A Good Designer Can Make A Dress Out Of Anything

For those of you who simply throw away your candy wrappers, then for shame. You’re simply not being creative enough. One recycling happy designer found inspiration in an unlikely source–the…

Bianca Posterli | April 23, 2010 - 12:50 pm

Hey, Members Of The NRA Need Valentines, Too!

At last, a romantic gift for those special people in your life who love their Second Amendment right to bear arms. Don’t forget to accessorize your Belgian milk chocolate handgun

Jessica Wakeman | February 11, 2010 - 7:40 pm

Cocoa Beans In Candle Form

Nothing can replace real chocolate, but here’s a substitute that just may come close. Godiva wants to make your house smell just as good as their desserts and recently launched…

Bianca Posterli | February 4, 2010 - 2:50 pm

Chocolate Penis Inserts Itself Into Murder Trial

While nothing about a murder case is funny, the idea of the Supreme Court discussing a chocolate penis and a pair of tits does kind of make me chuckle. So…

Ami Angelowicz | January 20, 2010 - 6:10 pm

Ketchup Chocolate May Be The Next Big Thing In Fast Food

OK, so it’s not exactly ketchup-flavored chocolate, but a chef has discovered a way to make ketchup that easily coats foods in a similar way as chocolate. For some reason,…

Annika Harris | January 12, 2010 - 4:20 pm

Can My Vanilla Make Out With Your Chocolate?

Our buddy Copyranter points us to this freakishly erotic ad for Italy’s Zaini milk chocolate. Why, it’s almost … pornographic. If you’re into food porn, that is. Vanilla is really…

Susannah Breslin | December 14, 2009 - 12:40 pm

Do You Eat Chocolate In Designer Clothes?

Barbie has her Christian Louboutin shoes, and now the Cadbury Carmel Bunny is getting designer duds too. (Because candy mascots obviously need their own designer pieces.) “It” designer Giles Deacon…

Bianca Posterli | October 27, 2009 - 8:50 pm

The Tale of Cadbury And The Most Expensive Golden Chocolate Bar

And lo, when Wispa Gold, son of Cadbury, known for his chocolatey goodness, went out of production, the people, angered and saddened, gathered themselves upon Mt. Facebook.

“Let not…

Leonora Epstein | August 4, 2009 - 8:40 pm

Artist Manages To Make Chocolate Unappetizing

Artist Stephen J Shanabrook’s work may be the best diet out there. He molds yummy things like chocolate and cotton candy into such unappetizing sculptures we shudder when we think…

Nikki Dowling | August 2, 2009 - 4:30 pm

Miracle Chocolate, Coming To Grocery Store Shelves In T-Minus Two Years

Potentially the greatest accident to ever happen in the food making industry: low-calorie, melt-resistant chocolate. Yes, you read that correctly: low calories AND melt free CHOCOLATE!!!! Some top-secret laboratory in…

Justine Fields | July 19, 2009 - 10:00 am

Get A Whiff Of Le Whif Chocolate

Some women like their chocolate milky. Some like it dark. Some like it nutty. And now some women will like their chocolate inhaled. At least that’s what the makers of…

Annika Harris | April 10, 2009 - 10:00 am

Crave: Godiva Dark Chocolate Candy Cane Crunch (Win It!)

We love how pretty these little chocolates look in a candy dish. Oh, come on, you must have a candy dish—they’re so grandma-chic. Unfortunately, ours is constantly empty because we…

Cheryl Brody Franklin | December 26, 2008 - 7:00 pm
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