My inner monologue was just lamenting the lack of anything particularly newsworthy today, even a damn celebrity sex tape, when lo and behold, Usher’s maybe-dick popped up on my laptop screen. Oh Santa, better late than never! Apparently, the two images that were posted online by Diary of a Hollywood Street King are pulled from a sex tape the R&B singer made with his then wife, Tameka Foster, which was stolen from his car in 2010. Usher’s face isn’t in either shot, but his alleged (dick) head is shown being, uh, orally nuzzled by a woman who looks an awful lot like Foster. I am personally unfamiliar with Usher’s penis, so I can neither confirm nor deny it’s validity, but it’s a nice looking dong and it got me dreaming up new lyrics for a remix of “My Way” called “My Ween.” So, you know, this penis, whoever it belongs to, has served some purpose on this Boxing Day. [Gawker]
UPDATE: The bad news is the No Fun Police came by and said we had to take the photos down. The good news is, in the process, they totally confirmed that the dick in question did indeed belong to Usher. Mystery solved!
According to TMZ, employees at various home retailers are reporting that shower rod sales have shot up ever since “Love and Hip Hop Atlanta” star Mimi Faust’s Vivid sex tape trailer was released online — and supplies are close to selling out. In the trailer for “Mimi & Nikko: Scandal in Atlanta” (which is after the jump and NSFW), Mimi and boyfriend Nikko Smith (who placed ninth on the fourth season of “American Idol” and is the son of legendary baseball player Ozzie Smith) are seen having, amongst other activities, rather aerobic shower sex, using the curtain rod for support.
I’m not sure what’s so special about “Mimi’s shower rod,” if anything, but the tape has apparently sent hordes of people flocking to Home Depot and Lowe’s to purchase their own. While I’m not sure I buy this whole shower rod shortage crisis (!!!), a cursory Twitter search for “Mimi shower rod” turns up enough results that I can’t write off completely. Hell, if “Mimi & Nikko” inspires people to get a little creative and adventurous in their next sex romp, it will have done more for society than Vivid’s last reality TV star sex tape. Sorry, Farrah. [TMZ] Keep reading »
Farrah Abraham is many things. She’s a teen mom. She’s on “Teen Mom.” She’s the only single cast member of VH1′s series “Couples Therapy.” She’s a wildly successful two-time porn star. She’s a singer. She’s a memoirist. And now she’s an erotic novelist, with the first book in her Celebrity Sex Tape erotica series set for release on July 1. And who better to model for the cover of In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape) (clever title, really) than Farrah herself! I can tell this is going to be a real page-turner. Check out the book’s description: Keep reading »
While most celebrity sex tapes include a lot of well, sex, Alyssa Milano gets risque and tackles social issues in the bedroom. Basically, her Funny Or Die sex tape spoof is the most genius way ever arouse interest about whats going on in Syria. I think Farrah Abraham would benefit greatly from watching it. And maybe Alyssa could do a follow up sex tape that focuses on the history of feminism. [Funny Or Die]
Kim Kardashian. Pam Anderson. Paris Hilton. Been there, done that. They’ve all had sex videos that have been viewed by millions and made them millions.
Releasing a sex tape is really not the worst business plan to follow. Just ask Farrah Abraham—she’s certainly reaping the cash benefits. So we got to thinking, which Hollywood couples do we wish would make a sex tape? At the top of our list is one power couple, who would skyrocket the bidding wars to astronomical heights for one such tape. Read more on Your Tango…
I’m not sure what Farrah Abraham‘s motive is, but she sure is determined to convince the masses that her sex tape with porn star James Deen — released by Vivid Video as “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom” — was actually meant to be kept private. Here she is appearing on “Entertainment Tonight,” explaining that, yes, she hired James Deen to have sex with her on camera, but it was only ever going to be for her, uh, private collection I guess. It seems Farrah is lonely and thought hiring a porn star to bang her (on camera, remember) was the most discreet way to get laid. She explains:
“I was under the belief this would help better protect me and my privacy. So I was like, ‘if this guy is so professional and everything is gonna be fine,’ then I was like, ‘I’m happier with this choice.’”
Farrah blames Deen for leaking the tape and basically acts like she had no choice but to reap the financial rewards (believed to be in the seven figures). As for why she wanted to film their fuckfest? Empowerment, obviously. Keep reading »