Okay, okay, we’re clearly, obviously, not highly trained psychologists. But that doesn’t mean that we’re not aware that there are some serious problems happening in Hollywood. No, we’re not talking about the drug use, or rampant sluttiness, or insane egomania. We’re talking about how Miley Cyrus is constantly changing her hair. How James Franco thinks he’s an artist. And how LeAnn Rimes can’t keep herself away from the Instagram. These are some serious issues, people! And we’re calling out to these stars to tackle their growing problems head on.
After the jump, we’ve identified and analyzed eight celebs with tragic (and we use this jokingly, if you haven’t realized that by now) mental health disorders that they should deal with ASAP!
Full disclosure: I am really OCD when it comes to the cleanliness of my apartment. As the owner of a pet that sheds like crazy, I vacuum, oh, once a day. So maybe I’m being a little overdramatic when I ask, WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MILEY CYRUS’ CARPET? Why are there scraps of paper everywhere? I can get over the fact that some shoes clearly need to be put away in a tidy fashion, but lord, woman, take a break from all the hair-cutting and break out the Dyson! Especially before you post a photo to Twitter. Damn.
Anyway, more recent pics from Miley’s Twitter are above. In addition to having a dirty carpet, Miley also has a hot bearded friend, an adorable dog, and a black bra she wears under sheer clothing!
Listen, Beyonce, I got the memo, like, months ago. Your life is better than mine. You don’t need to continue posting photos to your Tumblr to prove it. You know I can’t stop myself from looking and then I get depressed — that I don’t have a stylish sister like Solange, that I don’t look as good in cowboy boots, that Jay-Z is not pushing me on a swing hung from a tree. It’s so unfair. [via iam.beyonce.com]
Hannah Hooper of the band Grouplove has outed Christina Aguilera as a singer with the stinkiest reputation. “I have friends that lived in Pittsburgh and they grew up around Christina Aguilera and they swear to God that she smells like hot dogs,” she said. Hot dogs? That’s harsh. I guess Xtina needs to lay off the pork.
Hey, just because they’re famous, doesn’t mean their armpits don’t get funky just like the rest of us. Click through to see some more celebs who have been accused of being stink bombs. [Bossip]
Sometimes in the dead of summer, when I am chained to my computer all day but wanting to be at the beach, I say to myself, I wish I was a celebrity so that I could be frolicking at the beach right now. Because it seems like celebs spend more time at the beach having fun than us average peeps do. Maybe it’s because they have more free time, or maybe it’s just that they get photographed more often. And that idea is what makes me glad that I’m not a celebrity. I want to be free to be awkward on the beach without being photographed. Like that time that I accidentally sat on a broken lounge chair and fell into the sand. Or that time that I ran from the seagull that shit-bombed Amelia. If only the paps could see me then. I’m sure I was making an absolutely ridiculous face. I’ll bet I looked equally as weird as these celebs did when they were caught on film doing some very awkward beach frolicking.
I am kind of obsessed with Brad Pitt’s longtime stunt double — but I can’t figure out his name! Here they are looking concerned on the set of Ridley Scott’s “The Counselor,” and despite this photo being posted far and wide on the internet, no one bothers to name the dude who risks his life so that Brad doesn’t damage his pretty face. Can we please give this guy some recognition? Unmask Brad’s Double, please!
Keep clicking to see more celebs hanging with their stunt/body doubles…