A Chipotle Executive In Charge Of Rebranding Is Arrested On Cocaine Charges
Given the fact that Chipotle made the news earlier in the year both for E. coli and gender discrimination, this new cocaine-fueled news splash can’t be helpful. …
Eat In Peace: Chipotle E. Coli Outbreak Officially Over
This is the best news I’ve heard all day.
E. Coli Was Just The Beginning: Chipotle Now Facing Gender Discrimination Lawsuit
The women claimed they were all fired due to Mobbs’ obvious gender bias, and that Chipotle as a company also violated the Family and Medical Leave Act, firing the plaintiff…
Chipotle Closing For A Day, Giving Away Free Burritos To Try To Win You Back
My lack of confidence in Chipotle remains unshaken.
Guacamol-e.coli Is Extra! Chipotle Closes 43 Stores Amid E. Coli Scare
Sorry Chipotle lovers in Washington State and Oregon. The Mexican food chain has temporarily closed 43 locations in the two states due to caution amid an outbreak of the E.
Qdoba’s Imaginary Friend, Jennifer Lawrence, Will Supposedly Help Them Sell More Burritos
“She’s naturally magnetic, leads a story-filled life, and invites others to do the same. She’s a personification of flavor in our lives.”
Math Has Proven What I’ve Been Saying For Years: Chipotle Is A Great First Date Spot
Extra tomatillo sauce for everybody, we’re celebrating, because math has proven that Chipotle is indeed a first great spot.
According to the one dating app I haven’t tried but…
Another Day, Another Couple Having Public Sex At A Fast Food Restaurant
Remember that couple caught doing the nasty behind a dumpster outside a Delaware Dunkin’ Donuts? Well, there must be something in the air in that neighborhood, because yet another couple has…
Great Idea, Chipotle: 8 Other Places That Customers Could Use Some Reading Material
As we mentioned earlier today, Chipotle had the genius idea to feature short selections of original literature on their various food surfaces, like cups, takeout bags, etc. Not only does…
Chipotle Now Serving Great Writing As A Free Side Dish
Have you ever run out to grab lunch alone, only to realize you didn’t bring your phone or a book or a magazine or anything to read while you eat?
Dealbreaker: He Took Me To Chipotle
Two years ago, I was at my local coffee shop when I spotted a certain gentleman, and after a series of boring events he and I wound up having sex.