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Quickies: Chris Brown Won’t Apologize For Rihanna Assault & Inside Mariah’s Baby Shower

  • Chris Brown referred to his domestic violence assault on ex-girlfriend, Rihanna, as a “mishap” in an interview with Page Six Magazine. This charming fellow added, “If I walk around apologizing to everybody, I’m gonna look like a damn fool.” Always image-conscious, that one. [Radar Online]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow has signed a $900K record deal with Atlantic Records. Don’t tell anyone who waited in line line for 10 hours straight to audition for “American Idol.” [PopEater]
  • Lady Gaga put the kibosh on a deal with Target to sell an exclusive version of her album “Born This Way” based on its lame record regarding gay rights. Last year, Target was caught donating money to a group that gave funding to a staunch opponent of gay marriage. [Styleite]
  • Zach Galifianakis’ first “Saturday Night Live” hosting effort was hysterical — and so Raven! — so we’re pumped for his second turn this weekend. Check out the funny promos! [NBC]

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Quickies: Catherine Zeta-Jones Punched By A Paparazzo & Chris Brown Whines About Abuse Photos

  • Catherine Zeta-Jones claimed she was “punched” by a paparazzo following her around in London. That prompted her hubby, Michael Douglas, who is still recovering from cancer, to aggressively lash out. Standing up for his lady’s honor — we like it! [X17 Online]
  • Christian Dior designer John Galliano was arrested last night at a Parisian café for assault and making anti-Semitic remarks and was promptly suspended from Dior. [Huffington Post]
  • Tara Reid insisted she was never a f**k-up like Lindsay Lohan: “”I’ve never gotten in trouble like that. I never got arrested. My biggest crime was dancing on a table.” So now you know. [Oh No They Didn't]

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Quickies: Rihanna Might Downgrade Chris Brown Restraining Order, Plus Playboy Bunny Dating Tips

  • Rihanna’s lawyer says the pop princess “does not object” to downgrading her restraining order against Chris Brown so the two can have contact again. [TMZ]
  • Tyra Banks is attending Harvard Business School whilst tweeting about “enriching” her mind with “geniuses.” [NYmag.com]
  • David Letterman — like the rest of America — wonders if our girl Snooki has a drinking problem. [Celebuzz]
  • Heidi Montag poured $2 million into her failed music career. I mean, “music career.” [PopEater]

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Does No One Care Chris Brown Is Performing On “Saturday Night Live”?

Chris Brown is hosting “Saturday Night Live” tomorrow night and no one cares.

I would have thought that, even after two years have passed since he beat the crap out of his then-girlfriend Rihanna, people would question “SNL”‘s decision. I would think there’d be more of a public uproar. I would have thought people would make a stink. But all I’ve found online was one piece on Clutch Magazine, an online mag for young black women, and a tiny blog post on The New York Observer‘s web site. Nothing from Feministing. Nothing from Jezebel (though they ragged on him for performing at a boxing match last spring). The Young, Black And Fabulous blog even said they were happy Chris Brown was performing on “SNL.”

Even a few friends I asked didn’t care. “Dude has a right to go on with his career,” one friend said. “A lot of performers have done f**ed up stuff in their personal lives. If they’re good, they’re good,” another said.

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Russell Brand Forgot The Funny In These “SNL” Promos

Yeesh. Usually Russell Brand is a little funny, but these promos for “Saturday Night Live,” which he is hosting this weekend, are just terrible. Maybe Russell was just nervous because the musical guest is Chris Brown (boooooo) who beat the crap out of his wife Katy Perry‘s best friend Rihanna? That’s the only explanation I can surmise. [NYmag.com] Keep reading »

Charming Chris Brown Drops Homophobic Slurs In Twitter Fight With Raz-B

Boyfriend of the year decade Chris Brown fails at life again. Yesterday Prince Charming lashed out against the rapper Raz-B on Twitter, tweeting homophobic slurs and making comments about rape and molestation. All of Chris Brown’s nastiest tweets appear to have been deleted with only the ones where he denies being a homophobe remaining.

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Star Couplings: Chris Brown Tweets Domestic Violence Certificate

  • Chris Brown just completed his 52-week domestic violence course, so, of course, he had to tweet a photo of his certificate. [TMZ]
  • Bret Michaels proposed to his girlfriend of 16 years on last night’s season finale of his reality show. [TooFab]
  • Ashanti and Nelly were spotted getting cozy at his annual Black & White Ball. [Starpulse.com]

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Shun, Shag, Or Marry: Kim Kardashian’s Rumored Lovahs Edition

Poor Kim Kardashian can’t so much as breathe in a guy’s ear without the media claiming she’s dating him. It’s only been a month since she broke up with NFL star Miles Austin and she’s already been linked to a slew of unlikely suitors! And while some of these guys make her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush look like an actual saint, we’re still looking out for Kim’s best interests. So we’ve figured out which guys she should shun, shag, or marry. Just in case she’s actually interested in any of them and needs a second opinion. We’re helpful like that.
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More Photos Of Battered Rihanna May Be Released Soon

It’s been a year and nine months since the night Rihanna and Chris Brown got into a fight that turned physical, leaving Rihanna with a long laundry list of injuries. But now, an unnamed person is trying to peddle never-before-seen pictures taken of Rihanna in the emergency room. This makes us want to scream. Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Chris Brown Tweets About Fat “Hoes”

  • Boyfriend-of-the-year Chris Brown has been tweeting for the #fatstrippernames hash tag on Twitter and coming up with creative ways to use the word “hoe,” like “double stuffed orehoe” and “Dorithoe.” He does have PR people, right? [The Gloss]
  • The Senate Crime and Drugs sub-committee announced it will investigate whether police departments nationwide are doing justice to sexual assault victims by thoroughly investigating reports. The committee was prompted by an exposé by the Baltimore Sun newspaper which found Baltimore cops have been mishandling rape reports. [Baltimore Sun]
  • An Indiana hospital whose emergency room denied treatment to transgender patient Erin Vaughn, and mocked her as a “he-she,” has changed its policy so all employees must undergo training on gender identity. [SheWired.com]

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