When the cat’s away, the mouse will play. Unless you padlock the mouse’s pants shut so she can’t cheat on you. Or go to the bathroom.
Police in the Mexican state of Veracruz removed a padlock from a 25-year-old woman’s blue jeans after she came to them in “excruciating pain” from not being able to go to the bathroom. Why did she have a lock on her pants, you ask? Her 40-year-old boyfriend Jose Antonio padlocked her pants shut, so she wouldn’t be able to cheat. Romance! Keep reading »
Go ahead, just guess. Fancy faucet? Nope. Ornate door knocker? Wrong again. This is a rare 19th century, copper anti-masturbation device. The oh-so-comfie looking chastity cup was strapped on with a belt and worn by boys in France in the late 1880′s to prevent them from committing the “sin.” This cruel antique was auctioned off on eBay in 2008 for starting price of a little under $1,000. I just hope the lucky owner is not using it. Oh, the things the Catholic church came up with to keep people from getting off. At least they had the decency to include pee holes. But still. Sad face. [Dangerous Minds]