So, i flew from NYC to San Jose, CA last night (for the gymnastics Olympics trials, woot!), arriving at my hotel after midnight PST. That means I didn’t get to bed until after 3 a.m. EST. I tossed and turned and then woke up to do my usual East Coast radio gig at, grr, 5:30 a.m. PST. Basically, I got around four hours of sleep and am totally out of it. Or I wasssss until I turned on “The Today Show” to discover Channing Tatum — star of the Most Important Movie About Male Strippers Ever, “Magic Mike” — showing off his sexy dance moves (along with co-star Joe Manganiello). Suddenly, I’m like, GOOD MORNING, WORLD, LET’S DO THIS SHIZ! Clip above.
Two days, y’all. That’s 48 hours until Channing Tatum thrusts his hips on the big screen in “Magic Mike”. At this point, I’ve watched the trailer (and you can watch it above!) more times than I could count and my enthusiasm for the movie — which I predict will be both entertaining and funny and a really good film in the artistic sense — is through the roof. Here are six things I’m most looking forward to about “Magic Mike.” (With bonus GIFs after the jump!) Keep reading »
In honor of the movie that every woman and gay man with a pulse will be masturbating to come Friday — and what at least one critic has called “The ‘Citizen Kane’ of stripper movies” — I have scoured the internet and assembled all the “Magic Mike” GIFs worth drooling over. Behold, bare asses, pelvic thrusts, grinding hips, T-shirts being ripped off, and other various states of the hot cast undressed. (Duh, NSFW.) You are so fucking welcome.
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I don’t know about you guys, but if I was going to the premiere of a movie starring as many totally pretty guys as “Magic Mike” features, I’d try extra hard to look really good. But it seems like the vast majority of women who attended the “Magic Mike” red carpet premiere over the weekend didn’t really bother. Maybe they thought they just couldn’t compete against the gorgeousness of Channing Tatum and (ugh) Alex Pettyfer. Fair enough.
Check out their less than stellar sartorial offerings above!
Keep yourself occupied all day with the “Magic Mike” Photoshop Kama Sutra. Channing Tatum first! Then we’ll move onto the Joe Manganiello and the rest of the guys! Now go find a decent picture of yourself and someone who knows how to use the magnetic lasso tool on Photoshop! Quickly! [But You’re Like Really Pretty] [Art by But You're Like Really Pretty.com]
After the jump, watch the Red Band trailer for “Magic Mike,” featuring a bare ass and a banana hammock. Keep reading »
It’s not hard to understand why screenwriters love to make the male lead some kind of carpenter or woodworker: its a vaguely “manly” sounding job yet free-spirited and there’s ample opportunity to take their shirts off. I realized this the other night when I saw “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” and fell head over heels in lust with Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays Catherine Keener’s super-sensitive love interest yet is also a manly-man carpenter. He’s a poor man’s Javier Bardem, but I won’t have to shank Penelope Cruz to get him in bed. Mmm-mmm. You can hammer my nail anytime, Jeffrey. Screw my bolts. Level my 2-x-4. Drill, baby, drill!
Enough with the double entendres. After the jump, eight more hot carpenters of film and television. I’m sure you’ll be impressed with how well they work with their wood. (Sorry.)