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Why Charlie Sheen Keeps Winning And Lindsay Lohan Keeps Losing

At first glance the similarities between Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen seem to trump their differences. Both were wildly successful in their own rights — she in teen flicks, he in sitcoms. Both have addiction and relationship dramas, both have daddy issues and both screw up. A lot.

But while Sheen seems to… More »


Charlie Sheen Rake$ It In On Tour

Charlie Sheen will make $7 million dollars on his “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the concert tour tell us … the deal is for Charlie to perform on 21 dates. He’ll get 85% of the profits, with Live Nation getting the remaining… More »


Today’s Lady News: “Unfollow Charlie” Sheen Tees Will Raise Money For RAINN

Courtesy of women’s rights activists, “Unfollow Charlie” tees are for sale on Zazzle.com — in reference to actor/domestic abuser Charlie Sheen’s Twitter — and proceeds will go to the Rape, Abuse Incest National Network. I love it! [The Hollywood Reporter]
The New York Times turns a keen, lustful journalistic eye to the “lesbian until graduation” More »


Pete Wentz Is Grateful For The Charlie Sheen Kerfuffle

“It’s like Ashlee’s been my best friend for five years … She’s the mother of my child. I have nothing but love and respect for her. Going through something like this isn’t easy, but we’re friends, and the most important thing is to put our son first … It’s hard to … maintain your private… More »


Charlie Sheen Spoofs Himself For Funny Or Die And Things Get Meta

 

Charlie Sheen has now transitioned from genuinely saying crazy things in televised interviews to spoofing himself saying crazy things in Funny or Die videos. While in the kitchen at “Sober Valley Lodge” — presumably Sheen’s own swanky kitchen, judging by the pics of little girls on the fridge? — Sheen shows us… More »


“Tiger Blood” Energy Drink Is Here, Sadly

Move over, Four Loko — there’s a new drink in town to facilitate poor decisions. Tiger Blood, a limited time $4-a-pop energy drink by the makers of Love Energy Potion and other classy beverages, is here to keep you WINNING. Full of chipped warlock fangs and Adonis DNA, the fruit punch flavored energy drink allows… More »


Who Wants To Intern For Charlie Sheen?

File this under “people sure are crazy.” On Monday, Charlie Sheen tweeted, “I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood… we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!” Sheen asked interested parties to write a 75-word essay (which, really, is that an essay?) to be considered for the gig. Forty-eight hours later,… More »


13 Famous Women We Wish Would Join Charlie Sheen’s Harem

Earlier today, when I heard that Michaele Salahi had been dropped from “Celebrity Rehab” for not having an addiction, I wondered if maybe she was on another kind of substance—say tiger’s blood, Adonis DNA, or a drug called … Michaele Salahi. Because sometimes I think she is as looney tunes as our dear Charlie Sheen. More »


Charlie Sheen Officially Fired By CBS

Charlie Sheen may think he’s “winning,” but one thing he’s certainly lost is his contract with “Two and a Half Men.” CBS and Warner Bros. Television have announced that they have officially fired the trouble actor from the hit TV show, which went on hiatus for the rest of the season following Sheen’s incredibly publicMore »


Paris Hilton Tweets To Charlie Sheen

“Hey Neighbor, I think I might have Tigerblood and I’m definitely winning! Huge! … Can’t wait to see Sheen’s corner!”
Paris Hilton is apparently following the Charlie Sheen saga very closely. Over the weekend, she addressed a tweet to him, along with a winky face emoticon. Maybe she’s just excited not to be the person… More »


Charlie Sheen’s “Chipped Warlock Fang” Caused Spat With Bree Olson

“I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”Charlie Sheen explains to TMZ what caused the temporary breakup between him and goddess/girlfriend Bree Olson/Rachel Oberlin last night. Chipped warlock fangs aside, it’s not the… More »


Charlie Sheen And One Of The Goddesses Broke Up For A Hot Second

Last night at Sober Valley Lodge, Charlie Sheen announced via his Guinness World Record-breaking Twitter, Bree Olson aka Rachel Oberlin left the building. No reasons were given for her sudden departure, but no matter! As the goddesses are totally disposable and easily replaced, Sheen announced he was taking applications. But then! Bree/Rachel returned! And all… More »


“Goddess” Rachel Oberlin Defends Charlie Sheen’s Polyamory

“I’ve always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes. I’ve never had the opportunity to share that with any man before because, honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been with a man who was even deserving of that. Charlie is a great man and he can… More »


Mind Of Man: Why Frat Boys Are The New Hippies

To those of you too busy reading about the historic uprisings in the Middle East, let me catch you up really quickly on the ongoing turmoil in the faraway country of Charlie Sheen. The millionaire sitcom star has been publicly self-destructing. Years of alleged substance abuse, marital problems and bizarre behaviors have, apparently, climaxed. Over… More »


Quickies: Charlie Sheen Pisses Off A Coven Of Warlocks & Hear Kim Kardashian’s Single

Sadly-slash-hilariously, Charlie Sheen has offended a coven of real-life warlocks with his bizarro comments. Also, he allegedly sent an anti-Semitic text to his ex-wife Brooke Mueller last week in which he denigratingly referred to a colleague as a “stoopid Jew.” [TMZ, TMZ]
Serena Williams recently suffered a pulmonary embolism, or blood clots in the lungs. More »


Is Charlie Sheen Bipolar? Mental Health Experts Say ‘His Head Is As Large As The Moon’

It’s the week that Charlie Sheen came unhinged. Since production on his uber-popular sitcom “Two and a Half Men” was derailed over fallout from his latest bender, the star has been on a frenzied media blitz — apparently to promote the drug he says he’s on, “Charlie Sheen.”

The feverish interviews have teetered between… More »


Brooke Mueller Seeking Custody Of Her And Charlie Sheen’s Kids

Just when Charlie Sheen finds his babysitting goddesses, Brooke Mueller files a restraining order against him and has authorities pull their sons, 23-month-old twins Bob and Max, from his house. Brooke says Charlie took the boys on February 26 and hasn’t allowed her contact since. “I am very concerned that he is currently insane,” she… More »


Natalie Kenly & Rachel Oberlin — All About Charlie Sheen’s “Goddesses”

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Charlie Sheen just can’t stop talking, can he? Over the weekend, he invited cameras into his home and introduced them to his two “goddesses”—a porn star named “Rach” and a model named “Natty“—the two women who are living… More »