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Chelsea Handler Finally Admits She And 50 Cent Were Dating

“We dated, very casually. He’s a very sweet, nice guy … the complete antithesis of what you’d imagine. I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated… I don’t really like when men buy me ridiculous gifts, especially when I don’t know them well. I can buy my own gifts. I really don’t like gifts from rappers in general, since I’m not a hooker.”

Chelsea Handler finally comes clean to Piers Morgan that she and 50 Cent did date for a little while. Apparently, Fiddy showered her in expensive gifts and she wasn’t so into that. So she called things off. [People]

Chelsea is now dating hotelier Andre Balazs. See what she has to say about him after the jump. Keep reading »

Chelsea Handler Taking A Trip To The “Mall”

Chelsea Handler can sure write a funny story and deliver a punchline like no other. But can homegirl act? We will get to see very soon. Chelsea has been cast in the movie “Mall,” which sounds like a dark comedy version of “Crash.” It follows five “disaffected suburbanites”—a stoner, a desperate housewife, a businessman, a security guard, and a meth addict with a gun—who cross paths at (you guessed it) a mall. Chelsea will, of course, be playing the housewife. And I cannot wait. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Calls Her Grandma A “C**t”

Gwyneth Paltrow apparently didn’t do any knitting with grandma. When she appeared on “Chelsea Lately” this week, she and Chelsea Handler talked about their respective German grandmas. Gwyneth apparently called her mom’s mom “Mutti” and not in a good way. “My grandmother was a real c**t,” she said. “She basically hated my guts. She tried to poison my mother against me, but it didn’t work because I have a great mother. She was just tough, just tough. You look back and you think she must not have been very happy and she must have had a lot of pain because she was mean as hell.” Wow, using the c-word on someone who’s dead? Harsh. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

50 Cent Wouldn’t Jump Over A Table To Bone Chelsea Handler

“Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f**k her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person.”

50 Cent explains to Vibe magazine what he sees in Chelsea Handler, who he was rumored to be dating back in October. Wait, Fiddy, are you trying to say that you—gasp!—like her personality? If 50 and Chelsea were ever a real couple, it looks like they have both moved on—Chelsea with hotelier Andre Balazs, to be specific. Wonder how he’d feel about jumping over a table for her? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Jennifer Aniston’s Dog, Norm, Is Just Like A Little Man

Jennifer Aniston has been hitting the talk show circuit hardcore to promote her new movie, “Just Go With It.” Last night, she sat down with Chelsea Handler on “Chelsea Lately”—and brought along her dog, Norman, a 15-year-old Corgi and terrier mix. Only JenAn would put her dog in a collared shirt and argyle vest to match Chelsea’s co-host, Chuy. How cute. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Chelsea And 50 Cent Sitting In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Oh, that wily Chelsea Handler. “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper,” she tweeted, along with the above photo of her and 50 Cent embracing on a bed. So are these two really dating? Just tell us already. Also a question: does she have a red light in her bedroom? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Quickies: Chelsea Handler Takes Another Shot At Angelina Jolie & Jessica Simpson Is Getting A Prenup

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Chelsea Handler Gives Celebrity Porn Advice

You got that, celebs who are thinking about making a sex tape that may accidentally on purpose get leaked on the interwebs? Chelsea Handler thinks you should try to look like you’re having a good time and not like you’re about to take a shadoobs when you’re having sex on film. Good advice if I ever heard it. [NYMag.com]
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Angelina Jolie On How She And Johnny Depp Are Alike

“It turns out we are both a bit reclusive. That’s why our paths had never crossed – neither of us attends many parties or goes out very much. Neither of us seems to take ourselves too seriously. And maybe there’s something about being in a place in your life where your family is so central to you that you have a good perspective on it all. You appreciate the work, and when you are there you focus and give it your best, and then when it’s done you go home to your family. Your life is full off-set and you have this nice balance. Johnny is like that and I’m like that, too.”

Angelina Jolie talks with the Daily Mail about similarities — besides being insanely attractive — she shares with “Tourist” co-star, Johnny Depp. In other Jolie news, Chelsea Handler, good friend of Jennifer Aniston, went off on a bizarre Angelina tirade in a recent stand-up act, calling her the c-word and homewrecker and a bunch of other stuff, because I guess she thinks it’s, like, 2005 or something. [via Daily Mail and Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Chelsea Handler Lets Cee-Lo’s “Brother” Paddle Her

Chelsea Handler is up to her shenanigans again. Last night, Cee-Lo was a guest on “Chelsea Lately.” After telling him that she loved his ankles, Chelsea went on to explain to Cee-Lo that she once had a security guard who claimed to be his brother. And, uh, she took the above photo with him. “I believed him, so then I took this photo with him,” Chelsea said. “I thought I was being nice to him and it would maybe help me get you on the show.” Cee-Lo laughed and said, “Yeah, that’s not my brother.” Another highlight, when Chelsea asked him about the name of his new album, Lady Killer, and he said that he was “killing them with kindness.” Aww. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »