We’re all a little bit crazy. I know I am. After battling a bout of depression in my teens, going through therapy in my 20s, and ultimately becoming a happy, more well-adjusted person, I decided to get my masters in psychology. Why? Because people are endlessly fascinating and complex. So I get a little too excited watching shows like “Intervention,” “Obsessed,” and “Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew.” Sometimes my friends make fun of me, pointing out that I am the one who is “addicted” or “obsessed” with these shows. Laugh all you want, but I don’t watch because I get off on other people’s problems. I just think it’s important to have empathy for what other people are going through. I watch to be a better person, darn it. And that’s why I am so psyched that VH1 has created a new reality series that follows people who have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Mary Carey, born Mary Ellen Cook, went on “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” to quit her addiction to drugs and alcohol. While she was there, Dr. Drew Pinsky encouraged her to give up her porn career because, he felt, the lifestyle was a threat to her recovery, especially since, he believed, she was a sex addict, too. He wanted her to go back to who she really was—Mary Ellen—and create a new life for herself. It lasted for awhile, but Mary Carey is back to porn in a new movie: “Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw.” How does the doc feel about being the inspiration for her return to porn? His tweet on the matter after the jump.

Porn star Mary Carey has been trying to clean up her act in Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab on VH1. The lovable blonde cutie has been successfully searching for a way to feel like her sexy self while staying sober. Honest and adorable, Miss Mary has made her way into our heart. Unfortunately, the hanger-on/genetic mutation that is Daniel Baldwin disrespected the lady, sending her dirty texts and pictures of his “manhood” and then harassed her to do the same while in the rehab facility. Worse yet, Daniel Baldwin is married with a baby on the way. Yuck, just thinking about him makes us want to spray some disinfectant!  Although, after episode five he left the center to seemingly flee punishment for his actions, but it looks like he finally got what was coming to him. Mary Carey and the pregnant Mrs. Baldwin have been talking on the phone and Daniel was just spotted sporting quite the shiner. Whether the black eye is from his wife, Mary Carey, or any other women he’s insulted, it is well-deserved.  So if you see Daniel Baldwin, feel free to do your part. We here at The Frisky recommend using the hand with the most rings. [TMZ]

You think Charlie Sheen would try to avoid going to court…again. But this time the case isn’t against him!  The TV star took his baby mama Denise Richards to trial over a reality show she wants to tape with their two toddlers. He is fighting the good fight, trying to keep his kids from the cameras—after all who better than Charlie Sheen to know what happens to celebrity kids. But unfortunately, the La-La land courts sided with Denise. She really knows how to put the ex in exploitative. Hey, if she plays her cards right, maybe she can get a spin off slot for her kids on Celeb Rehab! [TMZ]

I’ve had a crush on Dr. Drew Pinsky since I was in high school, growing up in San Diego, where I would have to angle my radio antenna very carefully in order to catch the LA-based radio show Loveline, where Dr. Drew was one of the hosts. The show eventually went on to major success (it’s now heard all over the US) and a short-lived TV show on MTV, but at the time it was just a cult radio show on KROCK in LA. My beloved doctor has gone so mainstream that he’s been profiled in the most recent issue of Rolling Stone, talking about his disgustingly fascinating new show on VH1 Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. So, what really gets my blood going for the forty-something savior of drug addicts, is that he honestly seems to really care. Oh, and he has that totally gorgeous face surrounded by oh so sexy salt and pepper hair. I would totally develop a drug addiction just so I could go to rehab and hang out with this man.

Porn star, Presidential candidate, and Celebrity Rehab star Mary Carey is auctioning off her old breast implants on eBay calling them “The best stocking stuffer of all time!” Clearly she’s never seen the Christmas beer coozey our grandma knitted for us in 1995. In any case, this for sale silicone isn’t just for fun and games—a portion of the winning bid (currently at $510) will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Now those are some plastic titties we’d pay for! [eBay]