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Charlie Sheen Rake$ It In On Tour

Charlie Sheen will make $7 million dollars on his “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the concert tour tell us … the deal is for Charlie to perform on 21 dates. He’ll get 85% of the profits, with Live Nation getting the remaining 15%. Charlie’s cut is projected to average between $250,000 – $275,000 for each show.

And there’s more … Charlie will get additional $$$ for after-parties and merchandising with 200,000 pieces of merchandise already shipped out for the show. In all, we’re told Charlie will pull in $7 million in a month. Read more… Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: “Unfollow Charlie” Sheen Tees Will Raise Money For RAINN

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  • Courtesy of women’s rights activists, “Unfollow Charlie” tees are for sale on Zazzle.com — in reference to actor/domestic abuser Charlie Sheen’s Twitter — and proceeds will go to the Rape, Abuse Incest National Network. I love it! [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • The New York Times turns a keen, lustful journalistic eye to the “lesbian until graduation” college girl phenomenon. [NY Times]
  • Why aren’t there more female airline pilots? Because they’ll get their period and crash the plane, duh. [CNN]
  • Ever wondered if it was an insult when someone called you a “breeder”? (It is.) Check out this official lesbian dictionary of “lezicon” from the chicks at After Ellen and tonight you can go call someone a “beersexual”! [After Ellen]

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Pete Wentz Is Grateful For The Charlie Sheen Kerfuffle

“It’s like Ashlee’s been my best friend for five years … She’s the mother of my child. I have nothing but love and respect for her. Going through something like this isn’t easy, but we’re friends, and the most important thing is to put our son first … It’s hard to … maintain your private life. You want to do it, especially when there’s a kid involved. It’s like the one time on earth I’m like, ‘Thank god Charlie Sheen exists.’”

Pete Wentz on his very public divorce from Ashlee Simpson. See, everything does happen for a reason. Charlie Sheen is making Pete Wentz’s divorce easier by deflecting all the media attention from him. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Spoofs Himself For Funny Or Die And Things Get Meta

 

Charlie Sheen has now transitioned from genuinely saying crazy things in televised interviews to spoofing himself saying crazy things in Funny or Die videos. While in the kitchen at “Sober Valley Lodge” — presumably Sheen’s own swanky kitchen, judging by the pics of little girls on the fridge? — Sheen shows us how to prepare a meal with magic hands and brain power. Hmm, the Food Network might be the only television channel this sorry chump’s mug hasn’t been plastered all over. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »

“Tiger Blood” Energy Drink Is Here, Sadly

Move over, Four Loko — there’s a new drink in town to facilitate poor decisions. Tiger Blood, a limited time $4-a-pop energy drink by the makers of Love Energy Potion and other classy beverages, is here to keep you WINNING. Full of chipped warlock fangs and Adonis DNA, the fruit punch flavored energy drink allows you to “take more drugs than anyone can survive. Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you’ll realize dying’s for fools and that can’t is the cancer of happen. Period. The end.” (Or, um, not.) While Charlie Sheen is not in any way affiliated with Tiger Blood, I’m sure it receives his full stamp of approval. [Oh No They Didn’t! via Harcos Labs] Keep reading »

Who Wants To Intern For Charlie Sheen?

File this under “people sure are crazy.” On Monday, Charlie Sheen tweeted, “I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood… we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!” Sheen asked interested parties to write a 75-word essay (which, really, is that an essay?) to be considered for the gig. Forty-eight hours later, more than 74,000 people have applied.

But apparently, this whole thing may just be a publicity stunt. Shocking! Keep reading »

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