- Charlie Sheen’s daughter Sam has been bullied, so naturally her dad took to Twitter to advise people throw dog shit at the school and spell out the name “VICTORIA.” [The Superficial]
- But that’s not half as bad as Justin Bieber ranting on Instagram that he’s not going to rehab, nothing is wrong, everything is fine, and “to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;).” Wow, bitchy! Yesterday the Biebs blamed his breakdown on the gym. [TMZ]
- Women are “rushing” to plastic surgeons to get Kate Middleton’s nose. Uh huh. Right. [New York Daily News]
- This is the most amazing news story of the day: “Dina Lohan Publicly Scolded After Her Drunken Auction Antics Piss Off World’s Richest Man.” [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »
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Charlie Sheen Wants You To Throw Dog Poop At His Daughter’s Former School
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa Doesn’t Want To Talk About Charlie Sheen & “Twilight” Gets Nominated For A Razzie
- Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa skirted the issue when asked about partying with Charlie Sheen in Mexico. [TMZ]
- Right after Harry Styles and Taylor Swift broke up, he went out for clams. I’m just gonna leave that. [TMZ]
- Christina Hendricks and her amazing cleavage are selling jewelry. [Hollywood Tuna]
Charlie Sheen Wants To Be Lindsay Lohan’s Sugar Daddy & What Is Slut-Dropping?
- There’s some business about Charlie Sheen wanting to be Lindsay Lohan’s sugar daddy. I can’t bare to find out more. Do some research and let me know. [Socialite Life]
- Men answer the question: Do you want a cock ring for Christmas? Can’t wait to read those responses. [Em & Lo]
- Here are some dos and don’ts for doing butt stuff. [Ask Men]
- Brush up on slut-dropping, this awful thing college students in the UK are doing, which stole its name from a popular dance move. [NYMag.com]
- Confessions of a chubby chaser. She likes her men BIG. As in, fat. [The Gloss] Keep reading »
Is Lindsay Lohan Charlie Sheen’s New Sex Goddess?
The breakdown of Charlie Sheen will be making VH1 countdowns for decades. It was impossible to look away from—a perfect collision of drugs, porn stars, alcohol abuse, public drunkenness, and use of social media. We got an inside look at the undoing of one of the highest paid stars in TV history. I thought that Charlie would disappear from the face of the earth after that, but he has actually stayed on the radar and seems to be doing pretty well—by his standards. But the former “Two and a Half Men” star is still looking to fill a void: the goddess void.
After his crazed episode, Charlie found himself goddess-less. But the position may be soon filled; National Enquirer reports in the print edition that Charlie “is in hot pursuit of Lindsay [Lohan]. He wants her to be his new goddess.” Read more…
Charlie Sheen Accused Of Threatening Man With Shotgun
- Terrible human being Charlie Sheen has been accused of threatening to shoot a man with a semi-automatic shotgun. A guy filed a police report with the LAPD claiming that after a falling-out, Charlie sent a text message to a mutual friend threatening to “blow his head off.” [TMZ]
- “Modern Family” Ariel Winter, 14, has been removed from her home and placed with an older sister over allegations of child abuse. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- Jared Lee Lougher, the 24-year-old gunman who shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed six other people in an Arizona parking lot, will be sentenced to life in prison today. [Newser]
- The late Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes may go on tour with TLC … in hologram form. [The Gloss]
Charlie Sheen Allegedly Bought A Prostitute Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery
- Never let it be said that Charlie Sheen is not a philanthropist: he has allegedly paid for vaginal rejuvenation surgery and a car for one of his favorite prostitutes. (I’m not sure I find this rumor believable.) He also allegedly smokes his drugs out of a Fiji water bong. (I do find this rumor believable.) [Dlisted]
- Billy Joel, Christina Aguilera and Jon Bon Jovi are all scheduled to perform at a benefit concert/telethon for Sandy victims on Friday night. [PopCrush, Celebrity Cafe]
- Jason Segel and Michelle Williams’ apartment building in the Red Hook neighborhood of Brooklyn is insanely flooded from Sandy. [Daily Mail UK]
- Rumor has it designer L’Wren Scott is creating Angelina Jolie’s wedding gown that she’ll wear to finally make it legal with Brad Pitt. [Betty Confidential]
We’re Begging You: Leave Kristen Stewart Alone!
Well, if you believe the rumors, Robert Pattinson has apparently decided to forgive Kristen Stewart for cheating on him with married director Rupert Sanders — and I, for one, am glad to hear it. In fact, I hope that the media and fans of the “Twilight” series get over it sooner rather than later too. In this first episode (UPDATE: Now presented in one long streaming video, without ad breaks and viewable on mobile devices) of our soon-to-be regular web series, “We’re Begging You,” I go off — and, spoiler alert, mime a double hand job! – about why everyone should just leave Kristen Stewart alooooooone! Check it out above and I look forward to hearing what you think — about the topic and the video itself — in the comments!
K-Stew Double Handy
Early footage of Kristen Stewart's topless, double hand job in "On the Road" Read More »
That’s A Lot Of Look: Brooke Mueller Needs A Lesson In American History
Does Brooke Mueller not realize the cultural paradox she’s evoking by wearing a clearly Native American-inspired ensemble with an American flag draped over it? Does her comprehension of our country’s history only extend to a fifth-grade level? Wait, don’t answer that, answer this: is Brooke Mueller potentially crazier than Charlie Sheen? [Photo: Bauer-Griffin]
Beyonce Writes A Poem For Frank Ocean, Plus 7 Other Surprising Celebrity Poets
Beyonce is super stoked for newly out R&B singer Frank Ocean, and to show her support, she did what only Bey-Bey could: She posted a poem for Ocean on her website. The rather repetitive verse encourages Ocean to be himself and be an inspiration. Would we expect anything less from Beyonce, really?
After the jump, seven more soulful celebrity poets (including Charlie Sheen — yes, really).
Charlie Sheen: Why I Love Prostitutes
Charlie Sheen continues his “I’m Not Crazy Anymore, Really” Tour in Playboy, telling the magazine his weird behavior was caused by a “psychotic break” after years in the spotlight and many failed relationships. “I finally just said the things I had always been thinking.” But when he infamously said he was “winning,” the truth was far from it: “I was in total denial,” he says. “I felt I was winning by finally being able to speak my mind. I felt that was some sort of victory.” Read more…
