- Brooke Mueller’s brother has been granted temporary guardianship of her ill-behaved twin sons with ex-husband Charlie Sheen. Sheen’s other ex, Denise Richards, had been taking care of little Bob and Max since Mueller lost the kids following her drug arrest is May. This week, Richards said she could no longer care for the boys because their violent and disruptive behavior was hurting her three daughters. [Wonderwall]
- And apparently Scott Mueller and the boys will be moving into Brooke Mueller’s house during the guardianship. So she kinda gets custody back, I guess? Oh and Scott Mueller has has allegedly asked for $55K — per month! — in child support from Sheen. Those little hellraisers are kinda cash cows for their uncle, huh? [Daily Mail UK]
- Sir Patrick Stewart stopped by “The Daily Show” last night and explained how he ended up being a lobster for Halloween. [The Atlantic Wire] Keep reading »
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Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller’s Hell-Raising Twins Are Moving Back In With Her — But Their Uncle Is In Charge
- Surprise, surprise: Denise Richards’ paperwork to the Department of Children and Family Services paints her ex-husband Charlie Sheen — the father of her two daughters and twin boys with his other ex, Brooke Mueller — as a model parent. Richards recently told DCFS she can no longer care for the twins as their temporary guardian, because the boys are violent towards her own three daughters and they throw poop. Mueller is currently battling a drug addiction, so Richards has been raising the boys. Despite all the threats and name-calling Sheen has made towards his ex-wife, Richards seems to think he is an excellent parent. [TMZ]
- Matt Lauer and Al Roker
got on-air prostate examsgot prostate exams on “Today.” [Deadline Hollywood]
- Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus got ribbed at the Country Music Awards in the form of a compliment to Taylor Swift for not “humping a teddy bear or gyrating with Beetlejuice.” [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
- Charlie Sheen posted a rather threatening birthday message to his ex-wife Brooke Mueller on Twitter yesterday. Along with the picture above, featuring a piece of cake with a grenade in it, Charlie wrote, “Happy Bday Brooke when you’re done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot why don’t ya ‘blow’ out this candle.” [Dlisted]
- In early 2015, Lady Gaga will become the first artist to sing in outer space. Apparently, she’s going to blast off in a Virgin Galactic ship and belt out a single song during the Zero G Colony tech festival in New Mexico. Somewhere, Lance Bass is reallllllly mad. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
Denise Richards no longer wants to care for her ex-husband Charlie Sheen and his other ex-wife Brooke Mueller’s twin boys, Bob and Max, she has informed the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services.
Surprise, surprise, the two little boys are really badly behaved.
- Remember Charlie Sheen? He rang up TMZ to complain about ex-wife Brooke Mueller — you know, the one he allegedly threatened with a knife? He called his twin sons’ mom “evil” and a “whore” and ranted, “She’s as awful a parent and a person as you can possibly draw up.” To be fair, she is a drug addict and isn’t such a hot parent. But has he looked in the mirror lately?! [TMZ]
- “Saturday Night Live” producer Lorne Michaels has finally addressed criticism that there has not been a black woman cast member on the show in six years. In an interview with the AP, Michaels said, “It’s not like it’s not a priority for us. It will happen. I’m sure it will happen.” [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
The magic of Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen‘s wife #3, has always been that she makes Charlie look comparatively almost-sane. The reality of Brooke Mueller, on the other hand, is that while it’s more than likely that Charlie is a very wealthy, very famous man who has chosen in some ways to wander down the path of no return rather than get the help he needs, his ex-wife is a deeply, deeeeeeeply troubled drug addict. RadarOnline has obtained an exclusive video of Mueller, 36, smoking crack out of a glass pipe and scoring $1,500 worth of crystal meth. The clip was reportedly shot before she lost custody of her and Sheen’s four-year-old twins, Bob and Max, in May of this year — the one-time reality TV star is currently undergoing her twentieth stint in rehab after she was placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold following an overdose, while her boys were placed in the care of Sheen’s second wife, Denise Richards, with his approval. Is the release of this video shocking? No, but it is a graphic look into a life in danger. Awful. [RadarOnline]
- Odious human being Charlie Sheen reportedly demanded Selma Blair be fired from the FX show “Anger Management” over paranoia she’d been badmouthing him. Well … But the worst part is he reportedly fired her over text message and called her the C-word. [The Wrap, RadarOnline]
- Miley Cyrus, unlikely marijuana legalization advocate. [Rolling Stone]
- Celebrity chef and butter enthusiast Paula Deen has admitted in a deposition that she uses the N-word. [Radar Online]
- Kanye West is in trubs with the American Parkinson Disease Association for lyrics on his new album “Yeezus” that go, “We got this bitch shaking like Parkinsons.” [TMZ] Keep reading »
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye!
– Charlie Sheen may totally be the worst, but damn if he didn’t write the best kiss-off email ever. This is the note he sent to “Back Door Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham, after she allegedly sold screenshots of the text messages they exchanged to TMZ. Not loving the “tranny-boobs” remark (let’s leave trans people out of this, okay, Carlos?), but “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua’ and “pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life” is pure poetry. [TMZ]
- Charlie Sheen’s daughter Sam has been bullied, so naturally her dad took to Twitter to advise people throw dog shit at the school and spell out the name “VICTORIA.” [The Superficial]
- But that’s not half as bad as Justin Bieber ranting on Instagram that he’s not going to rehab, nothing is wrong, everything is fine, and “to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;).” Wow, bitchy! Yesterday the Biebs blamed his breakdown on the gym. [TMZ]
- Women are “rushing” to plastic surgeons to get Kate Middleton’s nose. Uh huh. Right. [New York Daily News]
- This is the most amazing news story of the day: “Dina Lohan Publicly Scolded After Her Drunken Auction Antics Piss Off World’s Richest Man.” [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »