When I saw the headline “Authorities Seize Man’s Electronic Equipment For Blasting Celine Dion,” my first thought was, Well, good! Anyone who insults Celine Dion’s flawless voice or enduring love ballads SHOULD have their stereos confiscated and/or burned in front of them! If they don’t like Celine, they shouldn’t be able to enjoy the privilege of listening to ANY music!
Because the only time I am in favor of a police state is when it involves defending the honor of Celine Dion.
But alas, my interpretation of the word “blasting” was tragically wrong. This man didn’t have his stereo taken away for insulting Celine Dion, he had his stereo taken away for playing Celine Dion songs loudly, over and over and over… Keep reading »
I can’t believe I still haven’t seen “Muppets Most Wanted.” Not only does it feature all my favorite Muppets, it’s got two of my favorite comedians, Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey, and a cameo from my favorite singer of all time, Celine Dion. Life dream status. Anyway, while doing press for the movie, Celine answered a few important questions — including which muppet she has a crush on — in her trademark Celine style (read: a little crazy). Hopefully her hubby Rene doesn’t have jealousy issues surrounding frogs… [YouTube via Gawker]
OK, in reality, a fan handed Celine Dion a ukulele to autograph outside a Paris hotel, and although I can’t be sure what she’s singing in this photo, a girl can dream about an acoustic ukulele power ballad, can’t she? [Photo: Splash News]
Finding good street style photos of Celine Dion is difficult for a few reasons:
- If she’s not promoting an album, she’s usually shuttling back and forth between her house and her Vegas colosseum — she doesn’t go out much.
- When she does go out, she is completely mobbed by fans and autograph seekers, which makes it hard to see her outfits.
- She spends so much time flailing around and making weird faces and dancing (AKA being Celine Dion) that 95% of the photos are blurry.
These aren’t complaints of course; I love Celine just the way she is. Luckily for me, Queen Celine is promoting an album right now (Loved Me Back To Life), which has provided a fresh crop of kinda-usable street style photos in which we can admire various incarnations of Celine’s signature ensemble: skinny pants, a fabulous jacket, and killer heels that cost more than a three-bedroom house. Click through to check out Celine strutting her stuff on the