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Romance On TV: Lipstick Jungle Introduces The Only Female Cher Impersonator


After two episodes of Lipstick Jungle, we’re hooked like the show is made of chocolate. Despite wanting to hate it, we’ve managed to make it through the name “Lipstick Jungle”, some cheesy dialogue, and the show’s “how to look like the stars” Maybelline make-up commercials without puking. But there is still one chunk that’s too hard to swallow and, sadly, it’s smack dab in the middle of our favorite part here at the Frisky: the sex scenes. Nico, played by blonde beauty Kim Raver, has a hot boy toy, Kirby, played by the six-pack named Robert Buckley. While the man has plenty of sex appeal, the 80’s kid inside us has stopped picturing the pink Nintendo Kirby and has gotten stuck on yet another timeless image: Cher. You know her signature top lip lick? She, and her impersonators (like Jack on Will and Grace — check out the clip above!), do it all the time…and so does Nico while she’s having sex! Instantly “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves” starts playing in our heads — although, perhaps that would be a better show title…. Anyway, we hope this week we’ll get to stay in the moment when Nico and Kirby get down and Nico’s tongue won’t get out.
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Get Your Rocks Off: The Cheesiest Valentine’s Day Mixtape Ever

Who doesn’t love a power ballad and especially on the schmaltziest day of the year? Our picks, after the jump! Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Woody Allen Entices Scarlett and Penelope To Make Out

  • Woody Allen, you’re such an old pervert — but this time we love you for it! Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson get hot and heavy — for each other — in the director’s next film. [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Lopez’s twins are due on Valentine’s Day! All together now…. “Awwwww!” But, I wonder what our astrosexologist Kiki would say about babies born on such a romantic day? [MSNBC]
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