Put that tongue away, Xtina, or I’ll cough and totally mess up your new video shoot! That’s a threat! Just kidding. This is a promo shot for Christina Aguilera‘s new music video for her song “Not Myself Tonight,” which debuts on Friday. I’m confused, but when am I not? One more, as well as a teaser clip for the video, after the jump… [ONTD] Keep reading »
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Christina Aguilera Will Threaten To Shoot Anyone Who Coughs During An Interview
That’s not an exaggeration! She really will. Christina Aguilera‘s latest incarnation may not be dirrty — but she sure is bittchy. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Quotable: Christina Aguilera Is “More Sexual” As A Mother
“I think it’s important that he sees mommy not be ashamed for her sexuality… We’re art collectors, there are a lot of female nudes around the house. Max will be growing up in a house where it’s just the norm… It’s only weird when you shame it. I’m more confident and comfortable in my own skin. I think I’m even a more sexual Christina.”
– Christina Aguilera on not hiding her sexuality from 2-year-old son Max on Atlanta’s Q100 radio. Ass-less chaps for everyone! [Just Jared]
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Christina Aguilera Shares A Hidden Talent In New “Bionic” Photos
See that ring between Christina Aguilera‘s hand? It certainly goes with her Bionic-influenced metal collar, but that ring also has a kinkier purpose. The sickle-shaped ring is actually Betony Vernon’s Petting Ring. It not only holds the index finger and thumb in the perfect chi mudra position, the hand “gesture used in meditation for a one-pointed mind,” but it also gives an extremely pleasant hand job (I hear). Christina likes to get “Dirrty,” so it’s safe to assume that the Petting Ring is more than a prop for her photo shoot. At $1,250 a pop, it better be her favorite toy to use on husband Jordan Bratman. [Just Jared] Keep reading »
Christina Aguilera Premieres “Not Myself Tonight,” What D’ya Think?
Wowzer! So much great music has dropped this week. While Erykah Badu has the politically conscious R&B sewed up with her latest album, Christina Aguilera has dropped a banging single for the chick that loves to pop her booty. “Not Myself Tonight” is the type of song that makes people rush to download an album. It’s about a night of release in which Christina goes wild doing things she doesn’t normally do, like “kissing on the boys and girls.” Don’t we all need a wild night every now and then? In anyone else’s hands, this beat-driven song would have had a ton of Auto-Tuning, but Christina can blow with little help. I’ve been listening to “Not Myself Tonight” on repeat all afternoon and have been getting in a little shoulder action since The Frisky office is a tad too conservative for booty-popping.
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Even Christina Aguilera’s Robot Half Wears Red Lipstick
Behold, the cover of Christina Aguilera’s new album, Bionic, her first in three and a half years. It’ll be dropping on Jun. 8. And while I like the album art, I wish it looked more real-life cyborg and less drawn. Thoughts? Keep reading »
Is This A Viral Video For Christina Aguilera’s Next Album?
It’s unclear who created these videos and why, but rumors are swirling that these very strange short promotional videos are teaser spots intended to virally hype Christina Aguilera‘s upcoming album, Bionic, which is slated for an April release. If they are, Lady Marmalade has certainly gone off in a whole new direction. For this album, she’s reportedly worked with Sia, Goldfrapp, Santigold, Ladytron, and M.I.A., so it’s possible that she’s going for some sort of out-there sound/feel that follows in the freaky footsteps of, say, Lady Gaga’s success being a professional singing weirdo. Either way, the videos sure are strange: symbolic, oozing white goo, some chick flailing around in the mud, and this lady licking a tree. What does it all mean? No clue. But if it’s designed to get our attention, it has succeeded. Check out the other odd video after the jump, and sound off in the comments on whether you think it’s Aguilera or not. Keep reading »
Quotable: Christina Aguilera Is Not Ashamed Of Her Dirrty Days
“No, I think looking back, I’m actually more pleased that I did it, because I got it out of my system. And I think it was very brave, in the face of a lot of closed minds. I try to motivate women and make them feel empowered by their sexuality — anything that a man likes to make a woman feel weak about.”
– Christina Aguilera, on whether she regrets her assless chaps-wearing Xtina days, in Marie Claire. Her new album, Bionic, is due out this spring. Keep reading »
How To Create A Visual Vignette To Bedazzle Your Home Decor
Sooo Christina Aguilera‘s home was featured recently in InStyle. (Check out her massive shoe closet here.) What really struck me, though, was her love of vignettes, which she used to display some of her treasured possessions like shoes and past performance costumes. I kind of like to think of vignettes as the adult version of dioramas, and who didn’t like creating those when they were in school? They’re perfect for occupying a little space in a room, on a table, or in a bookcase. After the jump I have some tips for adding a vignette to your decor. Keep reading »
Christina Aguilera’s Closet: Is This What A Girl Wants?
In NYMag.com’s latest monthly roundup of the fashion glossies, “The Best and Worst of October Magazines,” they’ve deemed this In Style photograph of Christina Aguilera in her closet as one of the best. Look, I’m all for ostentatious displays of wealth — I only wish I had more wealth to display ostentatiously — but this photograph is obscene and depressing. Does one woman really need this many pairs of shoes, so many that she needs a ladder to reach some of them? What hole in your insides are you trying to fill that that many shoes will never fill anyway? And her son standing there, looking at the camera, like, Can you believe how depressing this is?, made me experience the existential sadness of living in a celebrity-worshiping capitalist culture that prizes material wealth above, say, motherhood. Then I clicked on to the next page. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »
