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Chelsea Handler Is Leaving “Chelsea Lately”

  • Chelsea Handler’s manager confirmed she is leaving “Chelsea Lately” after seven years on E! and is being courted by “at least seven suitors” for projects to do next. Chelsea, I’d follow you anywhere. [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • In happier news for E!, fashion designer Diane Von Furstenberg is going to star in a reality show. [InStyle]
  • At an event in Atlantic City, a random woman threw a drink in “The Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis’ face and screamed, “Fucking douchebag!” While I don’t condone violence, I cannot say I disagree with her sentiment. [US Weekly]
  • Watch the music video Lena Dunham directed for her boyfriend Jack Antonoff’s band, The Bleachers. [Harper's Bazaar] Keep reading »

Chelsea Handler Shames Piers Morgan As A “Terrible Interviewer” On Live TV

Chelsea Handler Shames Piers Morgan As A "Terrible Interviewer" On Live TV
"You're a terrible interviewer."

SLOW CLAP for Chelsea Handler, who appeared as a guest on “Piers Morgan Live” last night and tore the obnoxious host a new asshole for being a terrible interviewer (we’ve noticed…) with an attention problem all while cameras were rolling. It seems that Chelsea wasn’t particularly happy with Piers’ condescending tone or the fact that during the commercial break he rudely began tweeting from his phone rather than engaging with her. ”This is your show,” she said when he implied she wasn’t interesting him. “You have to pay attention to the guests that you invited on your show. It doesn’t matter how interesting I am. You signed up for this job. … Maybe that’s why your job is coming to an end.” Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Piers! [Refinery 29]

Chelsea Handler Blasts New York Times For Gender Bias In Story About Late Night Hosts

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  • “The only female host in late-night is Chelsea Handler, 38, on E!” This is how a New York Times article about Jimmy Fallon’s move to “The Tonight Show” references Handler — albeit in parentheses — in a paragraph with all the other male hosts of late-night. Handler has hosted “Chelsea Lately” for nearly seven years. “What bothered me was that when I was listed in a paragraph with the late-night hosts, I was the only name put in parentheses.,” Handler wrote in a blog post on The Huffington Post. “While much of the press has kindly acknowledged my contribution to the late-night landscape I feel over the years, several media outlets have marginalized my presence in the late-night game. I imagined my sustained on-air presence would eventually triumph over any possible gender biases.” What she said. [The Wrap, The Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Mike Tyson Explains Everything You Want To Know About Passing A Drug Test With A Fake Penis

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"It Works Really Effectively"

In his memoir, Undisputed Truth, Mike Tyson revealed that he used a fake penis with someone else’s clean urine to pass drug tests. Chelsea Handler, being Chelsea Handler, wanted to know all the details. Here’s Tyson explaining how he used a fake dick connected to a jock strap to hide his drug use, which apparently was not very difficult because the drug tester usually doesn’t stare at your junk while you submit your sample. Also, it can’t be used like a dildo. Well. That is more than I wanted to know about the penis of a convicted rapist. Er, fake penis. [YouTube.com/ChelseaLately]

Chelsea Handler And Courteney Cox NOT Feuding Over Jennifer Aniston’s Bachelorette Party

Jen's Advice
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Jen And Big Macs
Jennifer Aniston Ate A Big Mac Once And It Was Awful
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Did anyone know they were? Apparently rumors were swirling that the former Monica Gellar and and the late-night queen of crass were feuding over Jen Aniston’s upcoming bachelorette party. Well, according to Ms. Handler, who had Jen on “Chelsea Lately” this week to promote her new movie, “We Are The Millers,” she and Courteney barely even know each other. Also, Jen’s totally not even having a bachelorette party. Sorry, gossip magazines — your story was shut down before anyone even knew about it. [The Huffington Post[Photos: Getty Images]

Chelsea Handler Is Certain Taylor Swift Is A Virgin; What To Do If You Accidentally Send Porn To Your Dad

Soapbox: BDSM
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BDSM is not "consensual violence." Read More »
Long Vs. Short Penises
The pros and cons of long and short penises. Read More »
First Time: Cock Ring
That vibrating cock ring was more of hassel than anything else. Read More »
  • Chelsea Handler is certain that all of Taylor Swift’s breakups can be attributed to her being a virgin. How thoughtful of Chelsea to share her thoughts on the matter. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • This 30-something virgin (not Taylor Swift) needs your help, I mean your penis. [Em & Lo]
  • Here’s how to deal if you accidentally send porn to your dad. P.S. It happened to Anna Friel. [NY Mag/ The Cut]
  • A shocking new study says dads and married people have less sex. NO WAY! [Ask Men]
  • Wash that bad taste away with these tips about how to continue to get laid when you’re in a relationship. Locus of control, people. [NY Mag/ The Cut]
  • Sex and dating tips from a gay man, in case you don’t already a gay husband who inundates you with them on the regs. [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Jennifer Aniston Gets All Weepy When Discussing Engagement On “Chelsea Lately”

Jen Is Engaged!
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux photo
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are makin' it legal. Read More »
Jennifer's Lollipop
JenAn sucks on a lollipop, must be pregnant. Read More »
"I just got verklempt!"

Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler are homies, so when Chelsea brought up Jen’s engagement to Justin Theroux on a recent episode of “Chelsea Lately,” the actress’s cool facade came down. Fanning her face as very real tears brimmed in her eyes, Jen is clearly super stoked to be tying the knot. I don’t blame her and not just because she found love and all that good stuff — after so many years of the press hounding her, who wouldn’t shed a tear over no longer being Hollywood’s “saddest” single woman?

Share In Our Secondhand Shame Of Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Rapping

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Chelsea's Abortion
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Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16. Read More »
Make it stop.

To celebrate their good friend Chelsea Handler’s new studio, famous lady friends Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz sent Chelsea a special (very, very special) video. A rap video. That they made. It is … terrible. [Buzzfeed]

Chelsea Handler Addresses Rumors She Slept Her Way To The Top

Slept Her Way To Top?
NY Times reporter asked Whitney about sleeping her way to the top. Read More »
Brain Bleed
Even Chelsea Handler thinks her show is stupid sometimes. Read More »
Chelsea's Abortion
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Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16. Read More »
Childless By Choice
Gloria Steinem on Chelsea Lately
Neither Chelsea Handler nor Gloria Steinem want to be moms. Read More »

“I so didn’t, and I so don’t care about you asking about it.”

– That is Chelsea Handler‘s response to a journalist for Marie Claire @Work asking her about the rumor — legend? slur? — that she only got her show “Chelsea Lately” because she was dating the former head of E! Want to see me become irrationally angry and start breathing fire out of my nose? Suggest Handler only got her show because she slept her way to the top. I have a torn a new asshole on many a buffoon who has dared suggest that luck, talent, hard work and savvy had nothing to do with it. Her  bestselling books? Her (since-cancelled) sitcom? Her comedy tours? Her roundtable of comics — like Whitney Cummings — getting their own shows? Her ex-boyfriend’s penis must have been pretty damn magical to make all that happen. Keep reading »

Chelsea Handler Talks About Her Abortion At Age 16

Chelsea's Abortion
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Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16. Read More »
Childless By Choice
Gloria Steinem on Chelsea Lately
Chelsea Handler and Gloria Stienem don't want kids. Read More »
"Grey's Anatomy" Abortion
Christina Yang "Grey's Anatomy" photo
Christina Yang has an abortion on "Grey's Anatomy." Read More »
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Chelsea Handler has never hidden the fact she became pregnant at age 16 and had an abortion. But this is the first I’ve heard her describe the circumstances in more detail, like how it was her parents who encouraged her against becoming a teen mom. “They were, like, you’re getting an abortion,” Chelsea told Rosie O’Donnell on “The Rosie Show.” “I was trying to argue with them and they said, ‘you don’t understand, you’re throwing your entire life away, you’re not having a child right now, this is not what our family is about. You’re supposed to create a life for yourself. You’re supposed to enjoy your life and create a life for yourself. You’re not supposed to be raising a child and we’re certainly not going to raise it for you.’” Keep reading »

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