No Hollywood director creates fantastical worlds on screen like Tim Burton, so it’s only fitting that the Museum of Modern Art in NYC is honoring the work he’s done over the last three decades. Seven-hundred art pieces from the goth genius will be on display at the museum beginning Nov. 22, which coincides with the publication of The Art of Tim Burton, a 434-page book of doodles, sketches, and ideas. Click through to see which celebrities and art enthusiasts hit up the MoMA Film Benefit: A Tribute to Tim Burton.

Paula Patton has been everywhere promoting her new flick “Precious,” in which she plays Ms. Rain, the only person to show the title character kindness. This movie, as you know, has Oscar buzz written all over it, so I’ll forgive Paula’s involvement in the epically horrible “Idlewild” because that movie had bad writers; her acting, however, was fine. It’s also refreshing to see Paula shine, rather than playing the supporting role to husband and R&B singer Robin Thicke. Take a look at some of her best red carpet and candid looks as I indulge my girl crush.

Ankle boots with a cocktail dress are très chic right now. And gray is the neutral of the season.

The first movie I ever saw Kerry Washington in was Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins’ feature “Bad Company,” and I remember thinking: “This chick is really annoying.” But after watching her in “Last King of Scotland” and “I Think I Love My Wife,” where she played completely different characters, I realize her role in “Bad Company” was just bad, and it wasn’t her fault. Now, Kerry is working her way up the Hollywood social ladder, and she’s also committed to philanthropy. She hobnobs with President Barack Obama yet has returned to her Bronx roots to raise money for murals that present positive images to young women, working with the Uptown Girls organization. Next up she’ll star in “Race,” a play by David Mamet slated to open Nov. 16 on Broadway.

All this charitable and Hollywood work has put Kerry on many red carpets. Let’s admire some of her best outfits. She’s able to look both sweet and seductive in the photo above. I die for those legs!

Glamour‘s annual Women Of The Year Awards show in New York last night was an extremely inspiring night for women everywhere. The honorees have worked against adversity, serving others in the process, but they’ve also learned how to put themselves first—a feat many women worldwide struggle with. We’ve got the highlights—notable quotes, red carpet style, and the honorees, of course—from the evening.

First up, Rihanna was lauded for speaking up about what she calls “the secret of domestic violence.” Her openness about the assault she suffered at the hands of Chris Brown has led other young women to reveal their violent relationships. Rihanna wore a beautiful ivory origami gown by Stephane Rolland.

No, Kevin Federline is not pregnant—he’s just put on some weight in an unfortunate area. But the rumor around the baby mill is that K-Fed’s new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, is indeed preggers. Hmmm … let’s do the math here: he has two kids with Shar Jackson, two kids with Brit, and another one on the way. That works out to five kids with three baby mammas. This equation can mean only one thing: K-Fed likes to spread his seed. And what a glorious seed it is. But he’s not the only notorious celebrity dad. After the jump, some more celeb dads with multiple baby mamas. Warning: do not let any of these men inseminate you. [Celebitchy]

For her new flick “Earthbound,” Kate Hudson is playing a woman about to die from cancer who falls in love with her hottie doctor. To whittle off 20 pounds, Kate has given up booze and she’s sorely missing the sauce. “I love my glass of wine. I love tequila. To be in New York for two weeks and not have one beverage, I’m not sure I’ve ever done that,” she said. Let’s hope she’s gone slightly longer than two weeks considering she’s got a kid. But, uh, who knew Kate was a tequila hound? [NY Post]

This got us thinking—what are other celebrities’ drinks of choice?

Speaking of beautiful people not always ending up with beautiful people, writer Salman Rushdie stepped out Tuesday night in New York with Min Lieskovsky, a 26-year-old Harvard grad and author who’s every bit as stunning as his ex-wife Padma Lakshmi. And Lieskovsky is hardly known for dating older men—in an article with Elle Girl, she confessed that she normally goes for male models. So how did Salman do it? Obviously his insane talent, wealth, and fame have something to do with his appeal. But beyond that, he just seems to be one of those guys who attracts gorgeous women. Starting with Salman, here are 10 fugly men who are forever getting lucky in the hot lady department.

Rihanna took her orange highlights to the next level recently by dyeing the whole of her famous pompadour/faux hawk the same color. The hairstyle accentuates her forehead too much, so we doubt this look is the final product. But, really, when you’re talking about Rihanna’s hair, nothing is final because homegirl is a true chameleon. Don’t believe me? Then take a look back at the many, many hairstyles she’s sported during only four years.

Recently, the world-famous sculptors at Madame Tussaud’s unveiled their new collection. While pouring over the photos of this new collection, we realized that looking at wax figures is just as entertaining as gawking at celebs, just way creepier! Click through to see more spooky incarnations of famous people.

When it came to J.Lo, they wisely kept her backside true to life.

It’s no secret that most celebs hate the paparazzi following them and interrupting their private lives. Some get so annoyed with the paps that they occasionally turn the lens on the photogs. This really isn’t a productive move because no one will pay top dollar for a photo of some random person. But photos of celebrities doing their best paparazzo impression are really funny. Have a bit of a snicker as you check out the gallery of these 12 annoyed celebs.

You asked and now you shall receive a list of the “10 Bodacious Boobs” in pop culture and art. These boobs have made the news, have helped make their owners famous, or have made women envious. First up: Dolly Parton, who’s known for her gigantic breasts and tiny waist, but still manages to be respected for her singing and acting talents.

Since Michael Jackson’s unexpected passing in July, the King of Pop has graced the cover (or inside pages) of nearly every major magazine out there. Even many September issues, which are just hitting newsstands, feature MJ-inspired fashion pages, including this cover for Vogue Homme Japan with model Keith Hernandez on the cover. Click through for 21 more magazine photos featuring or inspired by the late, great Michael Jackson.

Think you’re gonna to film peeping Tom videos through a hotel wall of Erin Andrews naked? Fine, but Andrews can do her own dirty photos, thank you very much. And we mean literally dirty. The ESPN sportscaster got down ‘n dirty for GQ magazine when she posed in a football uniform, greasepaint and enough gobs of mud to make Babe squeal.

But this isn’t the first time we’ve seen celebs in dirt looking happier than pigs in mud. Click through to see our slideshow of the dirtiest celeb photos ever.

Last weekend marked the 40th anniversary of Woodstock. Looking at pics of the festival, we were reminded of how freaking hot hippie guys can be. After all, what’s not to love about a long-haired dude who’s all about peace and love? We rounded up a few of our fave Woodstock-esque dudes from past and present. So peep our slideshow of hippie-dippy dudes and tell us who you like best.

Kourtney Kardashian was trying to keep her baby daddy under wraps, telling everyone last week that they could find out when they watched the premiere of “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” on Sunday . But Kim didn’t know it was a secret and told people on Wednesday night at a party that Scott Disick was the papa. Way to blow it, Kim. Sure, Kourtney was trying to get better ratings for the first Kardashian venture not focusing on Kim, but Miss Center-of-the-Universe couldn’t have that now, could she? [NY Post]

We all know that snitches get stitches, but there are loads of celebrities who’ve told on their peers. Here’s the best.

In the wake of all those lady celebrities—like Vanessa Hudgens—expressing how upset they are that their nudie photos are getting leaked onto the internet, one actor isn’t afraid to put it all out there. Maybe because he’s got a lot to show off? The multi-talented Jamie Foxx has posted his own naked camera-phone pics online. While we’re sure it was hard for him to find a mirror where he could zoom out enough to get it all, even flaccid, we’re sure glad he took the time to click this pic. Should we add him to our roundup of Legendary Thespian Penises or Legendary Rock Star Penises slideshows? Well, he’s going to kick off this fresh one because plenty of other sexy male celebs have already had their goods leaked on the internet. Yay! [via Buzzfeed]

In Hollywood, there exists a very brave type of actor, one who is willing to completely morph his or her body in the larger direction in order to better fit the director’s vision. Renee Zellweger is perhaps the most famous of this breed—and she’s about to do it again for “Bridget Jones 3.” Matt Damon is the most recent member of this elite club. Who’s gained the most? What did they do to pack on the pounds? Keep reading for our Weight Gain Hall of Fame.

Who: Matt Damon for “The Informant”
Total Gained: 30 pounds
How? “I started eating like crazy and drinking dark beer. Between meals on set, I’d eat a No. 1 Value Meal at McDonald’s and then Doritos on top of it. It was absolute heaven.” [NY Daily News]
We Like Him Better ... Sorry, Matt, but you were hot before. We hope you lose all the weight when the movie is over.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen went on a double date to Strip House in New York City with their respective boyfriends, artist Nate Lowman and Justin Bartha. It was Bartha’s birthday, but it was Mary-Kate and Nate that spent the night at the Jane Hotel. [NY Post]

Check out our favorite celebrity menage à quatres, after the jump.

This summer, we’ve been hittin’ the beach, and so have our fav Hollywood studs. They’re paid to look good, and, boy, do they look good—half-naked! Take a swim in a pool of the hottest shirtless celebrity hotties after the jump.