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10 Songs We Wish Justin Timberlake Had Sang Jessica Biel Down The Aisle

Julie GersteinOctober 25, 2012 //
Justin's Wedding Pic
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's first wedding photo revealed! Read More »
Justin & Jessica Marry
World yawns. Read More »
Justin As Bon Iver
Justin Timberlake plays Bon Iver to a T. Read More »

By now you’ve probably heard about how Justin Timberlake sang his new bride Jessica Biel down the aisle with a special song. That’s really nice and all, but we think it would have been so much more hilarious if he had sang one of his classic songs instead. After all, Justin and Jessica are total jokesters — a couple of their friends recorded a video featuring homeless people around Los Angeles wishing the couple well — hilarious! So we’ve compiled a list of wedding song alternatives.

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Get Married, World Emits Collective Sigh Of Boredom

Julie GersteinOctober 19, 2012 //
Justin As Bon Iver
Justin Timberlake plays Bon Iver to a T. Read More »
Justin & Jessica Split?
Justin and Jessica Biel have reportedly split. Read More »
Jessica's Bangs Trauma
Ahhhhh, get them off!!! Read More »

So, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married today, and they are both really pretty and talented (okay, he’s really talented, and she’s really pretty). But you know what? We can’t get a boner up for this. They might just be the most dull celeb couple ever. Timberlake called his lady “a really, really, really special person,” which is nice, you know? But also so dispassionate-sounding. I mean, longterm, this probably bodes well for their marriage, but who among us wasn’t secretly hoping that JT would eventually get back together with Britney Spears? Now that’s passion. [People]

12 Super-Short Hollywood Marriages

The FriskyOctober 31, 2011 //
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Well, the love story of Kim Kardashian and, uh, that one guy whose name we barely bothered to remember, has come to a conclusion. Kardashian is filing for divorce, allegedly because her basketball playing husband, Kris Humphries, wanted to live in Minnesota, while she, of course, cannot imagine leaving the paparazzi-filled streets of Hollywood. Kardashian released a statement, saying:

After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.

Indeed, it probably wasn’t in the plan to end their marriage quite this soon, but Kim luckily has nearly $18 million in crisp dollar bills she made off the wedding to mop up her tears. (Unless, of course, she actually decides to follow any of our suggestions and donates her bounty to a good cause.)

Married for only 72 days, Kim’s (second!) marriage joins a long line of short celeb marriages. Keep clicking to see some of the other speedy celebrity marriages that met an early demise.

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Shannen Doherty Marries For Third Time

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 16, 2011 //
The nuptials, which had a black tie theme, were filmed for her reality show The Shannen Doherty Project, which will air in January on WE. »
October 16, 2011
Source: Starpulse

Weekend Hot Links: “Millionaire Matchmaker”‘s Goth Couple Ties The Knot

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 15, 2011 //
  • Patti Stanger’s “Millionaire Matchmaker” staffers tied the knot — now this is what a classy goth wedding cake looks like. See the full gallery of photos at the link. [TooFab]
  • The rampant “Jessica Simpson is pregnant!” rumors continue. Meanwhile, rumors that I am pregnant with a breakfast burrito baby are totally false true. [Starpulse]
  • Did your mom (or dad) ever put notes in with your lunch as a kid? Were they ever as honest as these notes? [Cracked] Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian & 15 Other Celeb Brides Who Wore Vera Wang

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 7, 2011 //
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Kim's Registry
Including a $730 ice bucket! 11 Photos »

I don’t know much about weddings, but one thing I do know, to quote Anthony, Charlotte’s main gay on “Sex and the City,” is that when it comes to the dress, “you go Wang.” And if anyone is going to have the best of the best on their wedding day, it’s Kim Kardashian. When the reality TV star married Kris Humphries last month, she wore not one, not two, but three Vera Wang gowns. That’s the strapless ball gown she wore for the ceremony, above, and then she changed into two other dresses (also ivory) over the course of the night. You’ll be able to get a much closer look at their wedding during E!’s “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event” special this Sunday at 8 p.m. and Monday at 9 p.m.

Until then, click through this slideshow of a bunch of famous brides who wore Wang to walk down the aisle. Keep reading »

The 10 Most Ridiculous Items On Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Registry

Lindsay A.June 15, 2011 //
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I wasn’t sure at first why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were inspired torush to the altar. Now I know. The expensive gifts! I took a gander at Kim and Kris’ Gearys Beverly Hills registry and found that, for the same cost as the items with which they wish to grace their home, they could feed an entire third world country. Recession? What recession? [Celebitchy]

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