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Charlie Sheen Wishes Brooke Mueller An, Um, Explosive Birthday

  • Charlie Sheen posted a rather threatening birthday message to his ex-wife Brooke Mueller on Twitter yesterday. Along with the picture above, featuring a piece of cake with a grenade in it, Charlie wrote, “Happy Bday Brooke when you’re done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot why don’t ya ‘blow’ out this candle.” [Dlisted]
  • In early 2015, Lady Gaga will become the first artist to sing in outer space. Apparently, she’s going to blast off in a Virgin Galactic ship and belt out a single song during the Zero G Colony tech festival in New Mexico. Somewhere, Lance Bass is reallllllly mad. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen’s Sons Are Poop-Throwing Monsters, Says Denise Richards

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Denise Richards no longer wants to care for her ex-husband Charlie Sheen and his other ex-wife Brooke Mueller’s twin boys, Bob and Max, she has informed the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services.

Surprise, surprise, the two little boys are really badly behaved.

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Charlie Sheen Has The Nerve To Criticize Someone Else’s Parenting

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Brooke Mueller caught smoking crack on camera
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  • Remember Charlie Sheen? He rang up TMZ to complain about ex-wife Brooke Mueller — you know, the one he allegedly threatened with a knife? He called his twin sons’ mom “evil” and a “whore” and ranted, “She’s as awful a parent and a person as you can possibly draw up.”  To be fair, she is a drug addict and isn’t such a hot parent. But has he looked in the mirror lately?! [TMZ]
  • “Saturday Night Live” producer Lorne Michaels has finally addressed criticism that there has not been a black woman cast member on the show in six years. In an interview with the AP, Michaels said, “It’s not like it’s not a priority for us. It will happen. I’m sure it will happen.” [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Brooke Mueller Caught On Camera Smoking Crack And Buying Meth

Brooke Mueller caught smoking crack on camera
Caught On Camera!

The magic of Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen‘s wife #3, has always been that she makes Charlie look comparatively almost-sane. The reality of Brooke Mueller, on the other hand, is that while it’s more than likely that Charlie is a very wealthy, very famous man who has chosen in some ways to wander down the path of no return rather than get the help he needs, his ex-wife is a deeply, deeeeeeeply troubled drug addict. RadarOnline has obtained an exclusive video of Mueller, 36, smoking crack out of a glass pipe and scoring $1,500 worth of crystal meth. The clip was reportedly shot before she lost custody of her and Sheen’s four-year-old twins, Bob and Max, in May of this year — the one-time reality TV star is currently undergoing her twentieth stint in rehab after she was placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold following an overdose, while her boys were placed in the care of Sheen’s second wife, Denise Richards, with his approval. Is the release of this video shocking? No, but it is a graphic look into a life in danger. Awful. [RadarOnline]

Charlie Sheen Reportedly Fired Selma Blair Over Text Message, Called Her The C-Word

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Charlie Sheen Does Not Appreciate Farrah Abraham Selling Their Texts
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  • Odious human being Charlie Sheen reportedly demanded Selma Blair be fired from the FX show “Anger Management” over paranoia she’d been badmouthing him. Well … But the worst part is he reportedly fired her over text message and called her the C-word. [The Wrap, RadarOnline]
  • Miley Cyrus, unlikely marijuana legalization advocate. [Rolling Stone]
  • Celebrity chef and butter enthusiast Paula Deen has admitted in a deposition that she uses the N-word. [Radar Online]
  • Kanye West is in trubs with the American Parkinson Disease Association for lyrics on his new album “Yeezus” that go, “We got this bitch shaking like Parkinsons.” [TMZ] Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Does Not Appreciate Farrah Abraham Selling Their Private Text Message Conversations

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hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye!

– Charlie Sheen may totally be the worst, but damn if he didn’t write the best kiss-off email ever. This is the note he sent to “Back Door Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham, after she allegedly sold screenshots of the text messages they exchanged to TMZ. Not loving the “tranny-boobs” remark (let’s leave trans people out of this, okay, Carlos?), but “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua’ and “pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life” is pure poetry. [TMZ]

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