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WTF: Is Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food” The Next “Friday,” Only Totally Offensive?

WTF: Is Alison Gold's "Chinese Food" The Next "Friday," Only Totally Offensive?
What The Fresh Hell Is This?!

Listen, I love to go to the mall and gorge on Panda Express as much as the next MSG-addicted person, but this is too much. Behold, tween Alison Gold’s ode to chow mein and egg rolls, “Chinese Food.” Ark Music Factory co-founder Patrice Wilson —  the guy who brought us Rebecca Black and her shit hit song “Friday” – wrote the song and appears in the video, rapping in an “Asian accent” and dressed up like a panda bear, all while Gold sings and little geishas prance. It’s all so wrong. But also it made me hungry. [Huffington Post]

A Positive Holiday Statement On Chinese/Jewish Relations

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Wherever your Chinese restaurant may be, please know that the Chinese Restaurant Association of America (if that in fact exists) supports your consumptions of Chinese food on Christmas. [Happy Place]

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