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The Daily NOTness: American Idol’s David Archuleta

I’m so over these fools on American Idol, especially that cheeseball David Archuleta. The kid had the gall to sing Chris Brown’s awesome song “With You” on the show last night. No one made him sing it — he chose it. And it was awful, because a lily white dork like David should not be singing about “my boo”. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Britney & Kevin Do It Over The Phone

  • Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are apparently having phone sex “at least once a week.” Maybe Brit’s finally figured out how to get off without getting pregnant? [Star]
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    The Couple That Gets Inked Together, Stays Together

    ZOMG. Did Rihanna and Chris Brown get matching tattoos?! [TMZ] Keep reading »

    The Daily Hotness: Chris Brown

    What is it with us and young dudes lately? Chris Brown, all of 19-years old, has gone from being cute-as-a-button to downright smokin’ in just a few short years. If he’s not dating his “big sister” Rihanna, then will he consider us? Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Cameron Diaz Admits To Liking Boys

  • Cameron Diaz told GQ, “I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.” Tee hee, us too! [Us Weekly]
  • Katherine Heigl wants to get pregnant. Husband Josh Kelley wants to wait. We’re on Josh’s side, because we hate her. [DListed]
  • Chris Brown and Rihanna are still denying that they’re dating. Rihanna even told MTV, “We’re best friends, honestly, we’re like brother and sister.” Incest has never been so damn sexy. [Perez Hilton]
  • Yawn. Tennis pro Andy Roddick, 25, is engaged to 20-year old swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker. Slow down kids! What’s the rush? [People]
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    Star Couplings: Lucky Jake Gets Ryan’s Approval

  • Ryan Phillippe says Reese Witherspoon’s new boytoy, Jake Gyllenhaal, “is a good dude.” Because your ex-husband’s opinion means so much. [Us Weekly]
  • Chris Brown and Frisky Patron Saint, Rihanna, are still trying to deny that they’re romantically involved because they fear their relationship will hurt their status as sex symbols and impact record sales. Here’s the math: hot + hot = hotter. Got it? [Perez Hilton]
  • In super sad news, singer-songwriter Corinne Bailey Rae is mourning the death of her husband, Jason Rae, who apparently died from a drug overdose over the weekend. [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Rihanna And Chris Brown Can’t Fight That Feeling Anymore

  • Aww, so cute. Rihanna and Chris Brown aren’t even tryin’ to hide their affection anymore. [Oh No They Didn't!]
  • Sheryl Crow says that Jennifer Aniston was the one to dump Brad Pitt, not the other way around. In fairness, we suspect he was doing that guy thing, where they bait you into doing their dirty work. [Digital Spy]
  • We just bought the new Us Weekly and it’s clear from the pictures of Kate Hudson in an itty-bitty-butt-cheek revealing bikini that the star is not pregnant and all the fuss has been over some bloat. [Us Weekly]
  • Speaking of baby bumps, Nicole Kidman’s looks like she swallowed a lima bean. Shouldn’t she be showing more? [Oh No They Didn't!]
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  • Star Couplings: Rihanna and Chris Brown The Latest In Hip-Hop Royalty?

  • Rihanna and Chris Brown! Together! Maybe! So. Adorable. [Perez Hilton]
  • Icky! Page Six claims that Dita Von Teese was canoodling with AJ McLean (you know, the guy with the heinous facial hair from the Backstreet Boys) at a Grammy after-party. Can this chick buy herself some taste, please? [Page Six]
  • Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden and his Aussie girlfriend, Sophie Monk, have split. You’re like, who? [Perez Hilton]
  • Awww, Gary Coleman, aka Arnold from Different Strokes, got married! To a 22-year old! But you know what that means? He finally lost his virginity at the ripe ol’ age of 40. [Perez Hilton]
  • John Mayer says in the new issue of Best Life magazine that he’s ready to settle down and find the future Mrs. Mayer. Our Simcha would like to let him know that she is available and makes a mean batch of chocolate chip cookies. [Pop Sugar]
  • Star magazine is claiming that Britney married her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, during their trip to Mexico a few weeks back. Mind you, the dude is still married to his first wife so even if this story is true, their marriage is about as real as my dog Lucca’s marriage to the lil’ Yorkie in our building. [DListed]
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