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If You’re Into Dinosaur Porn, Have We Got Something For You

Christie Sims Writes Dinosaur Porn

If you found yourself oddly aroused by that pterodactyl porn that every person has watched at least once (hey, no shame), I’d like to call your attention to some erotica that might interest you. Christie Sims, who describes herself as a “plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life,” is the world’s most prolific writer in the “Monster Sex” genre. According to her Amazon page,this includes any erotica inspired by “lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.” Like graphic dinosaur stories? Why, yes.

Sims’ vast body of work includes titles such as The Dinosaur’s Keeper, Taken By The Pterodactyl, Running From The Raptor,Taken At The Dinosaur Museum, Mating With The Raptor, Ravished By The Triceratops and much, much more. Basically, you can have your pick of your preferred, Jurassic dick. Have I aroused your interest? Good. For your reading pleasure, I’ve included a short, NSFW excerpt from Ravished By The Triceratops after the jump. Warning: it contains a whole lot of Mesozoic penis. Keep reading »

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