Posts tagged "chipotle"

Now You Can Make Chipotle’s Guacamole At Home

Chipotle’s latest move touting its healthy ingredients: Yesterday morning, it revealed its guacamole recipe online, Consumerist reports. There are no secret ingredients: It’s just two ripe Hass avocados (they “should feel squishy yet firm” and “be a nice dark green color on the inside”) with a little lime juice and kosher salt, plus some chopped…

By: Newser / May 4, 2015

Math Has Proven What I’ve Been Saying For Years: Chipotle Is A Great First Date Spot

Extra tomatillo sauce for everybody, we’re celebrating, because math has proven that Chipotle is indeed a first great spot.

According to the one dating app I haven’t tried but you better believe I’m changing that right now, Clover, chain restaurants are totally acceptable locations for a first date. While Starbucks took the top spot,…

By: Beejoli Shah / April 7, 2015

Another Day, Another Couple Having Public Sex At A Fast Food Restaurant

Remember that couple caught doing the nasty behind a dumpster outside a Delaware Dunkin’ Donuts? Well, there must be something in the air in that neighborhood, because yet another couple has been spotted boning on the rooftop of a Chipotle two blocks away. And people say Paris is the most romantic city in the world!

By: Claire Hannum / July 14, 2014

Great Idea, Chipotle: 8 Other Places That Customers Could Use Some Reading Material

As we mentioned earlier today, Chipotle had the genius idea to feature short selections of original literature on their various food surfaces, like cups, takeout bags, etc. Not only does this help keep customers entertained while they’re dining, but it prevents the awkward eating-alone scenario from being so awkward, and it’s educational.  After I heard…

By: Katie Oldenburg / May 18, 2014

Chipotle Now Serving Great Writing As A Free Side Dish

Have you ever run out to grab lunch alone, only to realize you didn’t bring your phone or a book or a magazine or anything to read while you eat? It’s super awkward and boring, right? Author Jonathan Safran Foer thought so too, while eating a burrito at Chipotle one day. “I really just wanted…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 16, 2014

Dealbreaker: He Took Me To Chipotle

Two years ago, I was at my local coffee shop when I spotted a certain gentleman, and after a series of boring events he and I wound up having sex. It was mostly uneventful, except for the fact that during the proceedings, I sprained my neck. We’d had sex and gone to bed, and the…

By: Sara Barron / November 26, 2012