Dear Christina Aguilera,
Mariah here. You know me as multi-platinum zillion-selling recording artist Mariah Carey, but you can just call me Mimi. Me and a few of the S&M crew (that’s singing and movies crew, guys!) wanted to reach out to you because we heard you had a new movie coming out, called “Burlesque.”
First: Soooooo sorry about Lady Gaga stealing your whole kooky blonde lady steez — we heard you had to cancel a bunch of dates on your last tour because you just couldn’t get it together. No worries, mama.
But back to “Burlesque.” Keep reading »
I hate to prejudge, but hell, whatever, I am going to. “Burlesque” is Christina Aguilera’s feature film debut in a dramatic role and the first trailer is out. Co-starring Cher, the film tells the story of a “small-town girl” who “ventures to Los Angeles and finds her place in a neo-burlesque club run by a former dancer.” So, can Xtina act? Decide for yourself. Keep reading »
Christina Aguilera‘s latest album, Bionic, may not be selling, but that’s not stopping the songstress’s record label from churning out another music video. “You Lost Me” follows on the heels of “Not Myself Tonight,” the latter being a raunch-fest featuring Aguilera with a ball gag in her mouth. For the new video, she’s got pink-ish hair, baggy clothes, and the vibe is more “Beautiful” than “Dirrty.” It’s a breakup song, mostly, seemingly about a man who cheated. I’m not sure what this slow jam will do for her album sales, but at least she’s not prancing around in her underpants. Right? Keep reading »