Posts tagged "children"

Why Perez Hilton Should Not Be On Nickelodeon

Perez Hilton is on the shortlist of awful human beings that I don't want exposed to my future children. So why, oh why would the kids' channel Nickelodeon invite the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media to guest star on one of its shows? Perez announced that on Friday, August 27th, at 8 p.m.,…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2010

Little Girl Hears Her Parents Saying “Uhh-Uhh” Through Their Bedroom Wall

When I was 11 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night and heard very upsetting sounds coming from down the hall. It sounded like my mom was sick, she was moaning so loudly. Concerned for her well-being, I went bursting into my parents' room and, well, let's just say my mom…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 12, 2010

Girl Talk: Babies Can Wait Until After My College Reunion

A few years ago, I jokingly declared that I would refrain from reproducing until after my 10-year college reunion. That way, I said (again, facetiously, although of course I’d be lying if there weren't a tiny grain of vain truth to all this hilarious jokery), I wouldn’t have to worry about losing baby weight or…
By: Claire Zulkey / August 12, 2010

Should Parents Kiss Their Kids On The Lips?

Personally, it feels strange even writing that title. Why wouldn't parents kiss their kids on the lips? Isn't that what all parents do? You know, kiss their kids on the lips to show their love? Apparently, some people find the idea of a parent kissing his or her son or daughter on the lips deranged…
By: Susannah Breslin / August 9, 2010

Dear Wendy: “My Boyfriend’s Kids Get On My Nerves”

I've been with my boyfriend now for four years and I love being with him; we get a long very well, especially considering our 20-year age difference. My problem lies in the fact that he has two children (12 and 9) who I love as if they were my own. They are living with u…
By: Wendy Atterberry / August 8, 2010

Girl Talk: My Biological Clock Is Broken

I'm smack in the middle of my 30s and recently married. For some childless women my age, this is tick-tick-tick time. However, while other women may be intimately in touch with their ovulation cycles, I'm in no hurry to have kids now, if ever. My old man and I have talked about it, but we're…
By: Colleen Kane / August 5, 2010

Girl Talk: I’m Sick Of Hearing About Motherhood

Recently I was complaining to my cousin Lei about my mother. “I tell her I'm happy,” I said as we waited for our table to be called, “but she doesn't believe me.” I had money in the bank, a dream career, and was in a sickeningly loving relationship with a guy she adored like a…
By: Angela Tung / July 26, 2010

Cash & Coupling: How Having A Baby Changed Us — Financially

When I began dating my now husband, I already had a little girl from a previous relationship. In order to get serious with me, he had to adjust to the idea of late-night dinners at restaurants to takeout scheduled around bedtime. Luckily, he did so beautifully and won both my and my daughter’s hearts. One…
By: Colleen Meeks / July 23, 2010

Girl Talk: I Would Trade A Successful Career For A Family Of My Own

Recently, during a weekly therapy session, my doc and I were doing our thing, talkin' 'bout boys, my frustration with the ones I have met, and my recent relapse into dreaming about my ex; I was telling her that sometimes, despite being a relatively solitary person who enjoys time alone, I get overwhelmed with loneliness.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 12, 2010

Girl Talk: I Had My Tubes Tied

When a study released in late June revealed that one in five women would remain childfree into the next generation, a lot of people were shocked. I wasn’t. In an ironic twist of fate, I had my tubes tied the same weekend.
By: E.M. Todd / July 6, 2010

Girl Talk: More On Marrying For Money

Of all the personal essays I've written, "Why Marrying For Money Isn't A Totally Bad Idea" has provoked the biggest response. It has actually run twice on the Frisky site: once about a year ago and again in June for our Cash & Coupling feature. Due to all that exposure, it has racked u…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 1, 2010

“Human Barbie” Mom Teaches Her 7-Year-Old To Pole Dance

This is one of those stories that you hope is just something from an episode of "30 Rock," but then you're, like, Ugh, these people really exist: Sarah Burge, 50, owns a swingers' sex party club and is known as the "Human Barbie" for her $600,000-worth of plastic surgery treatments. She's also…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 16, 2010

Dear Wendy: “My Ex Still Contacts My Kids On Facebook”

I'm a single mom and I recently broke off a relationship of about a year with a guy who's a single dad. I grew up in a step-family and could see danger ahead if we continued the relationship. Just suffice it to say that my kids are a big part of my life, but for…
By: Wendy Atterberry / May 20, 2010

“Single Ladies” Tots Have Danced “Sexy” Before

They're baaaaack! Remember the little girls who did that super amazing but sorta sexy dance to Beyonce's "Single Ladies," and people went nuts over whether it was appropriate or not? Well, their parents hit the morning shows last week saying the dance performance (posted on YouTube) was "taken out of context." However, it tur…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 19, 2010

Funny New Blog: @#$% My Kids Ruined

In case you were thinking about having kids anytime soon, this new blog S**t My Kids Ruined will make you think twice. This alternative form of birth control features the worst that can happen when little hellians go on a rampage. The path of destruction left by an angry or curious child i…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 11, 2010

Girl Talk: Oops … It’s Almost Time To Give Birth!

I’m now six days away from the official due date of my unplanned (but now certainly wanted) first baby, and I think I have learned what it might be like to be disabled in America. It’s not very pleasant. I am certainly a spectacle, but unlike other disabled people, the woman with a giant…
By: Katrina Devoe / April 23, 2010

Shirtless, Oily Diaper Ad Takes Cues From Shirtless Oily David Beckham Ad

Creepy sexualization of the kiddies or a clever copycat of David Beckham's hot Armani underwear ad? Whether or not you think this South Korean ad for Good-Nites diapers is inappropriate, one thing is for sure: That baby has got to work on his six-pack. [Mom Logic]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / February 2, 2010

Weird Or Genius: Breast-Like Baby Bottles

Certain products are made to simulate real things for quite useful reasons—think Splenda, dildos and Skype video chat. And then there are things that when "brought to life" fall in the realm of just plain scary. That's what we first thought about these lifelike breast baby bottles by Mimijumi. The "Very Hungry" baby bottle i…
By: Leonora Epstein / December 29, 2009

These Kids Dress Better Than You Do

We all troll The Sartorialist for style inspiration and general lusting for items of clothing and shoes that we'll never be able to afford. But now there's Planet Awesome Kid, which is basically like a miniature version of everyone's favorite street style photographs. Julia Samersova, a model agent and casting director, created…
By: Bianca Posterli / November 25, 2009

Creepy Onesies: When Did It Become OK To Sexualize Infants?

I am so not OK with the baby onesies above, or any of the others BuzzFeed found for "douchebags in training." [BuzzFeed]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 12, 2009
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