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Now Nev Schulman’s Chest Hair Can Be Mine (Sort Of)

Now Nev Schulman's Chest Hair Can Be Mine (Sort Of)

I’ve been sweating Nev Schulman since I saw “Catfish” (the movie), and my crush only grew once the TV show inspired by the film debuted on MTV. (A Frisky staffer referred to him as an “emotional vampire,” but I disagree!) In case you live under a rock, “Catfish” (the movie) was a documentary made by Nev’s brother and friend about an online romance Nev developed with a woman who turned out not to exist, exactly. The TV show follows Nev has he helps regular folks meet their alleged virtual lovers in real life, although 99.9 percent of the time, they too turn out not to be who they said they are. Anyway, whatever, I’m totally hot for Nev and just the other night, as I was watching the latest episode of “Catfish” (WTF was Ramon thinking, am I right?!), I tweeted, “If @NevSchulman was my boyfriend I would never want him to do any manscaping,” referring of course to Nev’s impressive — and sexy! — thatch of chest fur. Chances are pretty good that Nev is never going to be my boyfriend, which is why I was stoked to discover that he made T-shirts with his own chest hair design on them. They appear to no longer be on sale, but I’m hoping Nev will see this post and send me one. For my next real boyfriend, obvs. [Buzzfeed]

Just Kim Kardashian Modeling A Coat Made Out Of Dude Chest Hair

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just kim kardashian modeling a coat made of dude chest hair

Okay, okay, fine. So maybe Kim K. didn’t actually model this fur coat made from human chest hair. But we bet if Kanye was like, “KK, it’s been on all the runways of Milan,” she’d wear that shit in a heartbeat. In reality, the reason this coat was made is much dumber than that. It was created by Brit dairy company Arla, as a means of advertising their new “male-targeted” chocolate milk, called Wing-co.

“We commissioned the Man-Fur Coat as a wake-up call for the nation’s gents,” said a company spokesperson. “[The coat is] a way to encourage them to readopt the values of assured ‘men’s men’ from yesteryear who would laugh nonchalantly in the face of adversity and be proud of their abundant manliness.” It is also abundantly expensive: Each coat is made from approximately a million hairs, and can be purchased for around $5,000.

Oh. Okay. Because nothing says restored masculinity like couture clothing and chocolate drinks.

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One of the worst things about normal sweaters is that they cover up the glistening, hairy man chests that the world deserves to see. Firebox’s “70s Hairy Chest Sweater” solves that problem in truly horrifying style, with a printed image of a naked torso, complete with shiny belly hair and a gaudy necklace. This polyester nightmare can be yours for just $61! But really, please don’t buy this. [Laughing Squid]

Hot Links: Hot Celeb Dudes With Chest Hair

  • Oh hello, 24 hot celeb dudes with chest hair. [theBERRY]
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  • Tom Cruise told Playboy that he’s never had and never would get plastic surgery, and also comes off as decidedly mellower about the topic of Scientology than he was a few years ago. I think he must have reached an OT level that says you should keep your mouth shut. [Newser] Keep reading »

13 Chest Hairstyles That Won’t Get You Laid

I guess sometimes men get bored and think it’s a good idea to style their chest hair. Guys, this is a really bad idea, especially if you ever want to get laid again. Click through to see some of the most ill-advised manscaping of all time. 

Armie Hammer Didn’t Want To Shave His Chest For “The Brothers Grimm: Snow White”

“Julia [Roberts] had a line about how smooth my chest is … and it’s not. So the producers were like, ‘Okay, just shave him.’ And I was like, ‘Whoa. I spent 25 years earning this chest hair. I’m wearing purple tights and a codpiece, so, please, let me keep my manhood.’”

—Armie Hammer tells Details magazine how non-enthused he was about shaving his chest for the role of Prince Charming in “The Brothers Grimm: Snow White.” Here’s hoping that he won this battle and got a line rewrite. [Details] Keep reading »

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