• Celine Dion is reportedly no longer pregnant with an embryo that was frozen for eight years, according to In Touch magazine. [Starpulse]
• Jon Gosselin says he will spend Christmas with Kate and their eight children. [Us Weekly]—Well, that’s a step in the right direction to becoming a more accessible father.

Celine Dion is pregnant again at age 41—which while, not impossible, is pretty hard to do. This time she and hubby René Angelil—who’s approximately eleventy-years-old (or 67, to be exact)—used an embryo that was frozen eight years ago. Celine’s doctor confirmed her pregnancy after the in-vitro fertilization, and said that when he told her, “I could hear her chuckling.” [PopEater] — Chuckling! How creepy is that?

Since it’s Canada Day, I’ve been thinking about one of Canada’s greatest citizens, and, no, they’re not a canuck I’d like to f**k. I’m talking about Celine Dion. In honor of her great country, I thought it was the perfect time to (re)post this amazing tribute video, edited together by Rich at FourFour.

Chrysler is broke as a joke. Today, the car corporation entered bankruptcy court. The judge will examine the evidence, but this totally ‘80s video proves that he must consider one important thing: Who is going to employ spokesinger Celine Dion if Chrysler goes belly up?

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• Ximena Sarinana Mediocre The Mexican actress is from cinematic royalty, but with this album she truly makes a name for herself. Like a Latina Fiona Apple, her album of jazzy, seductive grinds translates even though it’s in Spanish.

Mariah Carey’s latest single, “Touch My Body,” has given her a whopping total of 18 number one hits. This has enabled the songstress to even surpass Elvis. Mimi, who is wearing nothing but rags on the cover of her album E=MC2, is now number two on the list of artists with the most number one hits—second only to the Beatles. The friggin’ Beatles, people! And she’s still making music, so there’s a chance she’ll even beat the Beatles record of 20 number one hits. Two more strikes and the boys are out! While the British Invasion was the soundtrack of the sexual revolution, this diva revelation has to be a sign of the apocalypse—didn’t Nostradamus write about a high-pitched bitch causing the ozone to explode or something? All I’m saying is my Internet mysteriously went out while I was trying to post this, so you know she’s pulling some serious connections. Maybe I should just be happy it’s not Celine Dion vying for the top spot. But honestly, Mariah must be stopped. Hasn’t Sir Paul had enough heartbreak in 2008? [Pop Sugar]

There was a time, in our not so distant cynical past, when we hated Celine Dion and her cheesy Titanic-esque love songs. Now that we are mature and enjoy music that’s soothing (not to mention a high octave range), we love her! And now, thanks to this awesome YouTube video, we think she seems like a fun, awesome, totally insane human being, too. [YouTube: Celine Dion Is Amazing]