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Chelsea Handler Is Certain Taylor Swift Is A Virgin; What To Do If You Accidentally Send Porn To Your Dad

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  • Chelsea Handler is certain that all of Taylor Swift’s breakups can be attributed to her being a virgin. How thoughtful of Chelsea to share her thoughts on the matter. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • This 30-something virgin (not Taylor Swift) needs your help, I mean your penis. [Em & Lo]
  • Here’s how to deal if you accidentally send porn to your dad. P.S. It happened to Anna Friel. [NY Mag/ The Cut]
  • A shocking new study says dads and married people have less sex. NO WAY! [Ask Men]
  • Wash that bad taste away with these tips about how to continue to get laid when you’re in a relationship. Locus of control, people. [NY Mag/ The Cut]
  • Sex and dating tips from a gay man, in case you don’t already a gay husband who inundates you with them on the regs. [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Jennifer Aniston Gets All Weepy When Discussing Engagement On “Chelsea Lately”

Jen Is Engaged!
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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are makin' it legal. Read More »
Jennifer's Lollipop
JenAn sucks on a lollipop, must be pregnant. Read More »
"I just got verklempt!"

Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler are homies, so when Chelsea brought up Jen’s engagement to Justin Theroux on a recent episode of “Chelsea Lately,” the actress’s cool facade came down. Fanning her face as very real tears brimmed in her eyes, Jen is clearly super stoked to be tying the knot. I don’t blame her and not just because she found love and all that good stuff — after so many years of the press hounding her, who wouldn’t shed a tear over no longer being Hollywood’s “saddest” single woman?

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Chelsea's Abortion
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Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16. Read More »
Make it stop.

To celebrate their good friend Chelsea Handler’s new studio, famous lady friends Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz sent Chelsea a special (very, very special) video. A rap video. That they made. It is … terrible. [Buzzfeed]

Chelsea Handler Addresses Rumors She Slept Her Way To The Top

Slept Her Way To Top?
NY Times reporter asked Whitney about sleeping her way to the top. Read More »
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Even Chelsea Handler thinks her show is stupid sometimes. Read More »
Chelsea's Abortion
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Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16. Read More »
Childless By Choice
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Neither Chelsea Handler nor Gloria Steinem want to be moms. Read More »

“I so didn’t, and I so don’t care about you asking about it.”

– That is Chelsea Handler‘s response to a journalist for Marie Claire @Work asking her about the rumor — legend? slur? — that she only got her show “Chelsea Lately” because she was dating the former head of E! Want to see me become irrationally angry and start breathing fire out of my nose? Suggest Handler only got her show because she slept her way to the top. I have a torn a new asshole on many a buffoon who has dared suggest that luck, talent, hard work and savvy had nothing to do with it. Her  bestselling books? Her (since-cancelled) sitcom? Her comedy tours? Her roundtable of comics — like Whitney Cummings — getting their own shows? Her ex-boyfriend’s penis must have been pretty damn magical to make all that happen. Keep reading »

Chelsea Handler Talks About Her Abortion At Age 16

Chelsea's Abortion
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Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16. Read More »
Childless By Choice
Gloria Steinem on Chelsea Lately
Chelsea Handler and Gloria Stienem don't want kids. Read More »
"Grey's Anatomy" Abortion
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Christina Yang has an abortion on "Grey's Anatomy." Read More »
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Chelsea Handler has never hidden the fact she became pregnant at age 16 and had an abortion. But this is the first I’ve heard her describe the circumstances in more detail, like how it was her parents who encouraged her against becoming a teen mom. “They were, like, you’re getting an abortion,” Chelsea told Rosie O’Donnell on “The Rosie Show.” “I was trying to argue with them and they said, ‘you don’t understand, you’re throwing your entire life away, you’re not having a child right now, this is not what our family is about. You’re supposed to create a life for yourself. You’re supposed to enjoy your life and create a life for yourself. You’re not supposed to be raising a child and we’re certainly not going to raise it for you.’” Keep reading »

Our Favorite Funny Lady Tweets Of The Week!

This week some of our favorite funny ladies glammed it up at the PCAs, and took home some awards to boot! But our much-loved hilarious women don’t have to win any trophies to win us over with their witty, snarky, and relate-able words of wisdom. And whether they are comedians, actresses, writers, or even models, their Twitter accounts keep us entertained every day. So we’ve rounded up the best tweets from celebrity funny ladies to brighten your day. Check ‘em out now! Read more…

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