What? No. Just no. A woman in the Grammy gift lounge tells Us Weekly that Chris Brown approached her and asked, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.” Then his friends started laughing and one cried “That’s his new line!” The woman says she “wanted to throw up.” Us, too. READ MORE »
Us Weekly reports that Rihanna has secretly been hooking up with Chris Brown — for over a year! A Brown source told the mag that the two “meet up very casually. She comes to see him anytime she’s in L.A.”
A music industry source also chimes in: “They can’t get enough of each other. I don’t see it ending… READ MORE »
A recent segment on NPR about the rehabilitation of Chris Brown’s career is cause for alarm. No, not because we should care about Chris Brown’s career as a pop singer — but because his young (mostly female) fans, as fervent as ever, continue to support him not only as an artist but as a person. READ MORE »
Rihanna and Chris Brown appear to have sent each other “secret love tweets”—and by “secret,” we mean completely public messages posted on a social networking site. The “secret” part? Neither Rihanna nor Brown mentioned the other by name. Brown tweeted yesterday, “Love U more than u know!” and just two minutes later, Rihanna appeared to respond, tweeting, “I’ll… READ MORE »
How do I put this delicately? Chris Brown is both a big dick and has a big dick. He just wishes the latter made up for the former. (You’ll have to click over to the link for the full photo.) [Crushable]
Well this is convenient: Kim Kardashian never got around to changing her last… READ MORE »
A former assistant for Martyn leaked DMs from Twitter which allegedly show the R&B singer and Chris Brown chatting about gay sex. The assistant allegedly screengrabbed the DMs from Martyn’s account and is circulating them across the gossip blogs. Hmm. Being a closet case might actually explain why Chris is such a d-bag. [The… READ MORE »
It’s a good day to be Chris Brown: 95 of the 117 parking tickets the pop star has accrued have been dismissed. Brown has been fined $15,000 in fees, apparently for parking in handicapped spaces in the parking lot of his building in Los Angeles. However, the parking spaces were assigned to his apartment, so… READ MORE »
Lindsay Lohan tweeted at Chris Brown on Sunday night to ask, “Wanna meet?” Chris retweeted Lindz, but didn’t publicly reply. If these two go out, it will either be the worst idea ever or a brilliant melding of celebrity WTF-ery. [Celebuzz]
Rep. Michele Bachmann was just kidding, you guys, when she said the earthquake and… READ MORE »
Jay-Z wouldn’t clap for Chris Brown when he performed at last night’s VMAs, presumably because he discovered Rihanna. Now that’s a strong statement right there. Go you, Jay. [TMZ]
Today in “no duh” news: elderly women with a more active sex life report a higher quality of life and age more gracefully. Stay tuned while… READ MORE »
Please tell me this is a Twitter hack: Popdust reports that this morning, Rihanna tweeted “I admit it, I provoked Chris to hit me. I’t was not entirely his fault. #ImSORRY.” Huh? … READ MORE »
Chris Brown: I am thinking about getting a new tat, something really special.
Tattoo Artist: What did you have in mind, Chris Brown?
Chris Brown: Something that shows the polarity of human nature.
Tattoo Artist: I feel ya. Like a representation of the good and the bad in all of… READ MORE »
Noted window smasher and Rihanna beater Chris Brown just keeps making it easy to hate him. And he’s also helpfully adorning his body with new and horrifying signs of his own d-baggery. Witness this classy smiley-face-on-crack tattoo Mr. Brown just got tattooed on his back. Yeah, not cool, guy, but at least you’ve offered up… READ MORE »
“I actually feel really bad for my father. He was abused, too — he got beat up by his stepdad when he was young. He has resentment toward women, because he felt like his mum never protected him, and unfortunately, my mother was the victim of that. I’m not giving him excuses. Right is right… READ MORE »
Rosie O’Donnell thinks Chris Brown’s haters are racist and therefore he is held to “a different standard” than other abusive a**holes. Wait, what? Does this make any sense at all? [PopEater]
Speaking of abusive a**holes, Charlie Sheen’s custody agreement with Brooke Mueller over the couple’s twin sons is finalized. It stipulates that Charlie’s “goddesses” READ MORE »
Rihanna gets seriously sexy in the new issue of Rolling Stone — where she opens up about why she decided to ease up the restraining order she has against Chris Brown.
“That’s my decision,” she says. “It doesn’t mean we’re gonna make up, or even talk again. It just means I didn’t want to… READ MORE »
Whiny whiner Chris Brown is whining that he feels “Good Morning America” “exploited” him by asking about his domestic violence assault against ex-girlfriend Rihanna, which caused him to smash a dressing room window, rip his shirt off (?), and run outside of the studio. Jeez. What’s wrong with you bitches? Can’t a guy beat… READ MORE »