Posts tagged "chart"

Chart: Ranking Jax Teller’s Hair Fuckability, In Honor Of “Sons Of Anarchy”‘s Season 7 Premiere

HELL YES, "Sons of Anarchy" season seven starts tonight! I am so excited about my favorite TV show's return that I spent some quality time making this handy chart of Jax Teller's fuckability over the last six seasons, based on his hairstyle. As you can see, whether he's rocking the innocent bob of season one,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 9, 2014

The Lifecycle Of Emotional Reactions To James Franco

James Franco is not the most popular cat around The Frisky offices. We even coined a saying for when someone sends you too many links about Franco's latest annoying antics, catching you off guard and ruining your day: "I've been Franco-ed." (Everyone knows not to Franco Julie when she has a migraine. Not a good combo.) Being…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 20, 2013

Chart: The Anatomy Of A Crush On Your College Professor

It's a couple weeks into your European History class, and suddenly you find yourself touching up your lip gloss before taking your seat and getting all hot and bothered by the mere mention of Protestant Reformation. Hey, we've all been there. Here's our breakdown of the factors that contribute to a major crush on your…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 5, 2013

Pie Chart: The Anatomy Of Brunch

I'm heading to Portland this week, and me and Winona have plans to get brunch. Do you get brunch? It's practically an Olympic sport in Brooklyn and, says Winona, Portland. There's the waiting, and the outfits, and the hangovers and the drinking and eating. So much stuff goes into brunch! Brunch, brunch, brunch! As such,…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 18, 2013

Face-Off: Shia LaBeouf Is Turning Out To Be A Regular James Franco

My disdain, nay, my utter revulsion for James Franco is well documented on this site. But it seems that there is a dark horse waiting in the wings, ready to pry the douche-prize right out of Franco's well-oiled hands. Yes, Shia LaBeouf, who today, it was revealed, quit a play in which he was to…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 21, 2013

If You’re Tried On “Law & Order” There’s A Good Chance You’re Guilty

Girl, you better not let the lawyers on "Law & Order" try your case, because you'll likely either end up guilty or serving time. All told, the "L&O" crew have an 80 percent success rate. The obsessives over at Overthinking It created a very complete catalog of all the verdicts over the history of the…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 15, 2012

Your Handy Halloween Candy Hoarding Chart!

So much Halloween candy, so little time. We've created a handy little guide to the best and worst (WAX LIPS, UGH) candy out there (and the likelihood that you'll get it while trick-or-treating). Agree? Disagree? Tell us in the comments!

By: Julie Gerstein / October 12, 2012

Chart: The Anatomy Of A Perfect Beach Read

Our recipe for an ideal summer weekend is pretty simple. In fact, it only requires two ingredients: a beach and a book. But what exactly are the components of a truly great beach read? Let's break it down...

Face-Off: “Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice & “Mad Men”‘s Betty Draper Are Kind Of The Same Person

The other day, I was stuck in a k-hole (aka a hangover) and watched, like, 7,000 episodes of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey." I then topped it off with some "Mad Men" and had a revelation: Teresa Giudice of "RHONJ" -- she of the bankruptcy troubles and the ostentatious house, and the feud with…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 18, 2012

Our Top 10 Nail Color Picks For Summer 2012

Every year I look forward to summer's vivid, unabashed nail polish shades, but this season's selections are especially blazing — eye-searing, in fact. We've been seeing a major upswing in all things neon since winter, and colors just keep getting brighter and brighter. Where fashion goes, nails follow suit, and isn't it wonderful? Nothing yank…

By: Rachel Krause / May 16, 2012

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s A Total Hipster Dude In His New Movie

For the record, the upcoming movie "Premium Rush" -- about what appears to be parody of a bike messenger -- looks kind of terrible. But it stars My Fantasy Dream Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt, so I'll have to watch it on DVD eventually. But here's a breakdown of his hipster tendencies in the movie (and hey,…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 26, 2012

Chart: The Lifecycle Of A New Haircut

I'm getting a haircut tonight, so I'm about start this annoying cycle all over again. It never ends!

By: Julie Gerstein / February 23, 2012

Infographic: What Your Hosiery Says About You

Click here for larger image. Hosiery used to be something many women hated having to wear to the office, when nude pantyhose were the primary option. But now tights in every color, pattern, and texture imaginable are both trendy and readily available, and wearing them no longer seems like a chore. (Unless, of course, it'…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 22, 2011

Infographic: This Is How We Rank The Gifts Guys Give On Valentine’s Day

Fellas! Valentine's Day is less than a week away -- how ya holdin' up? Have you figured out what to get your special lady (if you have one, that is)? No? Hmm. Not to put to even more pressure on you, but seriously, you really don't want to f**k this up. Valentine's Day is the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 8, 2011

A Somewhat Arbitrary & Judgmental Graph Depicting The Year In Star Couplings

I always thought that the holidays were when couples are most likely to break up, but Hollywood did its best this year to prove that theory wrong. I've seriously lost track of how many celebrity couples got engaged over the holiday weekend -- Natalie and that hot guy! Reese and that agent! LeAnn and that…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 29, 2010