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Celine Dion Is So Punk Rock

Every mohawked anarchist has a softer side. And because I look for every opportunity to post it, check out my favorite Celine Dion tribute video, which details why she is universally amazing, after the jump. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Celine Dion Makes Fifth Attempt For Second Baby

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Star Couplings: Celine Dion Might Have Had A Miscarriage

  • Celine Dion is reportedly no longer pregnant with an embryo that was frozen for eight years, according to In Touch magazine. [Starpulse]
  • Jon Gosselin says he will spend Christmas with Kate and their eight children. [Us Weekly] — Well, that’s a step in the right direction to becoming a more accessible father.

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Celine Dion Pregnant With Embryo Frozen For Eight Years

Celine Dion is pregnant again at age 41—which while, not impossible, is pretty hard to do. This time she and hubby René Angelil—who’s approximately eleventy-years-old (or 67, to be exact)—used an embryo that was frozen eight years ago. Celine’s doctor confirmed her pregnancy after the in-vitro fertilization, and said that when he told her, “I could hear her chuckling.” [PopEater] — Chuckling! How creepy is that? Keep reading »

Celine Dion Is Going To C(h)ry(sler) A River

Chrysler is broke as a joke. Today, the car corporation entered bankruptcy court. The judge will examine the evidence, but this totally ‘80s video proves that he must consider one important thing: Who is going to employ spokesinger Celine Dion if Chrysler goes belly up? Keep reading »

Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of January 6th 2009

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    The Mexican actress is from cinematic royalty, but with this album she truly makes a name for herself. Like a Latina Fiona Apple, her album of jazzy, seductive grinds translates even though it’s in Spanish.
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Billboard Charts The Apocalyspe

Mariah Carey’s latest single, “Touch My Body,” has given her a whopping total of 18 number one hits. This has enabled the songstress to even surpass Elvis. Mimi, who is wearing nothing but rags on the cover of her album E=MC2, is now number two on the list of artists with the most number one hits — second only to the Beatles. The friggin’ Beatles, people! And she’s still making music, so there’s a chance she’ll even beat the Beatles record of 20 number one hits. Two more strikes and the boys are out! While the British Invasion was the soundtrack of the sexual revolution, this diva revelation has to be a sign of the apocalypse — didn’t Nostradamus write about a high-pitched bitch causing the ozone to explode or something? All I’m saying is my Internet mysteriously went out while I was trying to post this, so you know she’s pulling some serious connections. Maybe I should just be happy it’s not Celine Dion vying for the top spot. But honestly, Mariah must be stopped. Hasn’t Sir Paul had enough heartbreak in 2008? [Pop Sugar] Keep reading »

Celine Dion: The Greatest Ballad Singer In The World Is Also The Funniest!

There was a time, in our not so distant cynical past, when we hated Celine Dion and her cheesy Titanic-esque love songs. Now that we are mature and enjoy music that’s soothing (not to mention a high octave range), we love her! And now, thanks to this awesome YouTube video, we think she seems like a fun, awesome, totally insane human being, too. [YouTube: Celine Dion Is Amazing] Keep reading »

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