Did Nia Vardalos of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” non-fame (god, did I love that movie) always have a very serious case of crazy eyes, or is this a new development? Discuss.
We haven’t seen Lindsay Lohan looking anything but questionable in quite some time now, so I should totally be used to it, right? I shouldn’t be even half as disturbed as I was upon seeing her most recent paparazzi photos, right? She looks like she’s just emerged from a deep, musty drug dungeon, in which one eye never opens and everyone wears monochromatic jumpsuits (snarking on her outfit probably isn’t the right thing to do but also what the hell is she wearing?). For a while I held out hopes that the (former) actress would pull a Robert Downey, Jr. and get her cracked out act together, but those days are loooooong gone. At this point, Lindsay is crack. Oh, but the best part is that one of her myriad enablers, the clearly delusional Paul Schrader (who is currently directing Lindsay-as-hooker in porny Bret Easton Ellis film “The Canyons”), compares her to “Ann Margaret, some Gena Rowlands and Faye Dunaway and of course some bits of Liz Taylor and Monroe as well as a little Rita Hayworth.” It’s funny because, looking at this picture, I was thinking the exact same thing! [Celebitchy]