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This morning I got an email from a fellow Chris Brown fan. She said:
“I’ve just found my own personal Chris Brown porn, and I thought I’d share it with you. I’MMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. Also, it’s likely I won’t emerge from my room ever again. It’s also likely that I will never date, never again in my life, because no one will be able to compare. For realsies, this vid is gonna ruin my life and I’d like to request that as an ‘I’m sorry for being so unbearably hot’ gesture, he make a sex video with Rihanna, for us to enjoy. Is that out of line? I’d LOVE that video. LOVE. There, I said it.”
The video that sent her into such a tizzy is above and I must concur. I’m almost embarrassed by how much I enjoy his air humping style.
Rihanna’s got hit singles, happenin’ style, and a hot attitude. We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy! But apparently Chris Brown is. So, who is the
rapper rapper/R&B singer she’s so comfy with that he A) gets to see her hair wet, B) comments that she needs to “cover up” to stop attracting male admirers, and C) still claims they’re just friends? Keep reading »
We love that Rihanna is a girl who’s willing to get her hair wet. Also, when did Chris Brown turn into a MAN?! [Barbados, 8/12/08] Keep reading »
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On Friday, we heard that Reggie Bush wants Kim Kardashian to lose weight because she has too much junk in the trunk. It seems a trend is developing…either that or men are losing their dang minds. Chris Brown reportedly told Rihanna to stop wearing revealing outfits. Apparently, he is worried her clothing will attract too many male admirers. But isn’t that the point? Let’s be honest, the whole appeal of Rihanna is her image. [Her songs are pretty catchy too! -- Ed.] Young women want to copy her style, and young men want her on their arm. If you take away the racy stage costumes, what is left besides a pretty face? Rihanna, who has not confirmed her relationship with Chris, should get herself a more mature man who is more trusting and actually appreciates the work she puts into her look. [China Daily]
But all this got us thinking…would the guys on our IM ever be so judgmental of their girlfriends’ fashion choices? Amelia finds out, after the jump… Keep reading »
Seriously, the crowd was bigger than the one for New Kids On The Block and we saw at least four signs asking for Chris’ hand in marriage. Step off, girls, that’s Rihanna’s boo. [The Today Show, 6/6/08] Keep reading »