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Chelsea Handler & Gloria Steinem Do Not Want Kids, So Lay Off, OK?

Chelsea Handler and Gloria Steinem have been hanging out and I’m never invited. It’s cool. I’m not, like, devastated or anything. But I’m just saying, if Arianna Huffington walked up to Chelsea at a Forbes 100 Most Powerful Women event and lectured her how she’s “so maternal” and “needs” to have children, I would have… More »


NY Times Reporter Asks Whitney Cummings About Sleeping Her Way To The Top

Whitney Cummings scored prime real estate this weekend on the interview page of The New York Times Magazine. As a Whitney fan and someone who is really excited for “Whitney” and “2 Broke Girls,” her two new shows, I was super-psyched. Then I read the rude, douchey, and sexist questions by interviewer Andrew Goldman and… More »


Rashida Jones Can’t Stop Talking About Her Kiss With Zooey Deschanel

Rashida Jones just can’t stop talking about her experience making out with Zooey Deschanel, whose girlfriend she plays in “My Idiot Brother.” Or is it that people just can’t stop asking her about it? Back in May, she told the Advocate of her first sapphic experience, “‘I was like, ‘Oh, my God, girls are so… More »


Anne Hathaway Is “Living On Kale and Dust” To Fit Into The Cat Suit

“Last time we talked about how much I really don’t like working out, and I’ve kind of fallen. … I really like it now. I feel like, ugh, I’m that person. I came to L.A., got a bikini wax, went blond and loooove working out. The catsuit’s unforgiving, man. I’m a vegetarian and right now,… More »


Elizabeth Banks And Chelsea Handler Get Mistaken For Each Other Often

On Monday, Chelsea Handler tweeted, “Elizabeth Banks is on tonight’s show, so all my dreams have come true; I can now say I’ve interviewed myself.” Sure they do look a bit alike in that both-have-shoulder-length-blonde-hair-and-angular-faces way, but apparently people confuse them all the time? In last night’s interview, Chelsea divulged that the comparison… More »


Vanessa Carlton On Coming Out As Bisexual To Her Mom

 

Yay, Vanessa Carlton has a new album out! She sat down with Chelsea Handler to gab about the new CD and of course Chels gets right down to brass tacks: “So you recently came out as a bisexual?” Carlton performed at a gay rights event and told the audience, in an offhand… More »


Chelsea Handler Says Her Show Is Making Her Brain Bleed

“I want to do something that’s going to utilize my brain a little more than this show. If [‘Chelsea Lately’] is the show that I’m going to do, it’s going to change. But it may turn out that I’m done with it altogether. I can’t keep doing the same thing; my brain is bleeding. I… More »


Eva Mendes Explains Why She’ll Never Marry

Actress Eva Mendes has a lot in common with the host of “Chelsea Lately.” Apart from sharing a taste for shoes with really super-high heels, both Mendes and Chelsea Handler admit they have an aversion to getting married.

Mendes believes in true love and spiritual unions and all that good stuff — she’s… More »


Roseanne Barr Headed Back To The Small Screen?

Doesn’t everyone wish they had an aunt like Roseanne Barr? Well, apparently, Chelsea Handler does. Chelsea revealed this week that she is in talks with Roseanne to have her join the cast of “Are You There Vodka?,” the NBC sitcom based on Chelsea’s best-selling book which stars “That ’70s Show”‘s Laura Prepon as Chelsea and… More »


Chelsea Handler Had An Abortion At 16

“I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that’s what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn’t be dishonest about it … People are too P.C. We need to be focusing on other things. We’re seeking out such grossness in human behavior… More »


Chelsea Handler Looks Like A “Playmate,” Says NY Times

“Below the neck, Ms. Handler is arranged along old-fashioned lines. Writers have described her as a California surfer type, but the truth is closer to the fantasy. In person, without makeup, her body has the pre-silicone lushness of a ’60s Playmate.”

WTF? Regardless of your opinion on the comedienne Chelsea Handler (I love… More »


Quickies: See Jennifer Lawrence As Katniss In “Hunger Games” & “Are You There, Vodka?” Clips

Attention, “Hunger Games” nerds! (Ahem, Amelia.) Here’s a first look of Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.. [ONTD]
Director Lars Von Trier, in Cannes to promote his film “Melancholia,” was asked about his German roots and gave some weird quote about Hitler and how he “understand(s) much” and “sympathize(s)” with… More »


Chelsea Handler Is Too Direct For Some Men

“I’m not easy. I’m difficult to be in a relationship with. I’m not that feminine, I’m kind of a little bit too direct for some men, but that’s good because those men don’t like me anyway so they don’t even come near me.”
Chelsea Handler on the burdens — or blessings? — of being… More »


Chelsea Handler Finally Admits She And 50 Cent Were Dating

“We dated, very casually. He’s a very sweet, nice guy … the complete antithesis of what you’d imagine. I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated… I don’t really like when men buy me ridiculous gifts, especially when I don’t know them well. I can buy my… More »


Chelsea Handler Taking A Trip To The “Mall”

Chelsea Handler can sure write a funny story and deliver a punchline like no other. But can homegirl act? We will get to see very soon. Chelsea has been cast in the movie “Mall,” which sounds like a dark comedy version of “Crash.” It follows five “disaffected suburbanites”—a stoner, a desperate housewife, a businessman, a… More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Calls Her Grandma A “C**t”

Gwyneth Paltrow apparently didn’t do any knitting with grandma. When she appeared on “Chelsea Lately” this week, she and Chelsea Handler talked about their respective German grandmas. Gwyneth apparently called her mom’s mom “Mutti” and not in a good way. “My grandmother was a real c**t,” she said. “She basically hated my guts. More »


50 Cent Wouldn’t Jump Over A Table To Bone Chelsea Handler

“Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f**k her, but you might. You… More »


Jennifer Aniston’s Dog, Norm, Is Just Like A Little Man

Jennifer Aniston has been hitting the talk show circuit hardcore to promote her new movie, “Just Go With It.” Last night, she sat down with Chelsea Handler on “Chelsea Lately”—and brought along her dog, Norman, a 15-year-old Corgi and terrier mix. Only JenAn would put her dog in a collared shirt and argyle… More »


Chelsea And 50 Cent Sitting In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Oh, that wily Chelsea Handler. “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper,” she tweeted, along with the above photo of her and 50 Cent embracing on a bed. So are these two really dating? Just tell us already. Also a question: does she have a red light in her bedroom? More »


Quickies: Chelsea Handler Takes Another Shot At Angelina Jolie & Jessica Simpson Is Getting A Prenup

Chelsea Handler is still talking ish about St. Angie. [The Superficial]
“Pretty Wild” chick Alexis Neiers is going to rehab for a year, not jail, following a heroin bust. [TMZ]
Take a first look at the new “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie, starring a pregnant Penelope Cruz alongside Johnny Depp. [TooFab] … More »