio. Ass-less chaps for everyone! [Just Jared]
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Christina Aguilera Shares A Hidden Talent In New “Bionic” Photos

See that ring between Christina Aguilera‘s hand? It certainly goes with her Bionic-influenced metal collar, but that ring also has a kinkier purpose. The sickle-shaped ring is actually Betony Vernon’s Petting Ring. It not only holds the index finger and thumb in the perfect chi mudra position, the hand “gesture used in meditation for a one-pointed mind,” but it also gives an extremely pleasant hand job (I hear). Christina likes to get “Dirrty,” so it’s safe to assume that the Petting Ring is more than a prop for her photo shoot. At $1,250 a pop, it better be her favorite toy to use on husband Jordan Bratman. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera Premieres “Not Myself Tonight,” What D’ya Think?

Wowzer! So much great music has dropped this week. While Erykah Badu has the politically conscious R&B sewed up with her latest album, Christina Aguilera has dropped a banging single for the chick that loves to pop her booty. “Not Myself Tonight” is the type of song that makes people rush to download an album. It’s about a night of release in which Christina goes wild doing things she doesn’t normally do, like “kissing on the boys and girls.” Don’t we all need a wild night every now and then? In anyone else’s hands, this beat-driven song would have had a ton of Auto-Tuning, but Christina can blow with little help. I’ve been listening to “Not Myself Tonight” on repeat all afternoon and have been getting in a little shoulder action since The Frisky office is a tad too conservative for booty-popping.

So what do you think of Christina’s “Not Myself Tonight”? Keep reading »

Even Christina Aguilera’s Robot Half Wears Red Lipstick

Behold, the cover of Christina Aguilera’s new album, Bionic, her first in three and a half years. It’ll be dropping on Jun. 8. And while I like the album art, I wish it looked more real-life cyborg and less drawn. Thoughts? Keep reading »

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