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Star Mag’s Earth-Shattering Exclusive: Celebrity Crow’s Feet & Blackheads!

Who doesn’t love a good celebrity gossip rag mag? Sure, they’re our dirty little secret [Not so dirty, as my purse stuffed with Us Weekly and Life & Style can attest. -- Editor], equal to someone opening the top drawer of our nightstand. But like any gluttonous pleasure, sometimes they go too far — like this week’s Star magazine, which features “celebs without makeup”. Ooooh, booga-booga! Worse yet, one of their cover girls is 15-year-old celebuspawn and Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus. She’s a child star — frankly she should be makeup-free! And if you’re reading this, then I know you have at least a t-shirt older than her baby face. Plus the other girls they feature front and center, like Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Katie Holmes, are all 30 and under — oh the horror of seeing their actual pores, smile lines, and, ACK, zits! Star Magazine, forget about wrinkles, your “reporting” is starting to show cracks. [Star] Keep reading »

Poll: Celebrity Babies Don’t Come Cheap

People may have paid as much as $1.5 million for exclusive photos of Christina Aguilera’s baby Max. Pretty penny! Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Christina And Max On The Cover Of People!

  • Christina Aguilera debuted lil’ Max on the cover of People this week. So cute! Wonder how much they paid? [People]
  • The New York Daily News is reporting that Mary-Louise Parker and her on-again/off-again boyfriend, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (you know, the guy who died on Grey’s Anatomy), are engaged. She’s the coolest, so he should consider himself lucky. [People]
  • Chelsea Handler let it slip that her pal Jenny McCarthy is pregnant with Jim Carrey’s baby. McCarthy’s rep denies it, saying Handler was “just joking.” Uh huh. [Perez Hilton]
  • So rumors are once again flying that Brad and Angelina are getting hitched — because she’s pregnant with twins and Brad wants to make their ever expanding brood tots legit. Tots legit! Tots legit to quit! [MSNBC]
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    Circumcision: Christina Aguilera Style

    New mom Christina Aguilera called into Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show to boast about her baby boy, Max. The working mom told Seacrest that she credits the baby for inspiring her next album. So between the puke and poo, this one should be “dirrtier”, right? Then Ryan and the pop pin-up got really personal as Christina talked about her son’s bris, or circumcision. With Christ in her name, she’s clearly a shiksa, but her husband is Jewish, so she combined their traditions. Hubby Jordan Bratman brought the Rabbi and unconventional Xtina filled their home with “penis balloons.” Maybe she was frugal and reused the ones from her bachelorette party — or perhaps the busy new mom had everything she needed in her nightstand. Either way, friends and relatives came together to celebrate the happy couple getting back to the basics of family life. Sounds like Christina has finally got what a girl wants. [DListed] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Christina Aguilera Is Back…In A Big Way!

  • So this is what happens to your breasts after you have a baby! Christina Aguilera showed off her new assets at a DVD signing in LA last night, just a few weeks after having son Max. BTW, do you think she needs to take the war paint down a notch now that she’s a mommy? [DListed]
  • Lynne Spears says that Britney’s manager Osama Lufti has been drugging the pop star by grinding up pills and putting them in her food, then controlling her every move. She claims he also told her that if she were to keep him away from Spears, she would kill herself and he would “piss on her grave.” Suffice it to say, Britney really does attract bad boys. [Us Weekly]
  • The latest item in the celebrity rumor mill says that Victoria and David Beckham are looking to adopt a little girl from Africa. The pair already have three sons, so something tells us Posh really wants a daughter to play drag queen dress-up with. [Telegraph U.K.]
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    Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Mega Jealous About Angie’s Twins?

  • God, some internet gossip sites are so mean! Showbiz Spy claims that Jennifer Aniston is green with envy that Angelina Jolie gets to have two more of Brad Pitt’s babies. Umm, they got divorced two years ago — we’re sure she’s moved on. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Ray J and Brandy’s mom is suing Ray’s sex tape co-star Kim Kardasian because she says the big-rumped tart charged her credit card to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars over the two year period they dated. That is a lot of teeny-tiny stretchy dresses! [Perez Hilton]
  • Christina Aguilera says that being a new mom is “inspiring” loads of material for a new album. “Dirrty Diaperrs”, perhaps? [Us Weekly]
  • Sienna Miller’s boyfriend Rhys Ifans has apparently given her a marriage ultimatum because he is tired of being her secret lover. Secret lover? We feel like we can’t avoid seeing pictures of these two, as much as we’d like to! [DListed]
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    Poll: Who’s Got The Hottest Name On The Playground?

    Star Couplings: It’s Raining Babies!

  • Mazel tov shout outs to Christina Aguilera (and hubby Jordan Bratman) and Nicole Richie (and boyfriend Joel Madden), both of whom gave birth this weekend. Christina named her son Max Liron (which roughly translates to “My Greatest Song” in Hebrew), while Nicole and Joel came up with the totally awesome name of Harlow Winter Kate for their new daughter. [Us Weekly]
  • We didn’t even know they were dating, but apparently Australian indie rocker Ben Lee is engaged to our ’80s girl crush Ione Skye — he is best known for dating actress Claire Danes, while she was married to Ad Rock from the Beastie Boys and starred as Diane Court in Say Anything. So cute! [Oh No They Didn't]
  • So the British tab News of the World is saying that Britney is totally in love with that pap and is converting to Islam for him. You know what y’all? If this is true, we are so not even slightly surprised. [DListed]
  • This is how not true that rumor about Jennifer Aniston and Jason Lewis was — she was spotted on a date this weekend with David Spade. WTF? He’s not even funny! [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Adds Adrian Grenier To Her Entourage

  • Ugh. Lindsay Lohan is apparently soiling the bed of hot Entourage actor Adrian Grenier who we have been crushing on since the awesome teen flick Drive Me Crazy. Will Lohan leave no stone unturned? [Radar Online]
  • In celebrity baby news, Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera are both due to pop any second now, while Halle Berry’s baby is due in March. Also, rumor mongers are saying that Avril Lavigne is the latest youngster to get pregnant, though her rep denies it. Believe what you like! [Just Jared]
  • The National Enquirer is reporting that Oprah leaves nothing to her partner Stedman in her will, choosing to give most of her $2 billion fortune to charity and her children. Children? Oh yeah, it seems O wants to adopt three girls and raise them solo. We’re not surprised about Stedman, but what about Gayle? [DListed]
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    Christina Aguilera: The Most Virginal Pregnant Lady Almost Ever

    Dude, we realize she’s been airbrushed, but a super preggo Christina Aguilera on the cover of Marie Claire looks super gorgeous. Why is it that pregnant ladies can get all nudie and it’s considered beautiful and elegant and sweet, but non-knocked up women getting nekkid for the camera is considered porn? Is it because being in the pregnant state is considered clean and innocent? We’re not saying we disagree, but it’s just odd because, clearly, if you’re with child, you’re no virgin, unless your name is Mary and you hail from Nazareth. [Marie Claire] Keep reading »