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That’s A Lot Of Look: Brooke Mueller Needs A Lesson In American History

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Does Brooke Mueller not realize the cultural paradox she’s evoking by wearing a clearly Native American-inspired ensemble with an American flag draped over it? Does her comprehension of our country’s history only extend to a fifth-grade level? Wait, don’t answer that, answer this: is Brooke Mueller potentially crazier than Charlie Sheen[Photo: Bauer-Griffin]

Beyonce Writes A Poem For Frank Ocean, Plus 7 Other Surprising Celebrity Poets

Beyonce is super stoked for newly out R&B singer Frank Ocean, and to show her support, she did what only Bey-Bey could: She posted a poem for Ocean on her website. The rather repetitive verse encourages Ocean to be himself and be an inspiration. Would we expect anything less from Beyonce, really?

After the jump, seven more soulful celebrity poets (including Charlie Sheen — yes, really).

Frank Ocean Comes Out
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Charlie Sheen: Why I Love Prostitutes

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Charlie Sheen continues his “I’m Not Crazy Anymore, Really” Tour in Playboy, telling the magazine his weird behavior was caused by a “psychotic break” after years in the spotlight and many failed relationships. “I finally just said the things I had always been thinking.” But when he infamously said he was “winning,” the truth was far from it: “I was in total denial,” he says. “I felt I was winning by finally being able to speak my mind. I felt that was some sort of victory.” Read more…

The Soapbox: On Cat Marnell & Rubbernecking Drug Addicts

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My Brother, The Addict
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If you’ve been hanging out in the ladyblogosphere, you’ve heard of Cat Marnell. Or maybe you know her as “Cat Marnell, ugh.” Cat Marnell was — until last week — the health/beauty editor at xoJane. More pertinently, though, she was an open, unabashed, self-described “pillhead” who frequently wrote about her drug use and abuse online. (As well as some other things.) She had been sent to rehab in April at the insistence of xoJane’s publishers. The New York Post reported on Friday that Marnell left xoJane, seemingly of her own choice, because she would rather pass the summer “on the rooftop of Le Bain looking for shooting stars and smoking angel dust with my friends.”

This morning, NYMag.com published an interview with Marnell with more of the same Cat-ariffic quotes. “I’ve always gone to rehab for the wrong reasons.” “ I’m just a fucking freak show.” “I spent Christmas Eve with Jane [Pratt] and Courtney Love.” ”I had drug bags pasted on the walls [of my apartment] because I collected dope bags.” And she goes into great detail about how she ended up parting ways with xoJane, which has something to do with losing her pills, crashing, her Internet being shut off so she couldn’t write posts, and forgetting her cell phone at the office.

Compelling reading? Cat always is. It’s not exactly a secret that people read her on xoJane for that ZOMG what the fuck did she just say now soundbite, not her questionable health or beauty advice (though her various product recommendations did fly off shelves). But as long as Cat Marnell’s been tearing up my RSS feed — and that of every other blog-reading woman I know — I’ve felt uncomfortable with rubbernecking this drug addict. Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Explodes And Attacks Innocent Staples Center Security Guard

Charlie Sheen, the bad boy of Hollywood, exploded and attacked an innocent Staples Center security guard Wednesday night — and we’ve got the scoop!

He has been ridiculed, parodied, and utterly destroyed the past year. His name has been on the front page of tabloids the world over. He has been infamous for his outbursts, prostitutes and drug use and now it seems Charlie is back on track as the biggest badass in Hollywood.  Who in their right mind takes on a security guard? Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Read more and see video…

How Dare A Strip Club Which Covers Strippers In Sushi Name Its VIP Room After Charlie Sheen!

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Charlie Sheen Problems: the actor is pissy that a stripper joint called Cheetahs bequeathed his name upon their VIP room, in which guests can eat sushi off nearly-naked women for $250 a pop. An outraged Sheen has threatened to sue the New York City “gentleman’s club” for — get this — damaging his reputation by bedecking the VIP room with grinning pictures of his face. Although the Charlie Sheen room has been party central for a year, Sheen’s lawyers just recently fired off a cease-and-desist letter claiming they used his name without his permission. The club’s owners relented, but not without rolling their eyes. Asked the owner, “How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen’s reputation?” Truer words have never been spoken. [NY Post]

Hot Links: Charlie Sheen Hints That Re-Marrying Denise Richards Is Not Impossible

  • Apparently, Charlie Sheen told Wendy Williams that when it comes to remarrying ex-wife Denise Richards, “anything is possible.” Uh, what does Denise have to say about that? [Celeb Baby Scoop]
  • Ack! A preview of “True Blood”‘s upcoming fifth season has finally arrived! [TooFab]
  • Kris Humphries — remember him? — is demanding that Kim Kardashian admit their marriage was a sham. [Hollywood Life]
  • Quiz time! Can you guess the celebrity butt? [College Candy]
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The 7 Worst Ever Celebrity Dads

Michael Lohan Arrests
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I’m fully convinced that Michael Lohan’s headline-making domestic violence arrest yesterday was copied straight out of Mel Gibson’s playbook. Of course, Mel’s famed blowouts were uniquely terrible because some of them were directed towards the teenage son of ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Last month, Mel paid $100,000 to Oksana’s 14-year-old for the guarantee that he wouldn’t sue the once-respected actor for reportedly “terrorizing” him during altercations with his mother. That’s low, even for Mel Gibson. Additionally, his own toddler daughter with Grigorieva bore witness to a number of her father’s detonations.

It’s hard to top this sh**ty parenting, but surprise, surprise, more than a few celebs come come! After the jump, six more celebrities who I definitely wouldn’t want for a dad.

Morning Quickies: Conan Stares At Nicole Scherzinger’s Boobs & “Two And A Half Men” Breaks Record

  • Conan O’Brien got busted staring at Nicole Scherzinger’s chesticles. [Team Coco]
  • A former Playboy Bunny blasts NBC’s new show “The Playboy Club.” You mean it’s not accurate? Shocking! [Huffington Post]
  • Nicholas Sparks, the man who wrote The Notebook and Dear John, amongst others, is creating a TV show. Get your Kleenex ready! [Videogum]

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Charlie Sheen’s Death On “Two And A Half Men” Will Be A “Meat Explosion”

Ashton Kutcher has just begun shooting his first episode of “Two and a Half Men.” While we already knew that this episode would feature Charlie Harper’s—akaCharlie Sheen‘s—funeral. But we didn’t know how he died. Luckily, TMZ has the answers. Apparently, Charlie had just headed to Paris to elope on the show. And he met his end when he slipped on a subway platform and was hit by an oncoming train. The show apparently implies that his new wife might have given him a little push when she found out he was unfaithful. Furthermore, at his funeral, she calls the accident a “meat explosion.” Which, gross!

But Charlie Sheen isn’t fazed. Keep reading »

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