Things that happen when you refuse to eat anything but chicken nuggets for 15 years (like seriously, nothing else): You collapse from anemia. You have swollen veins in your tongue. Shortness of breath. Doctors tell you might die if you don’t stop. You have a house full of Happy Meal toys.
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Sure, on the one hand, it might seem gross to keep your chicken nuggets where you keep your soda. But on the other hand: THINK OF THE CONVENIENCE! You can drink soda and shovel nuggets down your gullet with one hand, while you fondle your TV’s remote control with the other! This new invention, called… READ MORE »