After getting an email announcing that The Weezer Cruise is making its triumphant return in 2014, we got to thinking about celebrity cruises. Everyone from Kate Gosselin to Kenny G has been taking their act to the high seas, but we have yet to see some of our favorite celebs get in on the action (Chavril, where are you?!). Grab your bedazzled bikini and click on the gallery to check out seven imagined celebrity cruises that we really wish were real….
It’s a big week in the world of celebrity cruises. Royal Caribbean is now offering us plebeians the chance of a lifetime: to board the Allure of the Seven Seas with none other than THE Kate Gosselin. Yes, you can now purchase your tickets to join Kate for seven nights, as the cruise travels from Ft. Lauderdale to Jamaica to Cozumel and back. On board perks include a Kate Gosselin meet and greet, a commemorative gift, a photo session and a private BBQ with Kate as the guest of honor. Whomever conceptualized this cruise is a goddamn genius. A genius, I say! I wonder if the kids are coming or if Jon is watching them that week. I guess I’ll have to book my cabin to find out. Click through for some more fabulous celebrity cruises you can take this year. You know, just in case you already have plans in August. [Buzzfeed (image also via Buzzfeed)]