Posts tagged "charlie sheen"

Charlie Sheen And One Of The Goddesses Broke Up For A Hot Second

Last night at Sober Valley Lodge, Charlie Sheen announced via his Guinness World Record-breaking Twitter, Bree Olson aka Rachel Oberlin left the building. No reasons were given for her sudden departure, but no matter! As the goddesses are totally disposable and easily replaced, Sheen announced he was taking applications. But then! Bree/Rachel returned! And all…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 5, 2011

“Goddess” Rachel Oberlin Defends Charlie Sheen’s Polyamory

"I've always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes. I've never had the opportunity to share that with any man before because, honestly, I don't think I've ever been with a man who was even deserving of that. Charlie is a great man and he ca…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 3, 2011

Mind Of Man: Why Frat Boys Are The New Hippies

To those of you too busy reading about the historic uprisings in the Middle East, let me catch you up really quickly on the ongoing turmoil in the faraway country of Charlie Sheen. The millionaire sitcom star has been publicly self-destructing. Years of alleged substance abuse, marital problems and bizarre behaviors have, apparently, climaxed. Over…

By: John DeVore / March 3, 2011

Quickies: Charlie Sheen Pisses Off A Coven Of Warlocks & Hear Kim Kardashian’s Single

Sadly-slash-hilariously, Charlie Sheen has offended a coven of real-life warlocks with his bizarro comments. Also, he allegedly sent an anti-Semitic text to his ex-wife Brooke Mueller last week in which he denigratingly referred to a colleague as a "stoopid Jew." [TMZ, TMZ] Serena Williams recently suffered a pulmonary embolism, or blood clots in the lungs.

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2011

Is Charlie Sheen Bipolar? Mental Health Experts Say ‘His Head Is As Large As The Moon’

It's the week that Charlie Sheen came unhinged. Since production on his uber-popular sitcom "Two and a Half Men" was derailed over fallout from his latest bender, the star has been on a frenzied media blitz -- apparently to promote the drug he says he's on, "Charlie Sheen." The feverish interviews have teetered between neurotic…

By: PopEater / March 2, 2011

Brooke Mueller Seeking Custody Of Her And Charlie Sheen’s Kids

Just when Charlie Sheen finds his babysitting goddesses, Brooke Mueller files a restraining order against him and has authorities pull their sons, 23-month-old twins Bob and Max, from his house. Brooke says Charlie took the boys on February 26 and hasn't allowed her contact since. "I am very concerned that he is currently insane," she…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 2, 2011

Natalie Kenly & Rachel Oberlin — All About Charlie Sheen’s “Goddesses”

, Charlie Sheen just can't stop talking, can he? Over the weekend, he invited cameras into his home and introduced them to his two "goddesses"—a porn star named "Rach" and a model named "Natty"—the two women who are living i…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 2, 2011

I Went On A Blind Date With Charlie Sheen

Anna Goldfarb at the blog Shmitten Kitten has an active imagination. This post originally appeared on her blog. Enjoy! Charlie Sheen is a nutjob so I used his real quotes and imagined we were on a blind date. Enjoy: Me: Thanks for meeting me here. I've heard good things about this place. Charlie: I'm still…

By: Anna Goldfarb / March 2, 2011

Robert Pattinson Mourning The Loss Of “Two And A Half Men,” The Elephant

"I never change the channel in my trailer. I just watch reruns of 'House of Payne' and 'Two and a Half Men.' ... I like crazy people who don't give a f***." —Robert Pattinson reveals in Vanity Fair that he is a big fan of "Two and a Half Men" and its star, Charlie Sheen.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 1, 2011

Charlie Sheen Says He Is On A Drug Called … Himself

"I am on a drug. It's called … Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body. Too much? I woke up and decided I've been kicked around, I've been criticized, I've been the aww shucks guy…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 28, 2011

Charlie Sheen Isn’t Done Talkin’ Yet

Full disclosure: I find "Two and a Half Men" to be one of the more intolerable shows on television, so I can't say that I'm terribly upset the show has been put on indefinite hiatus following Charlie Sheen's epic, ongoing meltdown. Oh yes, ongoing! Charlie apparently didn't get everything off his chest when he called

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 26, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s Rant That Took Down “Two And A Half Men”

Well, folks, it's a wrap for the rest of the season of "Two and a Half Men." Because of Charlie Sheen's antics, including his latest radio rant on "The Alex Jones Show," show creator Chuck Lorre announced yesterday that CBS would discontinue production. After the jump, the crazypants comments that singlehandedly sunk the ship. If…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen Is A Wizard

Charlie Sheen has apparently convinced Brooke Mueller to move into a mansion in his neighborhood so it’s easier for him to see his kids between coke sandwiches and is even working on getting Denise Richards in on the same deal. So basically he’s taking Clam Manor in a less alarming direction – for now. He’…

By: The Superficial / February 22, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s Porn Star Pal Wants You To Know They Wrapped It Up

"Charlie and I tried to use protection. ... I kept having to put it on again. I don't want people to think I just had sex with him and didn't try to use one." — Porn star -- and ex-Kevin Federline paramour -- Kacey Jordan told Radar Online she had an abortion after sleeping with…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 21, 2011

Christian Slater And Charlie Sheen Reach Out To Lindsay Lohan

Want to get personal phone call from Christian Slater (yes!) and Charlie Sheen (hell no!)? Lindsay Lohan has a foolproof strategy—get in trouble with the law and then go to rehab. (Relax, people, that is a joke.) Both Christian and Charlie have apparently reached out to Lindsay. Christian tells Details magazine:"Look, I could spend a…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 17, 2011

Quickies: Charlie Sheen’s Life Goes Down The Toilet & See Minka Kelly’s Hot GQ Outtakes

Charlie Sheen's family is discreetly discussing gaining conservatorship of him, a source tells Radar. It wouldn't be a bad idea: President Bartlett would totally veto a house filled with coke and strippers. [Radar Online] Friends say Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a boy and a girl. God help those children and the candy-colored…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 1, 2011

Quickies: Kacey Jordan Is A Combination Porn Star/Babysitter

Kacey Jordan, porn star pal of Charlie Sheen, claims she aborted a pregnancy a couple of years ago. Guess who the would-be father allegedly was? Kevin Federline, after his divorce from Britney Spears. Yes, the only way this story could get better is if it involves K-Fed. [The Superficial] Kacey Jordan also told "Good Morning…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 31, 2011

Charlie Sheen Hospitalized For Hernia After 36-Hour Bender With Porn Stars

Welcome to this week's installment of "Charlie Sheen Is STILL A F**ked Up Douchebag!" Early yesterday morning, the "Two and a Half Men" star was rushed to the hospital complaining of stomach pain, which TMZ says is the result of a hiatal hernia. Now, before you start thinking this is just a simple story, may…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2011

Rosamund Pike Goes After Bad Boy Charlie Sheen

"Charlie Sheen gets to have his moment in a hotel room with hookers and becomes cool, getting kudos from it. If that was a girl she'd be considered a dirty little slapper [a whore] and pounded out of town. Girls have to be so nice. A girl can't even say something vaguely confrontational in a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 9, 2010

Charlie Sheen Says He Just Had A “Bad Night”

"If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics. I'm not panicking. ... Back to work. Everything's good, everything's good." Charlie Sheen talks to "Extra" about the "incident" from the other week. Is it just me or do most people's bad nights involve a drink being spilled on them rather than a…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / November 9, 2010