Going commando on the red carpet is nothing new. Celebs — hell, humanity in general — have been choosing to go out without underwear since, well, underwear was invented. Most skin-tight gowns just look better without anything underneath them. And for as long as celebs have been going commando, there have been paparazzi waiting on bended knee in front of limo doors, ready to catch a brief moment of flashing vag on camera.
But this here slideshow depicts something else entirely — the growing popularity of dresses so sheer and/or high cut that going commando is a requirement and the possibility of indecent exposure is not only likely but practically encouraged. Yes, like the underboob and sideboob and butt cleave and sidebutt before it, showing off your mons pubis — that is, the upper part of the vulva below the naval — is the hot, new, random, SEXY RED CARPET TREND. Click through to see just a few somewhat recent examples…
“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before. … I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.’”
Last night’s episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” did not actually feature Kim Kardashian giving birth to daughter North West, but it did check in with her after the birth. I’m glad to hear Kim’s vag is in good shape, especially since one of the more common, and I think silly, worries that pregnant women have is that giving birth vaginally will wreck their lady business. In fact, I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, who had really long labia, but after she gave birth, those lips shrunk right up. Not that there’s anything wrong with long labia — I have embraced mine — but it’s interesting to know that giving birth can give your cooch a natural makeover. Anyway, good morning, it’s Monday, and I’m done writing about Kim Kardashian’s vagina now. [Entertainment Wise]