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Morning Quickies: Chris Brown Is A Parking Ticket Fiend

  • It’s a good day to be Chris Brown: 95 of the 117 parking tickets the pop star has accrued have been dismissed. Brown has been fined $15,000 in fees, apparently for parking in handicapped spaces in the parking lot of his building in Los Angeles. However, the parking spaces were assigned to his apartment, so he was not officially breaking any rules. The other 22 parking tickets, though, he’s still in trouble.
  • Amy Sedaris delights in getting mistaken for Amy Poehler, so she can tell people she and Will Arnett are getting a divorce. Love her. [NYmag.com]
  • What have been the dumbest celebrity quotes about 9/11? [Dumb As A Blog]
  • What the hell is a “breakup bunker”? [The Hairpin]

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Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Asks Out Chris Brown Over Twitter

  • Lindsay Lohan tweeted at Chris Brown on Sunday night to ask, “Wanna meet?” Chris retweeted Lindz, but didn’t publicly reply. If these two go out, it will either be the worst idea ever or a brilliant melding of celebrity WTF-ery. [Celebuzz]
  • Rep. Michele Bachmann was just kidding, you guys, when she said the earthquake and hurricane that struck Washington, D.C., this week were messages from God. “I have a great sense of humor,” she assured anyone who was offended. [Politico]
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were spotted vacationing together in Martha’s Vineyard and the Hamptons last week. Guess this means they’re on-again? [New York Post]
  • Rebecca Black the bikini model is hopping mad at Rebecca Black the “Friday” warbler, for obvious reasons. [TMZ]

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Today’s Lady News: Jay-Z Wouldn’t Clap For Chris Brown At VMAs

  • Jay-Z wouldn’t clap for Chris Brown when he performed at last night’s VMAs, presumably because he discovered Rihanna. Now that’s a strong statement right there. Go you, Jay. [TMZ]
  • Today in “no duh” news: elderly women with a more active sex life report a higher quality of life and age more gracefully. Stay tuned while scientists study whether calling your grandma makes her happy. [U.S. News & World Reports]
  • What a kickass idea: a new cooking school called Culture Kitchen in California focuses on ethnic cuisine and classes are taught by immigrant women from Colombia, Mexico and Thailand. [Los Angeles Times]

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Did Rihanna Tweet That She “Provoked” Chris Brown? Or Was She Hacked?

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Please tell me this is a Twitter hack: Popdust reports that this morning, Rihanna tweeted “I admit it, I provoked Chris to hit me. I’t was not entirely his fault. #ImSORRY.” Huh? Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation Between Chris Brown And His Tattoo Artist

Chris Brown: I am thinking about getting a new tat, something really special.

Tattoo Artist: What did you have in mind, Chris Brown?

Chris Brown: Something that shows the polarity of human nature.

Tattoo Artist: I feel ya. Like a representation of the good and the bad in all of us. Keep reading »

Thankfully, Chris Brown is Doing Everything in His Power To Ensure That He Never Gets Laid Again

Noted window smasher and Rihanna beater Chris Brown just keeps making it easy to hate him. And he’s also helpfully adorning his body with new and horrifying signs of his own d-baggery. Witness this classy smiley-face-on-crack tattoo Mr. Brown just got tattooed on his back. Yeah, not cool, guy, but at least you’ve offered up a nice little external visual cue to your internal crappiness. [Gawker] Keep reading »

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