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Emile Hirsch Does Hamlet, Plus Other Teen Takes On The Bard

“Twilight” director Catherine Hardwick has a new angst-ridden project in the works: a remake of Shakespeare’s “Hamlet.” Emile Hirsch is the tasty choice picked to play the passionate Prince. We can’t wait to see him strut and fret in ye old tight pants. While we’d happily watch the grass grow if irresistible Emile were lying in it, it’s a total bonus that this just happens to be one of our favorite sub genres—a twisted teen take on a Shakesperean classic. Since there’s nothing like a hunk who wants to school us in the ways of love, here are other modern blockbusters that have helped us avoid actually reading Shakespeare.
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Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan, Sam Ronson, & Baby Makes Three?

  • Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson planning on having a baby together with the donated sperm of one of LiLo’s ex-boyfriends? Let’s pretend this is true. Which ex would be best for the job: Wilmer Valderrama, Harry Morton, Calum Best, or Aaron Carter? Certainly any ol’ Joe from the sperm bank would be better suited than those clowns… [Perez Hilton]
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