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Charlie Sheen Reportedly Fired Selma Blair Over Text Message, Called Her The C-Word

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Charlie Sheen Does Not Appreciate Farrah Abraham Selling Their Texts
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  • Odious human being Charlie Sheen reportedly demanded Selma Blair be fired from the FX show “Anger Management” over paranoia she’d been badmouthing him. Well … But the worst part is he reportedly fired her over text message and called her the C-word. [The Wrap, RadarOnline]
  • Miley Cyrus, unlikely marijuana legalization advocate. [Rolling Stone]
  • Celebrity chef and butter enthusiast Paula Deen has admitted in a deposition that she uses the N-word. [Radar Online]
  • Kanye West is in trubs with the American Parkinson Disease Association for lyrics on his new album “Yeezus” that go, “We got this bitch shaking like Parkinsons.” [TMZ] Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Does Not Appreciate Farrah Abraham Selling Their Private Text Message Conversations

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hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye!

– Charlie Sheen may totally be the worst, but damn if he didn’t write the best kiss-off email ever. This is the note he sent to “Back Door Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham, after she allegedly sold screenshots of the text messages they exchanged to TMZ. Not loving the “tranny-boobs” remark (let’s leave trans people out of this, okay, Carlos?), but “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua’ and “pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life” is pure poetry. [TMZ]

Hot Links: Farrah Abraham Got A New Pair Of Boobs And Has Been Texting With Charlie Sheen

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  • And that’s what she does when she’s not masturbating to her own sex tape. [Socialite Life]
  • Shakira not only has hips that don’t lie, but a genius level IQ as well. [College Candy]
  • Engaged? Here are 10 reasons to consider skipping the big wedding and just eloping. [Tres Sugar]
  • Do you think these celebs look best with or without bangs? [theBERRY] Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Wants You To Throw Dog Poop At His Daughter’s Former School

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When Lindsay Lohan needed to borrow money, Charlie Sheen helped out. Read More »
Charlie Buys A Vag
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  • Charlie Sheen’s daughter Sam has been bullied, so naturally her dad took to Twitter to advise people throw dog shit at the school and spell out the name “VICTORIA.” [The Superficial]
  • But that’s not half as bad as Justin Bieber ranting on Instagram that he’s not going to rehab, nothing is wrong, everything is fine, and “to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;).” Wow, bitchy! Yesterday the Biebs blamed his breakdown on the gym. [TMZ]
  • Women are “rushing” to plastic surgeons to get Kate Middleton’s nose. Uh huh. Right. [New York Daily News]
  • This is the most amazing news story of the day: “Dina Lohan Publicly Scolded After Her Drunken Auction Antics Piss Off World’s Richest Man.” [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa Doesn’t Want To Talk About Charlie Sheen & “Twilight” Gets Nominated For A Razzie

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  • Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa skirted the issue when asked about partying with Charlie Sheen in Mexico. [TMZ]
  • Right after Harry Styles and Taylor Swift broke up, he went out for clams. I’m just gonna leave that. [TMZ]
  • Christina Hendricks and her amazing cleavage are selling jewelry. [Hollywood Tuna]

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Charlie Sheen Wants To Be Lindsay Lohan’s Sugar Daddy & What Is Slut-Dropping?

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  • There’s some business about Charlie Sheen wanting to be Lindsay Lohan’s sugar daddy. I can’t bare to find out more. Do some research and let me know. [Socialite Life]
  • Men answer the question: Do you want a cock ring for Christmas? Can’t wait to read those responses. [Em & Lo]
  • Here are some dos and don’ts for doing butt stuff. [Ask Men]
  • Brush up on slut-dropping, this awful thing college students in the UK are doing, which stole its name from a popular dance move. [NYMag.com]
  • Confessions of a chubby chaser. She likes her men BIG. As in, fat. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Is Lindsay Lohan Charlie Sheen’s New Sex Goddess?

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The breakdown of Charlie Sheen will be making VH1 countdowns for decades. It was impossible to look away from—a perfect collision of drugs, porn stars, alcohol abuse, public drunkenness, and use of social media. We got an inside look at the undoing of one of the highest paid stars in TV history. I thought that Charlie would disappear from the face of the earth after that, but he has actually stayed on the radar and seems to be doing pretty well—by his standards. But the former “Two and a Half Men” star is still looking to fill a void: the goddess void.

After his crazed episode, Charlie found himself goddess-less. But the position may be soon filled; National Enquirer reports in the print edition that Charlie “is in hot pursuit of Lindsay [Lohan]. He wants her to be his new goddess.” Read more…

Charlie Sheen Accused Of Threatening Man With Shotgun

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  • Terrible human being Charlie Sheen has been accused of threatening to shoot a man with a semi-automatic shotgun. A guy filed a police report with the LAPD claiming that after a falling-out, Charlie sent a text message to a mutual friend threatening to “blow his head off.” [TMZ]
  • “Modern Family” Ariel Winter, 14, has been removed from her home and placed with an older sister over allegations of child abuse. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Jared Lee Lougher, the 24-year-old gunman who shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed six other people in an Arizona parking lot, will be sentenced to life in prison today. [Newser]
  • The late Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes may go on tour with TLC … in hologram form. [The Gloss]

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Charlie Sheen Allegedly Bought A Prostitute Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery

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  • Never let it be said that Charlie Sheen is not a philanthropist: he has allegedly paid for vaginal rejuvenation surgery and a car for one of his favorite prostitutes. (I’m not sure I find this rumor believable.) He also allegedly smokes his drugs out of a Fiji water bong. (I do find this rumor believable.) [Dlisted]
  • Billy Joel, Christina Aguilera and Jon Bon Jovi are all scheduled to perform at a benefit concert/telethon for Sandy victims on Friday night. [PopCrush, Celebrity Cafe]
  • Jason Segel and Michelle Williams’ apartment building in the Red Hook neighborhood of Brooklyn is insanely flooded from Sandy. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Rumor has it designer L’Wren Scott is creating Angelina Jolie’s wedding gown that she’ll wear to finally make it legal with Brad Pitt. [Betty Confidential]

We’re Begging You: Leave Kristen Stewart Alone!

Leave Kristen Stewart Alone!

Well, if you believe the rumors, Robert Pattinson has apparently decided to forgive Kristen Stewart for cheating on him with married director Rupert Sanders — and I, for one, am glad to hear it. In fact, I hope that the media and fans of the “Twilight” series get over it sooner rather than later too. In this first episode (UPDATE: Now presented in one long streaming video, without ad breaks and viewable on mobile devices) of our soon-to-be regular web series, “We’re Begging You,” I go off — and, spoiler alert, mime a double hand job! – about why everyone should just leave Kristen Stewart alooooooone! Check it out above and I look forward to hearing what you think — about the topic and the video itself — in the comments!

Defending K-Stew
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K-Stew Double Handy
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Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart against the fence. Read More »
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