In honor of the movie that every woman and gay man with a pulse will be masturbating to come Friday — and what at least one critic has called “The ‘Citizen Kane’ of stripper movies” — I have scoured the internet and assembled all the “Magic Mike” GIFs worth drooling over. Behold, bare asses, pelvic thrusts, grinding hips, T-shirts being ripped off, and other various states of the hot cast undressed. (Duh, NSFW.) You are so fucking welcome.
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I don’t know about you guys, but if I was going to the premiere of a movie starring as many totally pretty guys as “Magic Mike” features, I’d try extra hard to look really good. But it seems like the vast majority of women who attended the “Magic Mike” red carpet premiere over the weekend didn’t really bother. Maybe they thought they just couldn’t compete against the gorgeousness of Channing Tatum and (ugh) Alex Pettyfer. Fair enough.
Check out their less than stellar sartorial offerings above!
Keep yourself occupied all day with the “Magic Mike” Photoshop Kama Sutra. Channing Tatum first! Then we’ll move onto the Joe Manganiello and the rest of the guys! Now go find a decent picture of yourself and someone who knows how to use the magnetic lasso tool on Photoshop! Quickly! [But You're Like Really Pretty] [Art by But You're Like Really Pretty.com]
After the jump, watch the Red Band trailer for “Magic Mike,” featuring a bare ass and a banana hammock. Keep reading »
It’s not hard to understand why screenwriters love to make the male lead some kind of carpenter or woodworker: its a vaguely “manly” sounding job yet free-spirited and there’s ample opportunity to take their shirts off. I realized this the other night when I saw “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” and fell head over heels in lust with Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays Catherine Keener’s super-sensitive love interest yet is also a manly-man carpenter. He’s a poor man’s Javier Bardem, but I won’t have to shank Penelope Cruz to get him in bed. Mmm-mmm. You can hammer my nail anytime, Jeffrey. Screw my bolts. Level my 2-x-4. Drill, baby, drill!
Enough with the double entendres. After the jump, eight more hot carpenters of film and television. I’m sure you’ll be impressed with how well they work with their wood. (Sorry.)
I’m not that familiar with Jenna Dewan’s work on the big screen, nor have I ever paid that much attention to her style, but considering she bagged Channing Tatum for a husband, I think it’s time to take note. I love how she makes this otherwise basic outfit (jeans, T-shirt, wedges) special with the addition of a kimono jacket. Find out where to get her exact jacket — or a more affordable alternative — after the jump! Keep reading »
Six weeks! Six weeks until the world gets to see Channing Tatum (and Joe Manganiello and Matthew McConaughey and Matt Bomer) bumping and grinding in nothin’ but a pair of tight skivvies on the big screen. I really hope “Magic Mike” — opening June 29 — is playing at the IMAX theater. I need to see this hotness on as large a screen as possible. Entertainment Weekly just released a whole mess of photos from their current issue’s cover shoot with the cast and, I swear, I almost started tossing dollar bills at my screen and whooping. Click on to see some of my faves and then check out the rest at EW.com.