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Anna Goldfarb at the blog Shmitten Kitten has an active imagination. This post originally appeared on her blog. Enjoy!

Charlie Sheen is a nutjob so I used his real quotes and imagined we were on a blind date. Enjoy:

Me: Thanks for meeting me here. I’ve heard good things about this place.
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“I never change the channel in my trailer. I just watch reruns of ‘House of Payne’ and ‘Two and a Half Men.’ … I like crazy people who don’t give a f***.”

Robert Pattinson reveals in Vanity Fair that he is a big fan of “Two and a Half Men” and its star, CharlieREAD MORE »


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“I am on a drug. It’s called … Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body. Too much? I woke up and decided I’ve been kicked around, I’ve been criticized, I’ve been the aww… READ MORE »


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Full disclosure: I find “Two and a Half Men” to be one of the more intolerable shows on television, so I can’t say that I’m terribly upset the show has been put on indefinite hiatus following Charlie Sheen’s epic, ongoing meltdown. Oh yes, ongoing! Charlie apparently didn’t get everything off his chest when he calledREAD MORE »


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Well, folks, it’s a wrap for the rest of the season of “Two and a Half Men.” Because of Charlie Sheen’s antics, including his latest radio rant on “The Alex Jones Show,” show creator Chuck Lorre announced yesterday that CBS would discontinue production. After the jump, the crazypants comments that singlehandedly sunk the ship. If… READ MORE »


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Charlie Sheen has apparently convinced Brooke Mueller to move into a mansion in his neighborhood so it’s easier for him to see his kids between coke sandwiches and is even working on getting Denise Richards in on the same deal. So basically he’s taking Clam Manor in a less alarming direction – for now. He’s… READ MORE »


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“Charlie and I tried to use protection. … I kept having to put it on again. I don’t want people to think I just had sex with him and didn’t try to use one.” — Porn star — and ex-Kevin Federline paramour — Kacey Jordan told Radar Online she had an abortion after sleeping with… READ MORE »


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Want to get personal phone call from Christian Slater (yes!) and Charlie Sheen (hell no!)? Lindsay Lohan has a foolproof strategy—get in trouble with the law and then go to rehab. (Relax, people, that is a joke.) Both Christian and Charlie have apparently reached out to Lindsay. Christian tells Details magazine:”Look, I could spend a… READ MORE »


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Charlie Sheen’s family is discreetly discussing gaining conservatorship of him, a source tells Radar. It wouldn’t be a bad idea: President Bartlett would totally veto a house filled with coke and strippers. [Radar Online]
Friends say Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a boy and a girl. God help those children and the… READ MORE »


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Kacey Jordan, porn star pal of Charlie Sheen, claims she aborted a pregnancy a couple of years ago. Guess who the would-be father allegedly was? Kevin Federline, after his divorce from Britney Spears. Yes, the only way this story could get better is if it involves K-Fed. [The Superficial]
Kacey Jordan also told “Good… READ MORE »


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Welcome to this week’s installment of “Charlie Sheen Is STILL A F**ked Up Douchebag!” Early yesterday morning, the “Two and a Half Men” star was rushed to the hospital complaining of stomach pain, which TMZ says is the result of a hiatal hernia. Now, before you start thinking this is just a simple story, may… READ MORE »


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Charlie Sheen gets to have his moment in a hotel room with hookers and becomes cool, getting kudos from it. If that was a girl she’d be considered a dirty little slapper [a whore] and pounded out of town. Girls have to be so nice. A girl can’t even say something vaguely confrontational in an… READ MORE »


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“If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics. I’m not panicking. … Back to work. Everything’s good, everything’s good.”
Charlie Sheen talks to “Extra” about the “incident” from the other week. Is it just me or do most people’s bad nights involve a drink being spilled on them rather than a… READ MORE »


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“He’s a grown man. … What am I going to say? The only advice I’d give him is don’t get arrested. … I mean, it would have been fun to be partying with him at The Plaza. But also not fun.”
—Original bad boy Robert Downey Jr. talks to David Letterman about Charlie Sheen’s recent… READ MORE »


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Charlie Sheen, who never seems to suffer any freaking consequences, has filed for divorce from his wife Brooke Mueller. The two have been estranged ever since he reportedly threatened her last Christmas. And he’s filing for divorce? Sigh. [Dlisted]
AnnaLynne McCord and Kellan Lutz are kaput. [Gossip Cop]
And she rebounded quickly by going out… READ MORE »


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“He likes having sex, he likes paying for sex, and it’s unfortunate that some of the people that he hooks up with can’t keep their mouths shut.” – Porn star Tabitha Stevens, who, er, dated Charlie Sheen in the ’90s, explains why Sheen, who was recently found in a hotel room with a purported call… READ MORE »


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We knew it was just a matter of time before the alleged prostitute who was in the hotel room with Charlie Sheen turned up. Tada! Her name is Capri Anderson, and she is a 22-year-old porn star. She was born Christina Walsh, but has also gone by the alias Alexis Capri. She’s done oodles of… READ MORE »


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But wait—the story deepens. Yesterday, we told you that the police were called to Charlie Sheen’s hotel room at 2 a.m. Monday night, and that they found him naked, intoxicated, and ranting about a stolen wallet. He was taken to the hospital. His rep said he had an allergic reaction to a medication—rumors said he… READ MORE »