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The Daily Beast Makes Chelsea Clinton Look Vaguely Skeletal

Chelsea Clinton’s wedding is going down this weekend, complete with its $15K porta-potties. And folks can’t stop talking about her wedding dress—will it be a Vera Wang or an Oscar de la Renta? Websites, magazines, and newspapers have been fighting about this for months, while the Clinton camp hasn’t let out a murmur on the issue. And apparently, Chelsea had appointments at the studios of both designers yesterday, which isn’t helping the speculation die down. The Daily Beast has a big article today about the debate and in it, they’ve pasted Chelsea’s head atop of gowns by both designers. But, uh, they totally made her into a bobblehead! Seriously, this is some bad Photoshopping. Couldn’t they have figured out the right head and body proportions not to make her look so skeletal? Are anyone’s arms really that thin? And do you care which designer’s dress she is wearing? Either way, I’m sure it will be gorgeous and uber-pricey. [Daily Beast, PopEater] Keep reading »

A Porta-Potty Fit For A Clinton

So, when Bill Clinton wants to take a nervous crap on daughter Chelsea‘s wedding day, this is where he’ll do it. You’re looking at the porta-potties the Clintons have rented for the occasion at a grand total of $15,000. It goes without saying that these bathrooms are nicer than mine, not to mention The Frisky’s ladies room, where we recently found a cockroach! However, we do have a stack of gossip mags in ours, so there. [via Gawker] Keep reading »

Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding: 10 Things We Hope Happen

Generally, I’m not that enthused about weddings. But if I got an invite to Chelsea Clinton‘s wedding to Marc Mezvinsky, I’d be there in a second. After a year of speculation, new details have finally emerged about the mega-party of the summer. It looks like it’ll be happening on July 31st. While people thought it’d be taking place on Martha’s Vineyard, it now appears that Chelsea will be tying the knot in upstate New York at the estate formerly owned by John Jacob Astor IV, an amazing spot that has 50 acres of land, a facade modeled after Versailles, indoor tennis courts and a marble pool. Chelsea is going to rock an Oscar de la Renta gown, but, beyond that, we don’t know a whole lot about what’ll be going down. [Huffington Post, NY Daily News]

Since the Clintons are being super-secretive, we have no choice but to speculate. After the jump, check out a few things we hope happens on Chelsea’s big day. Keep reading »

Quotable: Chelsea Clinton Puts Bill On A Wedding Diet

“She doesn’t think I’m in shape to handle it. You know, she told me the other day, she said, ‘Dad the only thing you gotta do is walk me down the aisle and you need to look good.’ So I said ‘Well, what’s your definition [of good]?’ And she said: ‘Oh, about 15 pounds.’ So I’m halfway home.”

— Bill Clinton, on his daughter Chelsea’s wedding [NY Post] Keep reading »

Skip Bridal Stores If You Want To Find A Unique Wedding Dress

Even though I have no plans to get hitched myself at the moment, wedding dresses are very much on my mind right now. Our blogger Nina is presently searching for one, as is my dear friend Courtney, and another pal is actively not searching yet because she’s too intimidated by the entire process. Another, erm, “acquaintance” who has settled on a fiancé but not a gown is Chelsea Clinton, whom Hillary said (in a recent CNN interview) wasn’t quite there yet.

Why is the search so damn frustrating? Maybe the problem is with the bridal gown market in general. Here’s one solution. Keep reading »

Chelsea Clinton Makes You Sweat For Haiti, And 5 Other Wacky Relief Efforts

There’s a whole lot of philanthropy for Haiti going around these days, which is heart-warming. I guess everyone has their own way of going about things, which is maybe why Chelsea Clinton organized a fundraising spin class at SoulCycle in New York. To get on a bike for the class, participants gave donations ranging from $100 to $1,000, and the proceeds went to The Clinton Haiti Relief Fund. Heck, I know I’d certainly pay a hundo to sweat with Chelsea Clinton. [Healthy Hollywood]

Oh, but Haiti relief efforts get more random … and sometimes questionable. Fortunately, most of them don’t include exercising. Not that I hate exercising. Fine, I totally hate it. Keep reading »

Quotable: Chelsea Clinton & Marc Mezvinsky Announce Their Engagement

“We’re sorry for the mass e-mail but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share that we are engaged! We didn’t get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us. Happy Holidays! Chelsea & Marc.”

– Chelsea Clinton and her new fiance Marc Mezvinsky in an email to friends. Ours must have gotten caught up in spam, but still — congrats you two! [Just Jared]
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Rumors Swirl That Chelsea Clinton Will Get Hitched Any Minute

All summer, folks have been speculating that Chelsea Clinton will be tying the knot with Marc Mezvinsky on Martha’s Vineyard. And the New York Post believes that it will be happening any second—a reporter saw a ginormous stage being built on the property Bill Clinton supposedly rented on Chappaquiddick island. [New York Post]

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Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Chelsea Clinton’s Marriage? Jon Gosselin’s Blossoming Love?

Oh hooray! The tabloids are out! It’s a great time for celebrity news because everyone’s breaking up and then humping each other’s legs. Or they’re going on revenge diets, or falling in love all over again. It’s like the birds and the bees, but the birds have stingers, too. Ahhh, I love Hollywood. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Heidi And Spencer Are Calling It Quits!

  • Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are breaking up as part of a $200,000 cover deal with a tabloid. And guess what? The story is already written. [Perez Hilton]
  • Chelsea Clinton is not getting married this summer, according to her rep. This is probably an attempt to keep the ceremony a secret. So, shhh. [Us Weekly]
  • Despite hooking up with one of her dancers, Britney Spears has supposedly fallen back in love with K-Fed, and is trying to lure him back into her arms. Hopefully, she’ll be able to get her arms around his now protruding belly. [OK! Magazine]
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