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Ashton Kutcher To Replace Charlie Sheen On “Two And A Half Men”

With Charlie Sheen out at “Two and a Half Men,” everyone’s been wondering who producers will hire to replace him on the insanely popular TV show. Well, I haven’t been wondering because I think that show is garbage, but this isn’t about me. Sheen was apparently in favor of his pal Rob Lowe stepping in.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 13, 2011

Paris Hilton Dishes On Her New Sidekick, Brooke Mueller

“Brooke’s an open book. She’s not afraid to show who she is. She’s not afraid to tell the truth. And as a producer of the show, I love that for TV. I love someone who’s not afraid to show everything. We’ve been friends for years … Brooke doesn’t mind that [Charlie and I are] friends.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis To Join His Harem Of Goddesses

“Here’s the good news — my goddesses have already f**king approved [Mila Kunis]. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment … I’m going to go…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen Gets Audience Of 3000 To Curse Denise Richards

It’s no secret that Charlie Sheen is gross and scary with a capital ‘S.’ And that the people who have shelled out $80 to see his disaster of a stage show, “Violent Torpedo of Truth,” have made a questionable decision. But I am truly baffled by the audience of more than 3,000 in Cleveland who,…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s Tour Officially A Disaster

People spend their money on all sorts of crazy things—for example, Shake Weights and baby powder pink Hummers. But it still baffles me that folks are paying upwards of $80 to see Charlie Sheen’s “Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option” tour. I mean, his rantings are all over the interwebs … for free.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 4, 2011

Quickies: Charlie Sheen Tweets Ex-Wife Denise Richards Is A “Loser Whore”

Charlie Sheen tweeted many vulgarities about his ex-wife/mother of his children Denise Richards earlier this morning — among them “traitor,” “kidnapper,” “dog thief” and my favorite, “loser whore.” Pot, kettle. [PopEater]
Prince William and Prince Harry managed to pull off a secret bachelor party this weekend. Instead of nightclubbing in London, the prince…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 28, 2011

Megan Levant, Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Numero 3

Looks like there’s a new goddess in town. The Sun has identified a third woman who is part of Charlie Sheen’s harem, 26-year-old Megan Levant. The two apparently met at the Playboy mansion a while ago, and she’s told friends that they have been dating for a few months. Supposedly, she was also aboard a…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 23, 2011

Quickies: Is Tiger Woods Dating A 22-Year-Old?

Tiger Woods is reportedly dating a 22-year-old blonde named Alyse Lahti Johnston. She’s the daughter of St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti and step-daughter of a big whig at IMG, the agency that represents the horny golfer. Alyse Johnston was busted for a DUI last year, but when she’s not posing for mug shots,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 21, 2011

Bret Michaels Taught Charlie Sheen Everything He Knows About Trashing Hotel Rooms

“[He] wasn’t doing a good job at first. I said, ‘You gotta really let it out man! You gotta let it out and bust this stuff.’ He showed me how to do films and make money, and I showed him out to lose a lot of money by smashing up hotel rooms.”
Bret Michaels

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 21, 2011

Why Charlie Sheen Keeps Winning And Lindsay Lohan Keeps Losing

At first glance the similarities between Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen seem to trump their differences. Both were wildly successful in their own rights — she in teen flicks, he in sitcoms. Both have addiction and relationship dramas, both have daddy issues and both screw up. A lot.

But while Sheen seems to…

By: PopEater / March 20, 2011

Charlie Sheen Rake$ It In On Tour

Charlie Sheen will make $7 million dollars on his “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the concert tour tell us … the deal is for Charlie to perform on 21 dates. He’ll get 85% of the profits, with Live Nation getting the remaining…

By: TMZ / March 19, 2011

Today’s Lady News: “Unfollow Charlie” Sheen Tees Will Raise Money For RAINN

Courtesy of women’s rights activists, “Unfollow Charlie” tees are for sale on Zazzle.com — in reference to actor/domestic abuser Charlie Sheen’s Twitter — and proceeds will go to the Rape, Abuse Incest National Network. I love it! [The Hollywood Reporter]
The New York Times turns a keen, lustful journalistic eye to the “lesbian until graduation”…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 18, 2011

Pete Wentz Is Grateful For The Charlie Sheen Kerfuffle

“It’s like Ashlee’s been my best friend for five years … She’s the mother of my child. I have nothing but love and respect for her. Going through something like this isn’t easy, but we’re friends, and the most important thing is to put our son first … It’s hard to … maintain your private…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 15, 2011

Charlie Sheen Spoofs Himself For Funny Or Die And Things Get Meta

 

Charlie Sheen has now transitioned from genuinely saying crazy things in televised interviews to spoofing himself saying crazy things in Funny or Die videos. While in the kitchen at “Sober Valley Lodge” — presumably Sheen’s own swanky kitchen, judging by the pics of little girls on the fridge? — Sheen shows u…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 10, 2011

“Tiger Blood” Energy Drink Is Here, Sadly

Move over, Four Loko — there’s a new drink in town to facilitate poor decisions. Tiger Blood, a limited time $4-a-pop energy drink by the makers of Love Energy Potion and other classy beverages, is here to keep you WINNING. Full of chipped warlock fangs and Adonis DNA, the fruit punch flavored energy drink allow…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 10, 2011

Who Wants To Intern For Charlie Sheen?

File this under “people sure are crazy.” On Monday, Charlie Sheen tweeted, “I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood… we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!” Sheen asked interested parties to write a 75-word essay (which, really, is that an essay?) to be considered for the gig. Forty-eight hours later,…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 10, 2011

13 Famous Women We Wish Would Join Charlie Sheen’s Harem

Earlier today, when I heard that Michaele Salahi had been dropped from “Celebrity Rehab” for not having an addiction, I wondered if maybe she was on another kind of substance—say tiger’s blood, Adonis DNA, or a drug called … Michaele Salahi. Because sometimes I think she is as looney tunes as our dear Charlie Sheen.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 9, 2011

Charlie Sheen Officially Fired By CBS

Charlie Sheen may think he’s “winning,” but one thing he’s certainly lost is his contract with “Two and a Half Men.” CBS and Warner Bros. Television have announced that they have officially fired the trouble actor from the hit TV show, which went on hiatus for the rest of the season following Sheen’s incredibly public

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 7, 2011

Paris Hilton Tweets To Charlie Sheen

“Hey Neighbor, I think I might have Tigerblood and I’m definitely winning! Huge! … Can’t wait to see Sheen’s corner!”
Paris Hilton is apparently following the Charlie Sheen saga very closely. Over the weekend, she addressed a tweet to him, along with a winky face emoticon. Maybe she’s just excited not to be the perso…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s “Chipped Warlock Fang” Caused Spat With Bree Olson

“I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”Charlie Sheen explains to TMZ what caused the temporary breakup between him and goddess/girlfriend Bree Olson/Rachel Oberlin last night. Chipped warlock fangs aside, it’s not the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 5, 2011