Lindsay Lohan just can’t stay out of the news. In the last week, her “she said/she said” dispute with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson raised eyebrows, she made headlines for failing to appear on the arm of billionaire Richard Lugner at the Vienna Opera Ball (in what was to have been a paid appearance), and she ignited controversy with her Jesus-themed (crown of thorns and all) Purple cover. Each week, it’s something new bizarre. She’s long-since turned into a punch line.
While many Hollywood observers think she’s reached the point of no return, there are still some devoted fans hoping for a career resurrection. Lindsay’s got the talent (see “Mean Girls,” “Bobby,” and “A Prairie Home Companion”), she just needs to make a few life changes and she’ll be back on top. In fact, we’ve put together a 12-step program to help get her started. Pay attention, Lindsay, we just might be saving your career. Now put down the bottle and start reading. Read more … Keep reading »
Isn’t it kind of messed up when celebs use their fame to push pills that don’t work—or worse, that could be dangerous? That’s just what “Biggest Loser” trainer Jillian Michaels did when she threw her weight (pun!) behind a diet supplement called “Jillian Michaels’ Maximum Strength Calorie Control.” The trainer is now facing a $5 million lawsuit because, surprise, the pills don’t really do anything. Keep reading »
Yesterday, we reported some off-color remarks John Mayer made about Jessica Simpson in Playboy. Jessica could have taken his comparison of her to “sexual napalm” positively or negatively, depending on how she felt about herself and their relationship. But his musings about black women and use of the N-word weren’t as clever as he hoped, but cemented his status as the biggest jerk with a mic. Let’s dissect what he said and how he tried to apologize, after the jump. Keep reading »
Greg Oden, forgive me for saying so, but, you’re an idiot. Seriously, dude, you play center for the Portland Trailblazers. You should know that pics of your famous, NBA dong are going to cause a stir in the media. Didn’t you learn anything from the millions of other celebs who’ve been super embarrassed after nakey pics of them surfaced on the net? I know you were trying to impress your girl with these full-frontal images, but still. Keep reading »