Posts tagged "celebrity sex dolls"

Snookin’ For Love?

Want Snooki to taste the pickle in your pants? Well, if you can’t stand house music long enough to hit on her at da club, now you can just stick it in this even more plastic version of the guidette. As the box promises, for $19.99, “She’s the whore from the Jersey Shore who alway…

By: Simcha / November 29, 2010

Lady Gaga Suing Makers Of Lady Gag Gag Sex Doll

You may recall we broke news to you that a company called Pipedream Products had created a Lady Gaga sex doll called Lady Gag Gag. (“She loves it when you poke her-face!” the box cover reads.) Now, apparently the Gaga herself has taken legal action against the company, reports the Sun. Gaga’s people say the…

By: Susannah Breslin / September 17, 2010

In “Doppelganger,” Porn Star Joanna Angel Has Sex With … Herself

Well, this is truly disturbing. In her latest movie, porn star-turned-director and alt-porn pioneer Joanna Angel has sex with her own inflatable sex doll. I mean, the one that is her. The movie is “Doppelganger,” which is German for lookalike, basically, or evil twin. I think this line pretty much sums up the plot, per…

By: Susannah Breslin / September 15, 2010

Meet The New Kim Kardashian Sex Doll

Oh, look, it’s the celebrity sex doll we’ve all been waiting for, the Kim Kardashian love doll. Her name is Kinky Kim, and she seems to like to eat. Here’s the not-politically-correct tag line on the box: “When you stick it in her face … it’ll get all over the place.” Which is an allusio…

By: Susannah Breslin / September 7, 2010

The Lady Gaga Sex Doll Is Called Lady Gag Gag

I have to confess, now that the Lady Gaga sex doll has arrived, I did not see this one coming. I am intimately familiar with the celebrity sex doll phenomenon. Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan — they’ve all got their own love dolls already. But Lady Gaga? And naming it Lady Gag Gag is pretty…

By: Susannah Breslin / June 16, 2010