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Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis To Join His Harem Of Goddesses

“Here’s the good news — my goddesses have already f**king approved [Mila Kunis]. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment … I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t to steal.”

Charlie Sheen announced who he’d like to be third goddess to join his harem and the lucky lady is “Black Swan” actress Mila (f**king) Kunis. An unexpectedly talented and classy choice, I must say. I’m sure Mila is so flattered. I’ll bet you anything, right now, she’s packing her bags — but leaving behind her dignity — and calling a cab to take her right on over to the Sober Valley Lodge. Yep. Charlie should probably expect the doorbell to ring in 30 minutes, give or take, depending on LA traffic. (This is the “bitch, please” look I imagine Mila will give upon hearing this news, BTW.) [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Gets Audience Of 3000 To Curse Denise Richards

It’s no secret that Charlie Sheen is gross and scary with a capital ‘S.’ And that the people who have shelled out $80 to see his disaster of a stage show, “Violent Torpedo of Truth,” have made a questionable decision. But I am truly baffled by the audience of more than 3,000 in Cleveland who, upon Charlie’s urging, began chanting “F**k that bitch!” with him in reference to his ex-wife, Denise Richards. Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen’s Tour Officially A Disaster

People spend their money on all sorts of crazy things—for example, Shake Weights and baby powder pink Hummers. But it still baffles me that folks are paying upwards of $80 to see Charlie Sheen‘s “Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option” tour. I mean, his rantings are all over the interwebs … for free.

Apparently, the appeal of the show isn’t to love on Sheen. Judging from the reaction he got opening night, maybe it’s to hate on him, too. Keep reading »

Quickies: Charlie Sheen Tweets Ex-Wife Denise Richards Is A “Loser Whore”

  • Charlie Sheen tweeted many vulgarities about his ex-wife/mother of his children Denise Richards earlier this morning — among them “traitor,” “kidnapper,” “dog thief” and my favorite, “loser whore.” Pot, kettle. [PopEater]
  • Prince William and Prince Harry managed to pull off a secret bachelor party this weekend. Instead of nightclubbing in London, the princes and 20+ pals hung out at one of their many estates in the British countryside. It sucks that they couldn’t go out on the town, but at least they weren’t hounded by paparazzi and/or strippers all night. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Also, Kate Middleton allegedly chose a fruitcake for her wedding cake. Oh, honey. [NYmag.com The Cut]
  • Father of the Year Michael Lohan reportedly got paid $180,000 clams to appear for 21 days on “Celebrity Rehab.” Don’t even get me started. [PopEater]

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Megan Levant, Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Numero 3

Looks like there’s a new goddess in town. The Sun has identified a third woman who is part of Charlie Sheen‘s harem, 26-year-old Megan Levant. The two apparently met at the Playboy mansion a while ago, and she’s told friends that they have been dating for a few months. Supposedly, she was also aboard a yacht last month with Charlie, Natalie Kenly, and Rachel Oberlin and more recently has been seen at Charlie’s Sober Valley Lodge. Somehow, she managed to stay out of the public eye until now.

So who is Megan? The details after the jump. Keep reading »

Quickies: Is Tiger Woods Dating A 22-Year-Old?

  • Tiger Woods is reportedly dating a 22-year-old blonde named Alyse Lahti Johnston. She’s the daughter of St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti and step-daughter of a big whig at IMG, the agency that represents the horny golfer. Alyse Johnston was busted for a DUI last year, but when she’s not posing for mug shots, she likes to hang out with Tiger on his yacht and attends Northwood University in West Palm Beach, Florida. For half the year, Alyse’s family lives in Windermere, the same exclusive community where Woods and his ex-wife Elin Nordegren once lived. Good luck with that, kids! [Daily Mail UK, RadarOnline]
  • Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn: definitely schtupping. Someone want to explain this to me? I don’t get it. [X17online.com]
  • Natalie Portman has joined the “lady celebs with hacked email accounts and leaked photos” club. [The Superficial]
  • The cover for Mindy Kaling’s book, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns), out in November, is adorbs. [NYmag.com]

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Bret Michaels Taught Charlie Sheen Everything He Knows About Trashing Hotel Rooms

“[He] wasn’t doing a good job at first. I said, ‘You gotta really let it out man! You gotta let it out and bust this stuff.’ He showed me how to do films and make money, and I showed him out to lose a lot of money by smashing up hotel rooms.”

Bret Michaels tells “Access Hollywood” that he gave Charlie Sheen a crash course into how to smash up a hotel room. In return, we can only hope Charlie gave Bret some of the drug he calls Charlie Sheen. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Why Charlie Sheen Keeps Winning And Lindsay Lohan Keeps Losing

At first glance the similarities between Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen seem to trump their differences. Both were wildly successful in their own rights — she in teen flicks, he in sitcoms. Both have addiction and relationship dramas, both have daddy issues and both screw up. A lot.

But while Sheen seems to be encased in kryptonic armor protecting him and his bank account from all of his misdeeds, Lohan can’t even keep a movie gig, and no one wants to pay her to do much of anything, even sell tights.

What gives? Is it a male/female thing? The age difference? I don’t think so. Sheen has simply made better personal branding choices. He gives America the product they want. Read more… Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Rake$ It In On Tour

Charlie Sheen will make $7 million dollars on his “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the concert tour tell us … the deal is for Charlie to perform on 21 dates. He’ll get 85% of the profits, with Live Nation getting the remaining 15%. Charlie’s cut is projected to average between $250,000 – $275,000 for each show.

And there’s more … Charlie will get additional $$$ for after-parties and merchandising with 200,000 pieces of merchandise already shipped out for the show. In all, we’re told Charlie will pull in $7 million in a month. Read more… Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: “Unfollow Charlie” Sheen Tees Will Raise Money For RAINN

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  • Courtesy of women’s rights activists, “Unfollow Charlie” tees are for sale on Zazzle.com — in reference to actor/domestic abuser Charlie Sheen’s Twitter — and proceeds will go to the Rape, Abuse Incest National Network. I love it! [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • The New York Times turns a keen, lustful journalistic eye to the “lesbian until graduation” college girl phenomenon. [NY Times]
  • Why aren’t there more female airline pilots? Because they’ll get their period and crash the plane, duh. [CNN]
  • Ever wondered if it was an insult when someone called you a “breeder”? (It is.) Check out this official lesbian dictionary of “lezicon” from the chicks at After Ellen and tonight you can go call someone a “beersexual”! [After Ellen]

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