HELL YES, “Sons of Anarchy” season seven starts tonight! I am so excited about my favorite TV show’s return that I spent some quality time making this handy chart of Jax Teller’s fuckability over the last six seasons, based on his hairstyle. As you can see, whether he’s rocking the innocent bob of season one, the shaggy grown out locks of seasons two and three, the post-prison shaved head of season four, the slicked back bossman style of season five, or even the awkward growing out stage of season six, Jax is always totally fuckable. Just sometimes even more so. Season five’s ‘do realllllllllly did it for me. How about you? Enjoy the show, croweaters!
I have one major quibble with these new ads for Calvin Klein’s Reveal fragrance starring Charlie Hunnam and model Doutzen Kroes: Why is she naked while the “Sons of Anarchy” star keeps his pants on? Sexism, dammit! I should be able to see as much of his bare ass as I see of hers! Luckily, SoA is back in a couple of days (September 9 at 10 p.m. on F/X, to be exact) — hopefully Charlie’s full moon will make a cameo. And if not, I’ve put a GIF of that fine ass after the jump… Keep reading »
I’ve been obsessed with a lot of TV shows over the years, but the way I feel about “Sons of Anarchy” puts the rest to shame. Maybe it’s because I watched all six seasons of the show in a month, sometimes as many as 10 episodes a day, so the drama in Charming started to blur with real life and the men of SAMCRO are my boys. I have literally been tap-tap-tapping my feet awaiting the show’s seventh and final season and now, finally, we have a trailer hyping the 90 minute (!!!!!!) premiere on September 9. Basically, Jax Teller has no fucks to give following the tragic happenings in season six, and in season seven, he’s going to war. Cannot. Wait.
Attention all you crow eaters: the seventh and final season of “Sons of Anarchy” begins September 9. If, like us, you cannot wait for the return of Jax Teller and the rest of SAMCRO, we’ve got some info about what to expect from Charming’s hottest band of outlaws, straight from the show’s cast and creator. Here’s what we learned when the boys sat down to discuss “SOA”‘s final season at the recent Television Critics Press Tour. (Check out a brief teaser trailer above!) Keep reading »
Hell. Yes. The cast of “Sons of Anarchy” — the show I lost my entire January to thanks to emotionally traumatic binge-watching sessions — has gone back to work filming season seven! Jax Teller (aka Charlie Hunnam) looks sexy as fuck, as per usual, but also a little too chipper for my liking, given what happened at the end of season six. WHY AREN’T YOU CRYING, JAX?! Because I’m still crying! Inside! Anyway, the crow eater in my panties cannot wait to find out how this epic series is going to come to an end — Gemma, forever alone please! — this fall. Check out a couple more pics after the jump. [Photos: Pacific Coast News] Keep reading »
Sure, getting dressed and undressed is second nature to pretty much everyone. We do it multiple times every day, why would men in particular need some sort of tutorial? Because, my friends, I recently realized that while there is no explicitly wrong way to get dressed and undressed, there is a decisively sexier way, especially before and after you get down. So, gentleman, if you want to reach peak sex appeal the next time you take off your shirt or pull on your pants, follow these rules, presented in GIFs of course. (Gotta have somethin’ for the ladies to look at…) Keep reading »