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Chris Christie Just Vetoed A Bill To Prevent Domestic Abusers From Having Guns

Christie was probably tired of us feeling sorry for him, so he went out of his way to remind us what a dick he is.

Kylie Cheung |

Donald Trump Called Chris Christie Fat At His Own Rally, Because He’s Donald Trump

A Donald Trump presidency is about banning Mexicans, Muslims, and delicious cookies. Your call, America.

Karen Fratti |

Video Of Chris Christie At The Bruce Springsteen Concert Last Night Will Heal Whatever Is Hurting Your Soul Right Now

“Meet Me In The City” was the first track on Bruce Springsteen’s setlist last night and Chris Christie took the tunnel in from Jersey and to do just that. The…

Liz Magee |

Chris Christie Is A Big Boy And Will Eat His M&Ms However He Pleases

Being called savage and perplexing for your snacking habits is a cross that many pioneers have been forced to bear.

Bronwyn Isaac |

Watch: ‘SNL’ Mocks Chris Christie’s Endorsement Of Donald Trump

SNL is killing it with their political sketches during our completely batshit insane election year and this cold open was no different.

They perfectly mock Chris Christie’s obvious…

Katrin Higher |

Chris Christie’s Camel Toe Endorses Donald Trump

His brain, on the other hand, had nothing to say.

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Great Moments In Bullshit And General Awfulness From The Seventh GOP Debate

Bullshit abounds in the first Trumpless debate.

Robyn Pennacchia |

Half-Naked Oregon Militant Challenges Chris Christie To Sumo Wrestling

He says he will end the standoff if Christie wins one round against him.

Robyn Pennacchia |

Great Moments In Utter Bullshit At The Sixth GOP Debate

Syrian refugees, the “death tax” and more bullshittery at the sixth GOP debate.

Robyn Pennacchia |

Governor Chris Christie Thinks We Should Track Immigrants Like FedEx Packages

Perhaps New Jersey Governor and 2016 Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie, is trying to sound more like Donald Trump in his audaciousness, because his most recent doozie is really something…

Katrin Higher |

Chris Christie: Businesses Shouldn’t Hide Behind “Religious Liberty” To Discriminate

GOP presidential candidate Chris Christie broke ranks with other Republicans yesterday at the Iowa State Fair on the issue of religious liberty. While speaking at the Des Moines Register’s Presidential

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Just Look At This Asshole: Chris Christie Won’t Help Trans New Jerseyans Because It’s Too Inconvenient

He’s vetoed a bill to help transgender constituents twice.

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Watch: Chris Christie Wants To Punch National Teachers Union In The Face

In an interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper, presidential hopeful Chris Christie was reminded that he once said he’d punch bullies in the face.

I suppose Tapper decided to…

Katrin Higher |

President Chris Christie Will Recriminalize Pot In States That Have Legalized It

That should go over well with the majority of Americans who support legalization.

Robyn Pennacchia |

57 Percent Of GOP Voters Would Make Christianity The National Religion

A survey of Republican Primary voters released this week and conducted by Public Policy Polling provides some interesting results and insight into the minds of GOP voters.

The poll…

Robyn Pennacchia |

Horrible, Delusional Parents Sue New Jersey For The Right To “Convert” Their Gay Son Straight

In today’s depressing news, a couple is suing New Jersey Governor Chris Christie over the state’s recent ban on gay conversion therapy. Christie signed the bill into law this August,…

Claire Hannum |

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Issues Ban On Ex-Gay Therapy

Chris Christie may not have done much bill-signing on Friday, but the same can’t be said for today. The AP reports that the governor is set to sign a bill that will prevent licensed…

Newser |

Prince Hot Ginge Hits Up The Jersey Shore

Gym, tan and laundry was not on the agenda — but Prince Harry did hit up the Mantoloking, New Jersey boardwalk on his United States tour to view damage by…

Jessica Wakeman |

5 Things To Know About The First Night Of The Republican National Convention

Political theater like the Republican and Democratic National Conventions are a big swamp of blerrgghhh to me. My opinion is that it’s all just a dog-and-pony show and not really…

Jessica Wakeman |

NJ Gov. Chris Christie Makes Sexist Blowjob Joke Campaigning For Mitt Romney

When I heard yesterday that New Jersey’s Governor Chris Christie made a blowjob joke while campaigning for Mitt Romney, I thought it just sounded, at worst, crude. (And embarrassing for…

Jessica Wakeman |
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