Welcome to this week’s installment of “Charlie Sheen Is STILL A F**ked Up Douchebag!” Early yesterday morning, the “Two and a Half Men” star was rushed to the hospital complaining of stomach pain, which TMZ says is the result of a hiatal hernia. Now, before you start thinking this is just a simple story, may I remind you that this is Charlie Sheen we’re talking about so of course, hernia or not, there’s gotta be hookers and blow involved. Well, not hookers this time, but porn stars. Sheen was apparently on a 36-hour bender that involved a briefcase full of cocaine being delivered to his house and three hours spent regaling one of his porn star guests with his — I’m sure highbrow — critique of the XXX films playing on his TV. Apparently, she was impressed by his vast knowledge of the genre. Keep reading »