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Can We Give Up The Marilyn Monroe Impersonations Now, Please?

Hollywood is filled with blondes — both bottled and born — doing their best Marilyn Monroe imitations. Courtney Stodden, teen bride, was just the latest in a long, sordid trail of celebs to break out the pin curls and red lipstick when she did a photo shoot as the star in Hollywood this week. I’m pretty sure Norma Jean is rolling over in her grave. Seriously: stick a fork in this look ’cause it’s done.

Tony Lucca Auditions For “The Voice,” Fellow Mouseketeer Christina Aguilera Does Not Remember Him

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Did you guys happen to catch the premiere of “The Voice” after last night’s Super Bowl? Normally I’m not a big fan of talent competition shows — I prefer to watch train wreck-style reality shows like “The Bachelor” and “The Real Housewives” — and have long given up on “American Idol,” but what I did watch of “The Voice”‘s first season really impressed me. And if the premiere of the second season is a sign of things to come, “The Voice” is only going to get better. 

But can we please talk about A) how weirdly exciting it is that Tony Lucca — a former Mickey Mouse Club star — auditioned for the panel and B) how totally awkward it was that Christina Aguilera, who appeared on the show with him as a tween, totally didn’t recognize him even after he said his full name?  Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Cynthia Nixon Clarifies Controversial “Gay Is A Choice” Comments

Being Gay Is A Choice
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  • Cynthia Nixon from “Sex and the City” is clarifying her comments about how, for her, being gay is a choice by pointing out she was only speaking for her. In a statement, Cynthia said: “My recent comments in The New York Times were about me and my personal story of being gay. I believe we all have different ways we came to the gay community and we can’t and shouldn’t be pigeon-holed into one cultural narrative which can be uninclusive and disempowering.”  [The Advocate]
  • We were so distracted by the drip running down Christina Aguilera’s leg at Etta James’ funeral — apparently it was spray tanner? — that we didn’t mention Christina killed it performing “At Last.” [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • “The Real Housewives of New York City”‘s Cindy Barshop has promised to only use faux fur in her fox fur merkins. Umm, that doesn’t make the furry merkin idea any less stupid. [NYMag.com]
  • Rihanna made the extremely necessary art purchase of a $160,000 Marilyn Monroe portrait made of 65,000 crystals by the artist Claire Milner. [StarPulse]
  • Kermit and Miss Piggy — yes, you read that right — respond to an accusation by some wackadoodle that “The Muppets” is liberal propaganda. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Christina Aguilera Mysteriously Drips At Etta James’ Funeral

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Christina Hates Pants
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  • What the hell was running down Christina Aguilera’s leg at Etta James’ funeral? [Dlisted]
  • Demi Moore may have been smoking a drug called K2 Spice, an herbal incense similar to marijuana, when she started convulsing. [Fox News
  • Oprah and Barbara Walters are in a bidding war to get the first TV interview with Pippa Middleton. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Brad Pitt says his kids aren’t allowed to Google him or Angelina Jolie. [People]
  • Katrina Bowden from “30 Rock” is engaged to her boyfriend of two years, Ben Jorgensen. Mazel tov! [US Weekly] Keep reading »

10 “Strange Or Sexy?” Celeb Red Carpet Moments

If there’s one place for a celebrity lady to step up her game, it’s on the red carpet. Whenever it’s rolled out, famous faces come out of the woodwork (do they exist when they’re not making public appearances? Important life questions) to show off what they’ve got. Classic, bizarre, avant garde — as we’ve seen, it’s all fair in love dresses and war. But sometimes, even those who make a million a movie step out of line (and that is a fine line indeed!) and come off looking, well, cheap.

Why Does Christina Aguilera Hate Pants?

October 24, 2011

Soapbox: Did Kelly Osbourne Really Just Call Christina Aguilera Fat?

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“I was never that fat,” Kelly Osbourne said of Christina Aguilera‘s look at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert. Kelly justified her unkind remarks with this: ”She called me fat for so many f**king years … so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.” Oh. No. She. Didn’t.

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Halloween Inspiration Board: Christina Aguilera Under Arrest

Inspiration: Courtney Stodden
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Who wants to be super sexy sensual Courtney Stodden this year? Read More »
Inspiration: Ramona
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Inspiration: Mob Wife
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Inspiration: "Intervention"
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DUIs. They happen to the best of us. Well, maybe not the best of us. Or most of us. But they sure do happen to celebs a lot. I’ve come to expect this crap from Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. But Christina Aguilera’s drunk driving arrest? That was a surprise. When Christina and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were pulled over on March 1 at 2:45 a.m.,  the po-po pronounced her bombed and noted she had trouble standing. The poor thing not only had to spend the night in jail, but had to take her mugshot sans red lipstick! The indignity!

I’m sure it’s a little episode the singer — and the producers of “The Voice” — would like to forget. But first you should pay homage to this hot mess with your very own Christina Aguilera Under Arrest Halloween costume. Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera Poops Out “Dirty Diana” At The Michael Jackson Tribute

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X-tina got down and dirrty at the Michael Jackson tribute concert this weekend. Here she is in action squatting out a high note in “Dirty Diana.” Now that’s commitment to the craft. [Buzzfeed]

Christina Aguilera Named Her New Perfume “Royal Desire”

There are a lot of things I think about when I think about Christina Aguilera: power ballads, blonde hair extensions, synchronized choreography — did I mention extensions? But I can honestly say I’ve never once put Aguilera’s name in the same sentence with “royal.” And yet, Ms. “What A Girl Wants” has named her new fragrance “Royal Desire.” Maybe she’s trying to send a not-so-subtle message to Prince Harry? Explains Xtina: “With this scent, I wanted to create a truly sensory experience…” — Um, right. Perfume is a sensory experience. I’m following. — “…and provide a moment every day where women could pamper themselves and feel sexy and beautiful … exuding the sensual elegance of a queen.” Ah, so it’s not Harry she’s after, but Queen Elizabeth! Watch out lady, Christina’s coming for you! [Racked] Keep reading »

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