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Snookin’ For Love?

Want Snooki to taste the pickle in your pants? Well, if you can’t stand house music long enough to hit on her at da club, now you can just stick it in this even more plastic version of the guidette. As the box promises, for $19.99, “She’s the whore from the Jersey Shore who always wants more!” So lifelike! And this doll is waterproof, so you can, of course, take her in the hot tub. [Spencer’s Online]
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Lady Gaga Suing Makers Of Lady Gag Gag Sex Doll

You may recall we broke news to you that a company called Pipedream Products had created a Lady Gaga sex doll called Lady Gag Gag. (“She loves it when you poke her-face!” the box cover reads.) Now, apparently the Gaga herself has taken legal action against the company, reports the Sun. Gaga’s people say the inflatable homage is copyright infringement, and the love doll has since been removed from the market. Our hearts go out to all the sad, lonely men who were hoping to get their hands on a plastic sex doll that looks like Lady Gaga. We are here for you in your time of need. [ONTD] Keep reading »

In “Doppelganger,” Porn Star Joanna Angel Has Sex With … Herself

Well, this is truly disturbing. In her latest movie, porn star-turned-director and alt-porn pioneer Joanna Angel has sex with her own inflatable sex doll. I mean, the one that is her. The movie is “Doppelganger,” which is German for lookalike, basically, or evil twin. I think this line pretty much sums up the plot, per the press release: “You won’t believe your eyes when the queen of alt-porn’s inflatable twin comes alive just to wreak havoc with her friends and career.” I hate it when my inflatable twin comes alive to wreak havoc on my life! Angel says working with her blow-up twin was a nightmare. Okayyyy. So, I am going to skip this one.

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Meet The New Kim Kardashian Sex Doll

Oh, look, it’s the celebrity sex doll we’ve all been waiting for, the Kim Kardashian love doll. Her name is Kinky Kim, and she seems to like to eat. Here’s the not-politically-correct tag line on the box: “When you stick it in her face … it’ll get all over the place.” Which is an allusion to that Carl’s Jr. commercial she did and also a sex reference. Manufacturer Pipedream Products says: “Kinky Kim The Filthy Love Doll is going to be the must have blowup babe of late summer!” But summer is over. So, not. Click through to see the whole image after the jump. Keep reading »

The Lady Gaga Sex Doll Is Called Lady Gag Gag

I have to confess, now that the Lady Gaga sex doll has arrived, I did not see this one coming. I am intimately familiar with the celebrity sex doll phenomenon. Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan — they’ve all got their own love dolls already. But Lady Gaga? And naming it Lady Gag Gag is pretty — well, it’s pretty something, isn’t it? Ingenious? Perhaps. It seems she wants to “Take A Ride On Your Disco Stick!” Or, better yet, “She Loves It When You Poke-Her Face!” Who gets this job, writing copy for sex doll boxes? I must apply. Check out another shot after the jump. Keep reading »

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