Ha HA! In the wake of The New York Times’ hilariously abysmal review of Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant, the bleached blonde Food Network host — who puts something called “donkey sauce” on everything – almost “appeared” on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. For some reason, the sketch never aired on the broadcast — did Fieri promise “SNL” producer Lorne Michaels unlimited Rockin’ Red Mojitos every time he dines at his American Kitchen & Bar in exchange for pulling it? Regardless, it’s online! Watch above.
“Top Chef” Texas contestant Ty-Lör Boring (is that his real name?) is anything but boring, especially when sprawled out buck naked on a kitchen table. I’ve had a peek at his sausage and let me tell you, I am suddenly craving Italian food. Is he Italian? He must be with all that hair. Anyhow, this is just one of the racy photos of Ty-Lör from his nudey spread in Headmaster magazine, an art magazine for man-lovers. What a wonderful name for a magazine If only he didn’t like to eat sausages, he might be my dream man. I’ll always be a sucker for a hot chef. They like to cook, I like to watch them cook. They like to make me food, I like to eat it. It’s perfect! Just find me a man who feeds me and I’ll be happy in life. I’ll even do the dishes. Until then, I’ll continue to watch cooking shows and admire from afar. Click through to see more cooks I wouldn’t kick out of my kitchen … or my bed. Bon appetit! [Best Week Ever]
“Anthony Bourdain needs to get a life. You don’t have to like my food, or Rachael [Ray]‘s, Sandra [Lee]‘s and Guy [Fieri]‘s. But it’s another thing to attack our character. I wake up every morning happy for where I am in life … You know, not everybody can afford to pay $58 for prime rib or $650 for a bottle of wine. My friends and I cook for regular families who worry about feeding their kids and paying the bills.”
—Our dear Paula Deen fires back at Anthony Bourdain, who called her the “most dangerous person to America” and insulted several other chefs as well in TV Guide magazine. Anthony, lay off Paula. I mean, when have you ever given the world a gif like this one? Or invented something as incredible as the Lasagna Sandwich? I think not. Read the comment that got Paula so piping mad after the jump. Keep reading »